A Family Of Foxes & Snakes: Rewind!

Stop shouting baka! (Idiot)" Sakura shouted. She turned to Kakashi. "I'm sorry sensei. He doesn't have any manners." Naruto scoffed and returned his attention to Kakashi. Kakashi gave them and eye smile.

"That's quite alright. Since you like to talk Blondie, why don't you go first?" Kakashi asked.

"The name is Uzumaki Naruto. My likes include ramen, my friends and my oneesan. My dislikes are shallow fan-girls, emo-pricks and people who can't tell the difference between a scroll and what's in it. My hobbies are pranks and a bit of gardening. My dream is to be Hokage." Naruto introduced.

"Nice intro." Kakashi said. 'That was pretty vague. I know that he's pretty close to Anko, so that must be his oneesan. He's much different than before.' "Okay, let's hear what you have to say pinky."

"My name is Haruno Sakura. My likes include…" Sakura giggled while looking at Sasuke. "My hobbies are…" She giggled some more. "My dream is…" She squealed in delight. Naruto was gagging and holding his throat. Sakura glared at him. "My dislikes are Naruto-baka and Ino-buta! (Pig)"

"The feeling is mutual." Naruto said. Sakura looked ready to pound him.

'That's great. A fan-girl.' Kakashi thought sarcastically. "Anyway, let's hear from our resident brooder." Naruto snorted at that.

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I have few likes and I have many dislikes. My dream, no, my ambition is to revive my clan and to kill a certain man." Sasuke said coldly.

'That's so cool!' Sakura gushed mentally.

'He seriously needs a hobby.' Naruto thought.

'As I thought.' Kakashi thought. "Well, you are an interesting group. I only hope that you pass my exam tomorrow." Kakashi said.

"What are you talking about?" asked Sakura.

"Well, the truth is that you aren't genin yet." Kakashi said. The three sat up in surprise.

"What do you mean we aren't genin? We passed the genin exam!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Actually, the test you took is to just to see if you have what it takes to be genin. The real test is given by the jōnin who are your teachers. Trust me; this test will be much harder than what the academy gives you. Just come with your equipment at training ground eleven at five o'clock in the morning. Oh, I suggest you don't eat unless you want to throw up." Kakashi said before he vanished. After a few moments, Sasuke stood and left the roof. Sakura followed him as usual. Naruto just sighed and left after a while by walking down the side of the building.

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Naruto arrived at the training ground and saw his two teammates. Sasuke was brooding like always while Sakura was just looking at him with stars in her eyes. Naruto just ignored them and made his way over to the post. Naruto pulled out a sandwich and began to eat. After a while, Naruto noticed that he was being stared at by Sakura. She had a sour look on her face.

"What?" Naruto asked.

"Kakashi-sensei said not to eat anything." Sakura said.

"So? He isn't our sensei yet and I don't really like his attitude. Besides, what good shinobi goes into something on an empty stomach?" Naruto asked.

"It doesn't matter. Sensei said not to eat and you should just listen to what he says." Sakura argued.

"Well, go on and be a little good student. I'll just sit here and eat." Naruto said. Sakura huffed and made her way back over to Sasuke. After another two hours, all three kids were now getting annoyed. This was starting to become an annoying habit of their future sensei. At around eight, Kakashi made his appearance.

"Hello, my cute genin. How are…" He was cut off when he dodged and caught a kunai. He looked to see and angry Naruto glaring at him. "Now, that wasn't nice." He said. Naruto just glared at him. Kakashi smiled it off and made his way over to his team. He noticed that Sakura and Sasuke looked hungry but Naruto looked like he was just pissed. "Well, shall we get started?" he pulled out an alarm clock and two bells.

"Funny how you have an alarm clock and you can't be on time." Naruto muttered.

"Only the weak bark the loudest and aren't really ready for this life." Kakashi countered.

"I might be loud but I don't need a book to get myself off just because no real woman would go out with me." Naruto returned.

'Ouch.' Kakashi said. That comment was uncalled for. "Anyway, the clock is set for noon. In that time, you must get one of these bells from me. The two who get the bells will become genin while the third is sent back to the academy." Kakashi explained.

'I must get one of those bells.' Sasuke thought with determination.

'This is a proof of love. I cannot fail here.' Sakura said.

'Something doesn't sound right here. I might be getting as paranoid as Anko-oneesan but something doesn't feel right.' Naruto said.

"Now, if you want one of the bells you're going to come at me with the intent to kill." Kakashi said.

"But sensei, won't we hurt you?" Sakura said.

"Really, that's your question?" Naruto asked mockingly. "He's a jōnin." He said while pointing at Kakashi. "We are genin. If you're going to ask any intelligent questions, think about it first." Naruto shook his head and muttered 'top kunoichi, my ass'. Sakura looked ready to blow a gasket so Kakashi decided to cut in.