Chapter 144: Chapter 144: The Pot Calling The Kettle Black!: The Wandenreich, Sternritters, And Diabolos Guild Vs. The Four Aces Alliance! (Part 1)
"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now viewers as usual, before I proceed forward with this current upcoming chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed, and my head, tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"
Date: X792
And so, getting back to the current fight...
"Who did you just say that to, cha?" The man in the heavy suit of armor now proceeded to ask Angel Bluebell. Which unfortunately, was then followed by his usual verbal tic.
And not surprisingly...
"What do you mean by that? And didn't I just ask for you not to use that at the end of every single sentence that you say?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back to the man in the heavy suit of armor. Which was while I then noticed, that she had then proceeded to clench her free right hand into a very tight looking fist, and while a tickmark, was now also present on one side of her face.
But then...
"Alright that's enough out of you! Let's get down to business now shall we?" Kiria now proceeded to say. Which as usual, was then followed by her proceeding to lick her lips in anticipation. Which once again, proceeded to send a chill up my spine.
But, however...
"Heads up below!" Another recognizable sounding female voice proceeded to say. As they, along with several others, proceeded to hit the deck of the ship, and proceeded to properly stick their landings. Which had also caused me and Misaka, to temporarily cease our charging forward with our ash composed swords.
And realizing who they were immediately...
"Ah, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Rukia, and Renji. Nice to see...Uh..." I then noticed Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to try and say, only to then be cut short by her then noticing another of the new arrivals. Who was a male with short spiky blue colored hair. And at the moment, didn't have a shirt on. And upon realizing who he was, that was the main reason, as to why Angel Bluebell, had proceeded to stop mid sentence.
And as for who he was...
"Ah Gray, I see that you made it without any issues," Erza now proceeded to say to one Gray Fullbuster. And yet she was somehow unphased by the fact that Gray was currently not wearing a shirt.
"Gray, would you put some clothes on!" Lucy now proceeded to yell over to Gray with.
"Wha, when did that happen?!" Gray now proceeded to say quite frantically, as he now finally realized, that he currently wasn't wearing a shirt.
But as for me...
"Okay, that was not something that I was expecting...Mind you viewers...I, like Bluebell, happen to know a little bit about the members of Fairy Tail...But that doesn't exactly make much of a difference, for me being able to see them act in this way for real...I mean, you might not understand...But you basically get what I mean by that...But anyway viewers...let's get back to the action now...shall we?" I thought to myself.
Which as usual, during this same thought, I had proceeded to briefly turn my eyesight, as well as my attention, briefly and slightly to the right of me, in order to briefly address the viewers.
But then...
"Alright enough of this! Time to dispense with all of you!" The man in the Skull Knight type outfit then proceeded to say, as once again he proceeded to conjure ash into one of his hands.
But, with regard to that...
"You're kidding right? Please tell me that you're joking?...Well, I guess you'll have to learn a lesson sooner or later," Zachary now proceeded to say, as Sakura then proceeded to pull another Star Card out. And as the Star Card proceeded to spin in place above them. Both of them then proceeded to raise their respective star staffs towards the currently still spinning Star Card.
"Fire!" Zachary and Sakura both proceeded to chant in unison.
And as for the response just as they raised their respective star staffs towards the spinning Fire Card. To which it then ceased spinning. And was then followed by the appearance of the Fire Card spirit about a second later...
"What the heck are you two?! And how do you have access to this much magical power?!" Kiria now proceeded to say to Zachary and Sakura. Only now, her crazy looking smirk was now gone from her face, and in place of it, was a look of fear.
"Not so high and mighty now are we?" Erza now proceeded to say to Kiria in response.
And not surprisingly...
"Shut up, nobody asked you!" Kiria now proceeded to say back to Erza in response.
And as for the response back to Kiria...
"So Kiria, do you realize now just how badly you underestimated us? I mean, we've fought against much tougher opponents then you in the past. So what made you think for even a moment, that you stood any sort of a chance against us?" I now proceeded to say. Which I had said, while me and Misaka still held our respective ash composed swords at the ready.
But there wasn't an immediate response back from Kiria. Which was more then likely due to the fact, that she was still currently overcome with fear.
And, with me then proceeding to let out a brief and audible sigh...
"Typical, and yet so predictable of you Kiria. Now then..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say, only for yet another group of people to then proceed to hit the deck of the ship. But unlike those before, they weren't friendly, and nor were they our allies.
And what I mean by this was...well...
"Hey you! We're not done with you yet!" The recognizable, but still quite annoying voice of one Bambietta Basterbine proceeded to yell out to Angel Bluebell. And like last time, a tickmark had now once again become present, on one side of her face.
And as for Angel Bluebells response...
"Well Little Miss Bambi..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say to Bambietta.
And not surprisingly...
"Shut up damn it! I told you to stop calling me that!" Bambietta proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response.
And as for Angel Bluebells response back to her...
"I'll call you whatever nickname that I want to call you Little Miss Bambi! Or did you forget that you don't exactly have any sort of say in this current situation?!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say back to Bambietta in response. Which not surprisingly, had now caused Bambietta to get even more annoyed.
"I said shut up! Stop calling me that!" Bambietta now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell, with even more irritation present in her current tone.
But, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to ignore Bambietta for the current moment, and then simply turn her attention over to Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, and Angel Salvia. She then simply wound up giving them both a small nod. And with that...
"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily proceeded to call out. Which just like before, she proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band, and in a brief flash of white light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand.
And like last time this was then followed, by Angel Lily proceeding to lash her Saint Spiral Whip outward towards Bambietta. And just like last time, and as both her and Angel Bluebell had intended, Bambietta was once again bound quite tightly around her torso, by Angel Lily's Saint Spiral Whip.
"Now Little Miss Bambi, I hope that you don't mind being 'tied up' for the moment do you?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say to Bambietta, with a very cocky looking smirk currently present on her face.
Which once again, had wound up receiving a somewhat audible chuckle from Natsu.
And as for everyone else...
"But, I wouldn't want the rest of our allies to be left out of this. So Erza, what do you say that we show these Dragon Eaters, just how in sync we can all be...hmm?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say over to Erza.
Which, without her having to respond back to Angel Bluebell, she then proceeded to simply change her current armor yet again. "Requip!: Black Wing Armor!" Erza then proceeded to call out. Which in a brief flash of light, she had then changed into yet another one of her Requip armors.
And this one, was black with silver trimming that had silver crosses on it in several places. It had a revealing silver-edged breastplate and plates flanking the hips that reached down to her waist-guard. It also had large plates guarding her legs. She had two wings that had black metal arms, that were currently acting as the wings leading structure. And Erza's hair was also currently tied in a ponytail.
And as for Angel Bluebells response...
"Well then Erza, you're just full of surprises aren't you? Now then everyone, shall we begin?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, with the same cocky looking smirk from before, now once again proceeding to make its way back onto her face.
And though Angel Bluebell wasn't able to see everyone else. Zachary and Sakura now had yet another Star Card of theirs out and at the ready. And this was even though they still had the Fire Card spirit still present. Which was to indicate, that since their transforming of the Star Cards several years ago, they were still very much capable, of being able to use more then one Star Card at a time. Angel Salvia currently had her Saint Twin Swords drawn and at the ready. Angel Daisy had her Saint Rolling Boomerang at the ready. Eternal Sailor Moon had her Kaleidoscope Rod at the ready. Gray had both of his hands together, with one of his hands in a closed fist pressed firmly against the palm of his other hand. Natsu now had one of his fists engulfed in fire. Wendy was currently standing at the ready. And Lucy, now had one of her Celestial Spirit Gate keys at the ready as well. And from what me and Angel Bluebell could tell from briefly looking at it. It seemed to show a design, of what appeared to be an arrow on the non handle end of the key. And though neither me or Angel Bluebell did not know what this arrow represented at the current moment. We were both soon about to witness, just how powerful the Celestial Spirits of the Zodiac could be. And also, just how precise and powerful, an archer like the great Sagittarius could be as well.
"And this viewers...Oh right sorry, Angel Bluebell here, sorry about that...But anyway viewers...this now marks the end of this particular chapter...But don't worry...because as usual, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...and what will be the continuation our fight...against Diabolos...But also against the Bambies and Sternritters as well...So viewers...with that now still very much fresh on all of your minds...see you all in the next chapter...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed*"
"Thanks for that Bluebell...Oh, almost forgot...you're still reading both Going In Completely Blind, and Going In Almost Completely Blind alongside this fanfic as well, right viewers?...Because if you still aren't doing that, then my goodness you're daft...I mean after all viewers...You have been told by me, as well as Zachary, to not just resort to reading just one of these three fanfics...But anyway viewers, as Bluebell just stated, see you lot in the next chapter...okay?...*I proceed to say this while proceeding to smile with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side in a very cute looking manner*"
And now that the chapter recap is now done. We will now proceed right into the current chapter.
Date: X792
Okay, so getting back to the current situation and the currently still ongoing battle...
"Open Gate Of The Archer!: Sagittarius!" Lucy Heartfilia proceeded to call out. And in a brief flash of gold light. A lanky sort of man appeared, but he was dressed in an archers outfit, with a big quiver filled with arrows on his back. But the only thing that I found a little out of place about him, was that he was dressed up as a horse as well.
"Wait a sec here...so it is just literal then about what the actual Celestial Spirits Of The Zodiac look like then?...Which by the way viewers, for those who don't already know...Sagittarius, is actually an archer with regard to the mythology of the 12 signs of the Zodiac...And for those who haven't yet watched Fairy Tail...Then I am going to tell you all right now, like Angel Bluebell said herself in one her previous chapters of Going In Completely Blind...that there will be some spoilers ahead for those of you haven't yet watched The 100 Year Quest...So just know viewers, that you have now been warned about any aforementioned spoilers...And Angel Bluebell also told you this as well...And so viewers, with this in mind, let us now get back to the chapter at hand...shall we?" I proceeded to think to myself.
Which as usual, during when I had been having this very same thought. I had proceeded to turn my attention, as well as my eyesight, slightly and briefly to the left of me. Which I had done, in order to briefly address the viewers.
But getting back to the current battle, and with regard to the rest of those involved on our side...
"Arrow!" Zachary and Sakura then chanted in unison, as they proceeded to throw the Arrow Card up into the air. And as it spun in place, both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to raise their respective star staffs towards it. Which as usual, caused the Arrow Card to stop spinning, which was then followed by the appearance of the Arrow Card spirit only a second later.
And as the Arrow Card spirit conjured an arrow out of thin air, and drew it back on the drawstring of her bow. She then proceeded to let the arrow lose. Only it then proceeded to vastly multiply into several more arrows.
And as for the reaction to this...
"Are you serious right now? Just how many of these cards do the two of you have on hand, cha?" The man in the heavy suit of armor proceeded to say.
"What's the matter, are you starting to finally realize now just how outmatched against us you all truly are?" Zachary then proceeded to respond back to the man in the heavy suit of armor with.
And as for Angel Bluebell...
"I think that that seems to be the case Zachary. But I guess that..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for a certain someone, to once again proceed to speak up, and as a result, wound up cutting her off mid statement.
And as for who they were, well I'll give you a hint...
"My goodness! Do you ever stop talking?!" Candice now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with a now very irritated tone in her voice.
"No Catnippie I don't! And are you by any chance going to put your prized pair of fruit away anytime soon?! Because if you're not..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to her with quite a bit of wittiness to my tone. And while a smug looking sort of smirk, was now also present on her face.
And once again, I was now having a bit of trouble keeping my composure, since I was now struggling to not burst out laughing from Angel Bluebells current witty comeback. But thankfully, like all the previous times, I was able to contain it, so that no one was able to notice.
And not surprisingly with regard to Candice's response to Angel Bluebells witty comeback...
"Don't call me that! I honestly don't know why I even bothered speaking to you! Because you're hugely annoying!" Candice proceeded to respond back to Angel Bluebell with. Only now, she was even more irritated.
And as for Angel Bluebells response back to Candice...
"Well isn't that just the pot calling the kettle black then, isn't it Catnippie?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back to her. And she had once again said it, while quite a bit of wittiness was still very much present in her current tone of voice.
And as for the response...
"Alright that's enough out of you! Take this!" Bambietta now proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell in response. While just like from before, a tickmark was now once again present, on one side of her face. And this was while both of her eyes, had once again proceeded to glow their red color again.
And not surprisingly, with me then taking immediate notice, of Angel Bluebell now proceeding to once again let out yet another audible sigh from her mouth...
"Okay Little Miss Bambi...I am going to need you to just stop talking completely now...or to put it another way viewers...Little Miss Bambi just needs to stop moving her lips up and down, and have words and sounds proceed to come out of it...And yes viewers...that was a reference to the old Top Gear...Or more specifically viewers...was said by Richard Hammond to James May, during the Vietnam Special...Which for those who don't know, was just after James May and Jeremy Clarkson, had deliberately put Hammond's Motorbike helmet under the wheels of a lorry...and had gone and bought him another helmet, which for those who don't know, was pink colored...But to be fair viewers...in their defense, pink was originally for men...A little tidbit of information that you probably all didn't already know...and for more confirmation on this...go and watch Adam Ruins Everything...Mind you viewers...I was always more of an Impractical Jokers fan myself...Although, it has proceeded to go downhill a bit every since Joe Gatto left the show...But anyway viewers...I think that I'll just dispense with my current fourth wall break...as it is proceeding to get a bit lengthy...and we will now get back to the current chapter a hand, alright?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed*"
And as for Bambietta's current demeanor...
"Stop turning your attention away from me damn it!" Bambietta now proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell in response. As she then proceeded to say this, while now proceeding to get even more irritated.
"Well then Little Miss Bambi...let me think about that for a brief moment...hmm...no...And that believe it or not viewers...was yet another reference...Only this time it is from Amazon Prime's The Grand Tour...Which like that of the old Top Gear viewers...I do greatly recommend, that you go and watch both of them...But anyway viewers...this now marks the end of this particular chapter...But as usual viewers...we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers...see you there...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed*"
"Well she isn't wrong by the way viewers...Keiko here by the way...But as I was saying, Angel Bluebell does make a very good point...As a good portion of the comedy in these three fanfics, derive some of their essence, from the sort of comedy that you would witness on The Grand Tour, and the old Top Gear...Oh, and by the way BBC?...You lot do realized that that show wasn't about the cars right?...But it was in fact about the chemistry and overall bickering that usually took place, between Clarkson, Hammond, and May...You lot do realize that now, don't you?...I mean, it should've been quite obvious...Your overall ratings for the show did wind up dropping quite steadily after the three of them left show right?...Well then I don't think I need to explain anything more regarding that now do I?...Oh right, almost forgot to mention to you viewers...these three fanfics, aren't even remotely close to being done...As these three fanfics, are going to be proceeding forward, for at least the next 5 years...Yes viewers...you read that part right...But moving on from that for the moment...*I proceed to say this, only for someone to then proceed to cut me off mid sentence*"
"Hey Keiko was it?...Why are you taking so long talking to the viewers?...*Natsu proceeds to ask me this, with a bit of intrigue and confusion to his tone*"
"Because Natsu, I need to let the viewers know about a few things...You don't have fourth wall breaks like this happen in your timeline do you?...Because with those like Sailor Moon, and Wedding Peach...they can get quite lengthy...And just for the record as well viewers, that is deliberate in all three of these fanfics...I mean, did you really honestly think that that was part of the fanfic descriptions in these three fanfics for no reason?...I mean...*I proceed to say this, only for someone else other then Natsu, to proceed to cut me off mid sentence*"
"Hey Keiko?...Can you hurry it along please?...Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way...But seriously Keiko, the viewers are probably wondering as to why you're taking so long!...Not that there is anything wrong with that viewers...As my fourth wall breaks tend to drag on quite a bit as well...But Keiko, I think it is about time that we end the chapter now...don't you?...I mean, you don't have a problem with that...do you Keiko?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while showing the same face and expression from before, that Captain Unohana usually displayed, in order to help get her point across*"
"Uh....n-no Bluebell, not at all...*I proceed to say this, while displaying a look of somewhat visible fear from having to see Angel Bluebell showing her current expression to me*...So anyway viewers...we look forward to seeing you lot in the next chapter...okay?...*I proceed to say this while smiling with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side in a very cute looking manner*"