NOVEL ONLINE FREE Chapter 454: He's Too Hard to Kill!
Chapter 454: He’s Too Hard to Kill!
Jun Chengye felt as if he had been struck by a bolt of lightning. Of course, he knew that this was the best solution, but he simply couldn’t bring himself to go through with it.
“This isn’t appropriate, is it? We’re not even married yet. It’s against propriety, I…”
Before he could finish, Xu Zhibai suddenly jumped onto him, wrapping herself around him and sealing his lips with hers.
Jun Chengye was overwhelmed by a pungent smell, causing him to freeze and tremble uncontrollably.
Xu Zhibai opened her mouth wide, giving Jun Chengye a firsthand experience of what it meant to face an abyssal maw and a lashing tongue.
In the distance, Lin Fengmian, who had just recovered and returned, witnessed this scene and nearly gouged his eyes out. He turned around and fled once more.
This is too much for my eyes!
The stench is too strong, I need to vomit first.
I’ll come back later!
Lin Fengmian leaned against a wall, unable to stop himself from retching.
No, if I keep vomiting like this, I’ll be too weak to confront Jun Chengye before I even get the chance.
(??`)
“Luo Xue? How about you take over?”
“Luo Xue?”
…
Luo Xue pretended to be dead.
Although she hated to admit it, the scene was too “beautiful”.
She really didn’t want to see it anymore!
Meanwhile, Jun Chengye was still reeling from the kiss.
“Little Ye, um…”
Ding Fuxia walked in and was stunned when she saw the scene in front of her.
What am I witnessing?
He covered his face with his hand and hurriedly said, “I’ll come back tomorrow!”
Jun Chengye saw a lifeline and desperately reached out, hoping that Ding Fuxia would find an excuse to take him away.
But the moment he opened his mouth, Xu Zhibai seized the opportunity to deepen the kiss, cutting off his words.
As he watched Ding Fuxia leave, Jun Chengye felt his world darken.
Uncle, save me!
Ding Fuxia turned away, covering his face, and quickly found a corner to vomit profusely.
But as he vomited, tears began to stream down his face. He sobbed, “Little Ye, you have suffered so much… vomit~”
(??`)
Just the thought of that scene made his stomach churn, and he vomited uncontrollably.
If just one look had this effect on him, he could only imagine the torment Jun Chengye was enduring.
Xiao Ye had sacrificed so much for the Ding family. How could he harbor any resentment toward him?
Jun Chengye had no idea that he had somehow won over Ding Fuxia.
At this moment, he was dizzy and overwhelmed, crushed under Xu Zhibai’s weight as she pinned him to the ground.
Fortunately, the fall finally freed him from her grasp, and he gasped for air.
Xu Zhibai’s heavy body pressing down on him made his stomach churn even more.
She blushed shyly and said, “Oh my, how embarrassing! Uncle saw us.”
“Brother Ye, do you think Uncle will think I’m too forward? That was actually my first kiss.”
Jun Chengye shuddered at her coy demeanor and finally couldn’t hold back, turning his head to vomit a bit of bile.
Xu Zhibai quickly scrambled to her feet and asked, “Brother Ye, what’s wrong?”
Jun Chengye steadied himself and waved his hand. “It’s nothing. I was just crushed by you.”
“You’re so mean! I’m not that heavy.”
Xu Zhibai playfully punched him, causing him to vomit even more.
“Brother Ye, why wait for a special day? Let’s become a real husband and wife tonight!”
Jun Chengye vigorously shook his head. “No, no, that’s not possible…”
But Xu Zhibai pulled him up and began to drag him towards the bedroom.
“Brother Ye, I’ll be yours sooner or later. Don’t be shy.”
“This is my first time, so be gentle with me.”
“No! Zhibai, this is against etiquette!”
Jun Chengye clung to the doorframe in terror, trying to buy himself a little more time.
“What etiquette? We don’t care about that here! And how can I stay rational when I see you, Brother Ye?”
Xu Zhibai forcefully dragged him into the room, and Jun Chengye even broke off a piece of the doorframe in his struggle, but it wasn’t enough to stop her.
Jun Chengye was pushed onto the bed, and his fear finally overwhelmed his rationality.
In a moment of sheer panic, he instinctively shoved Xu Zhibai away, sending her tumbling to the floor.
“No! Stop!”
ヽ(`Д?)?….>┻O
Xu Zhibai fell to the ground, her face filled with disbelief before she burst into tears.
“Brother Ye, do you… do you dislike me?”
Jun Chengye quickly stood up and helped Xu Zhibai sit back down on the bed, forcing a smile on his face. “How could I?”
“Then why don’t you want to consummate our relationship?” Xu Zhibai sobbed.
“We’re not married yet. I want to save it for our wedding night…”
Jun Chengye tried to explain, but Xu Zhibai stubbornly interrupted, “Excuses! All excuses!”
“You clearly don’t like me! You think I’m ugly and don’t want to touch me!”
Jun Chengye knew that if he didn’t calm Xu Zhibai down now, his position in the Southern Hills would become even more precarious.
Taking a deep breath, he mustered every ounce of courage he had, pulled her into his arms and kissed her.
Moments later, the room was filled with Xu Zhibai’s shy murmurings and the rhythmic sounds of impact.
The sounds seemed to vent anger, lament the unfairness of fate, and convey a sense of numbness.
Lin Fengmian circled the area several times and waited until the middle of the night before deciding to confront Jun Chengye.
Surely, Xu Zhibai wouldn’t be around at this hour, right?
He tightly gripped his sword, his killing intent palpable.
This time, I’m definitely going to kill Jun Chengye. No one can stop me!
Not even the Heavenly Fiend Sovereign!
Lin Fengmian stormed in, kicking the door open with a loud bang, ready to rush in.
But the horrifying scene that greeted him made his scalp tingle.
(??????｀)
What was he seeing? A man… with a wild boar?
No, wait, a wild boar… with a man?
Luo Xue, as if he had witnessed the most terrifying thing in the world, let out a scream before falling silent.
Lin Fengmian’s limbs went cold. Even facing the Heavenly Fiend Sovereign hadn’t scared him this much.
Vomit~
He didn’t dare to look closely. Turning around, he fled, leaving the door wide open as the wind rushed in.
“Why did the door open all of a sudden? Did you break it earlier, Brother Ye?”
Xu Zhibai, who was still moving energetically on top of Jun Chengye, turned her head to look at the open door in confusion.
“I don’t know…”
Jun Chengye lay there with his eyes closed, utterly lifeless like a corpse.
“Brother Ye? Are you feeling unwell?”
“I feel so good that I could die!”
“Really?”
Xu Zhibai became even more enthusiastic, causing the poor bed to creak and almost break.
Jun Chengye’s back was about to give out, but he still didn’t dare to open his eyes.
However, the physical torment was nothing compared to the mental torment. All of his grand ambitions had faded away, leaving him in despair.
“Brother Ye, open your eyes.”
“No, it will affect my… experience…”
“Brother Ye, move a little!”
“I’m tired. You do the moving…”
?﹃?
…
Meanwhile, Lin Fengmian had completely lost it. He vomited until there was nothing left, his face pale as a sheet.
“If I’ve sinned, you can strike me with lightning. Why do I have to see this?”
(ノ?Д?)ノ
“Vomit!”
“I just wanted to kill him! Was that necessary? Vomit…”
“If you want to stop me, send a heavenly disaster! Using such underhanded tactics is simply cruel! Vomit…”
(?д?)
Luo Xue’s faint voice came through, “Lin Fengmian, there are many ways to change the future. Let’s try a different approach!”
“He’s too hard to kill. Please don’t go back. I’m afraid I won’t make it back to Qionghua…”
(っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)