As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

This is dumb.

Kisame had really hoped that this top-tier medic from Squad Four could guess that Aizen himself was in the group. But this? Seriously?

After all that buildup, it's just "Aizen virus"? That's your big idea? Totally ridiculous and hard to buy into.

Whatever. Let's just say everyone has their own field of expertise.

Kisame gave up on complaining and let out a long sigh.

Even though Captain Unohana had lived for thousands of years and was top-notch in both healing and fighting, she clearly lacked in reasoning skills.

Soul Society's Villain: What, why is everyone quiet?

This is an Actor: Nothing, it's just… your idea kind of shocked everyone.

Amegakure Village's Angel: Yeah, it's a pretty shocking theory.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, Hanako really is something. The way she said all that with such detail and logic… I couldn't find a single hole in it. Amazing!

Honestly, if Saten Ruiko didn't already know that Anzen-san was the same Aizen from the Naruto and Gintama worlds, she might've believed it.

Soul Society's Villain: I don't actually know that much about the Hōgyoku. This is just my own guess. If I'm wrong, feel free to correct me.

Doujin Artist: Ahem. No need for that—I think this has to be the answer! Everyone else probably thinks the same, right?

Machete Girl: Y-yeah…

Kotonoha felt a little guilty, so her reply didn't sound that firm.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, yeah.

Curly-haired Guy: Uh-huh, pretty much.

Gintoki didn't even know what to say. He just made up a bunch of nonsense, and somehow Unohana backed it up. That's just insane.

Shark-Faced Guy: Even if we now know where the Aizen virus came from, what do we do about it?

Soul Society's Villain: Start with Soul Society's Aizen and the Hōgyoku? If he's the source, maybe cutting him off will cause some kind of chain reaction.

This is an Actor: Makes sense, but how do we cut him off? You're already under Kyoka Suigetsu—you can't take him head-on.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What if we report it to Captain-Commander Yamamoto? Get all of Soul Society's power together and catch Aizen off guard. Wouldn't that work?

This is an Actor: No chance. That old man won't believe it.

Soul Society's Villain: Yeah. Without solid proof, not even I could convince the Captain-Commander. He's super stubborn at heart, really hard to move.

Doujin Artist: Tch! Hanako alone can't pull this off, and without proof, we can't rally Soul Society. This sucks.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: And Aizen's not even the only problem—there's also Yhwach, who's an even bigger threat!

This is an Actor: If possible, Captain Unohana, can you tell us what time period you're currently in?

Soul Society's Villain: It's been two years since Captain of Squad 10, Isshin Shiba, went missing.

This is an Actor: Oh, so that means the Bleach story hasn't even started yet. We still have over ten years to go. In that case, no need to rush. Let's just build up our strength first.

Soul Society's Villain: Does the group leader have a plan to solve the problem?

This is an Actor: Yeah, but it's not time yet.

He needs to finish everything in the Naruto world first before moving on to the Bleach world. That place isn't as easy as Gintama.

Amegakure Village's Angel: Hana, you can always count on Anzen-san.

Soul Society's Villain: I'll try.

Other than the wig guy, she had a good impression of everyone else in the group. So, she was happy to be part of it.

Wig Guy: Everyone, I suddenly came up with a better idea! In other worlds besides Soul Society, Aizen still has a physical body, right? So why don't we drug him?

Machete Girl: Uh… you want to drug Aizen?

Soul Society's Villain: It might work. I can provide weak spots and pressure points. If the dose is strong enough, even Aizen might not resist it.

Wig Guy: No, no, no! I'm not talking about *that* kind of drug! Even if we knock him out, we can't really kill him with the Hōgyoku protecting him, right?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Then… what kind of drug are you talking about?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Poison? But even poison probably wouldn't kill Aizen.

Wig Guy: Of course it's not poison, I'm not that dumb!

Doujin Artist: Then what the hell kind of drug are you talking about? Stop being so mysterious!

Wig Guy: Hmph! Can't you guys use your dumb brains and think outside the box? If we can't use knockout drugs or poison, we can use… supplements! Like Viagra, or that Indian oil stuff!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?

Doujin Artist: Via—Viagra??? Indian oil??? What the heck is wrong with you…

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, wig guy! Stop with these crazy ideas!

Wig Guy: Once we confirm Aizen took the stuff, we send a man in there. That way, we can make him "die" in another way… social death! Hahahahaha!

Machete Girl: I have to admit, Katsura-san, you've really opened my eyes to how far people can go past the line.

Wig Guy: We samurai don't sweat the small stuff! Anyway, Gintoki, why is Yoshiwara's waiting room showing a red light right now?

Curly-haired Guy: Oh, that just means there's an intruder.

Wig Guy: I see. So someone else wants to take down Aizen too, huh? Seems like there are still some smart people in this country.

Just after he sent the message, Katsura suddenly realized he was surrounded by a bunch of masked "Hyakka" members. Leading them was none other than his close comrade… Sakata Gintoki.

"The intruder is this guy. Tie him up."