Chapter 100: Chapter 100: Heyo Percy!
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Soon the younger kids started to take turns trying the board out. Zack taught them what Percy taught him and soon it became quite a spectacle to try out Percy's board.
"What did you use to make it levitate?" asked an older Ravenclaw girl. Percy looked at her and he realised she was in his runes class. She was the one that kept glaring at him like he was beneath her.
"Runes," Percy replied with a shrug.
The girl's eyes went wide, "that's impossible!"
Percy shrugged, "believe what you want."
"No one can do that with just ruins," the girl glared, "at least no one at OWL level."
Percy glared at the girl, "you know I don't like you."
The girl blinked in surprise, "w-what?"
"I said I don't like you. I don't care for you. So fuck off lady."
The Claw gapped with her jaw dropped, "why you little shit! Who the hell are you to tell me to fuck off?"
"Percy Jackson," Percy waved, "haven't we meet?"
The girl gaped at his attitude. She grumbled and turned away walking back to the castle. Percy couldn't help chuckling at her leave, "don't forget! We badgers don't give a damn! Spread the news around, that's our new slogan!"
"Wait, what's our new slogan?" Zack asked as few of the younger students looked confused.
"Well you see me and a few of the older Badgers realised that we didn't have a slogan. So we made one up!" Percy grinned. "So from now on we aren't Puff's! We are badgers! And we don't give a damn!"
The Hufflepuff looked surprised and the others just started at Percy like he was crazy. The older Gryffindor boy blinked, "wait...so we are supposed to call you the Badgers? Why? Badgers are so lame."
"No they aren't, they are cool. They kill snakes and eat bees for breakfast, literally. Honey Badger don't give a damn," Percy grinned.
"How are you going to get people to call you that?" A younger Ravenclaw boy asked.
"No idea!" Percy chuckled with the grin still in place.
The rest of the morning the kids took turns riding Percy's board while Percy watched and smiled. He was looking forward to flying for the rest of the day, but he was content with just watching the kids enjoy what he made.
After some time they all went back in for breakfast. All the kids wished Percy goodbye, Percy didn't know all their names yet, but at least they knew him.
As Percy ate breakfast the morning mail came in and one of the school owls swooped down and landed in front of Percy.
The owl had a letter and a folder attached to it's leg, Percy quickly untied them and feed the owl a piece of bacon. The letter was addressed to him written in ancient greek, it was obviously from Hecate;
[Heyo Percy!
Oh it's that sweet, it hasn't even been a week and you're still asking me for help! Haha! No but seriously, I'm glad you wrote. I would be lying if I said that I wasn't even the little bit worried about you.
I'm glad you got sorted into Hufflepuff, that house has been in the dumps since the foundation of the school, maybe it needs a spunky young demigod with a heart of gold to raise the people's spirit!
Anyway I hope you are settling in okay. I'm sorry to hear about how boring your classes are…..not. HAHAHAHA! Suffer! At least now I hope you have learnt to appreciate me and my awesomeness!
I managed to get you ready for OWLs in three months! I'm the best teacher you will ever have, good luck managing to learn anything from those idiots!
But onto a more serious note. You want to patent the quick quill thing right? Well it's actually quite easy you know, I attached a skeleton patent format folder with this letter. Look it over and do it yourself.
Don't expect me to baby feed you Jackson. Side note: I'm so proud of you! Making a business venture all on your on! And you said you didn't have a Slytherin bone in your body!
Anyway keep me updated on everything you do and say, I'm most interested. Right now I'm spending a lot of time in Olympus, since I no longer have a pupil to train, brat, so if you want to send me a letter address it to our old house, I'll eventually get it.
Also one more thing, I heard about the triwizard tournament….I hope you are planning to join it.
Because if I find out you didn't even bother trying I will banish you to Antarctica to live out the rest of your days until the year 2009! You are a Greek demigod Percy!
Show these stupid mortal British idiots who's boss! Join in and win this thing! Or I swear to the Gods that...wait, I already threatened you, never mind!
Lots of love!
Hecate!
Goddess of Magic
Your loveable aunt!
P.S. Say hi to Harry for me! And if you can give his cute bottom a pinch! Don't worry, I won't think you're gay if you do.]
Percy chuckled, 'guess that solves my dilemma of whether I should join the tournament or not.' Percy put away the letter and picked up the folder. He enlarged it and read the inside containing a mock patent request form with a patent for a broom design.
From what Percy read it was pretty simple, sort of like him submitting a school project, only instead of giving it to a teacher he gave it to the government. He Would need to attach a new notes about how his quill worked, but it looked simple enough.
Percy put the folder away and quickly ate the rest of breakfast. Once he was done he decided to go out for a walk, the castle still needed exploring!
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