Chat Group in Douluo: Messing with the Multiverse

Chapter 6: Laughing at Xiao Yan’s Foolishness



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After Lu Xian bombarded the chat group with messages, silence fell over the group for a long time. No one spoke.

Lu Xueqi and Yan Lingji, being from ancient times, didn't understand some of the words, but after thinking them over carefully, they got the general idea.

As for Xiao Yan and Ye Fan, the two of them were completely dumbfounded.

This gossip was huge!

Why wasn't the almighty Tang Daxian, who claimed to be able to foresee everything, coming out to explain? Could it be that Lu Xian was actually telling the truth?

Dou Qi Continent, Xiao Clan in Wutan City

Xiao Yan sat there, staring blankly, questioning his own life choices.

"Am I really that stupid? Have I been tricked this whole time without even realizing it?"

[Xiao Yan: Daxian, are you there?]

[Xiao Yan: Daxian, say something!]

[The All-Knowing Tang Daxian: Of course I'm here. Don't believe his nonsense. He's just trying to smear my name.]

Tang San's expression was tense. There was no way he would admit to anything in the chat. If he did, all the effort he had put in before would be wasted, and Xiao Yan and the others would resent him for it.

[Lu Xian: Smearing your name? You're not even worthy of that!]

[Lu Xian: You damn bastard, still refusing to admit it?]

[Lu Xian: Fooling these innocent kids is one thing, but trying to fool me? You've got some nerve!]

[Lu Xian: Most chat groups like this come with world-traveling functions. You better pray we never cross paths in another world, or I'll personally turn your head into dog meat!]

Lu Xian's hands were itching. If he knew how to travel to other worlds, he'd have already grabbed his spiked steel sword and paid Tang San a visit.

[The All-Knowing Tang Daxian: Your world is nothing more than a low-tier fantasy realm. What qualifications do you have to provoke me? Accusing me of fraud? Do you have proof?!]

Tang San was getting irritated. Since his secrets were already exposed, there was no need to pretend to be a wise sage anymore.

He and Lu Xian were now enemies. It was inevitable that they would clash.

His only chance now was to gather allies, twist the truth, and frame Lu Xian as the villain. He had been in the chat longer and had established connections. As long as there was no hard evidence against him, he could still turn things around. Xiao Yan and Lu Xueqi might still take his side.

[Xiao Yan: Daxian, what does 'low-tier fantasy realm' mean?]

[The All-Knowing Tang Daxian: Fantasy worlds are generally ranked into high, mid, and low tiers. If Ye Fan's world is considered high-tier, then your Dou Qi Continent is mid-tier. As for the Douluo world? It's not even low-tier. The so-called 'God-Kings' in Douluo might sound impressive, but in reality, they'd struggle against a beginner in Ye Fan's world.]

[The All-Knowing Tang Daxian: Haha, we should all take good care of our little friend from the 'low-tier fantasy realm.' Who knows? He might disappear any day now.]

Tang San's words were disguised as concern, but he was really just mocking Lu Xian's world to boost his own status in the chat.

[Lu Xian: You say my world is low-tier? Fine. Then tell me, what world are YOU from?]

[Lu Xian: Let me guess—you haven't even transmigrated, have you? You're still on Earth, aren't you? Otherwise, you wouldn't have tricked Huo Huo into giving you Dou Qi methods.]

[Lu Xian: If that's the case, then this is getting interesting.]

[Lu Xian: You've been in the chat for over a month, training with the Dou Qi method Huo Huo gave you. In all this time, have you even reached the first stage of Dou Qi?]

[Lu Xian: Let's be real—you're nothing but an ordinary Earthling. A mere peasant! A joke!

[Lu Xian: I bet you can't even get a girlfriend, huh? Are you a short, broke, ugly loser? Or maybe just a fat shut-in?]

[Lu Xian: Can you even afford a bride price? If not, maybe you can steal Ye Hei's abandoned Benz from Mount Tai?]

Ye Fan, who had been sipping water, suddenly spit it all out when he saw that last message.

"Steal my Benz?!

That's too much!"

[Lu Xian: Calling my world 'low-tier fantasy'? Heh!]

[Lu Xian: At least I'm enjoying myself here. I started off by picking up an injured beauty. What about you?]

[Lu Xian: Look at yourself, pathetic!]

Lu Xian's words were ruthless. He had spent time in the toxic gaming community of Zu'an. If you weren't sharp-tongued enough, you couldn't even hold onto your horse.

Tang San was absolutely livid. His hands were shaking in fury, but unfortunately, everything Lu Xian said was true.

[Lu Xian: Oh, and by the way—I was physically transported here. My world ranking has nothing to do with me.]

[The All-Knowing Tang Daxian: So what if you were physically transported? A low-tier fantasy world is still low-tier.]

[The All-Knowing Tang Daxian: You think you have a future in such a weak world?]

[The All-Knowing Tang Daxian: You're not even qualified to challenge me!]

Tang San was completely triggered, smashing things around his room. If the chat group used keyboards instead of thoughts, he probably would've broken his keyboard by now.

[Lu Xueqi: Enough. You've argued long enough. We're all group members—let's not take this too far.]

On a mountain peak, Lu Xueqi practiced her swordsmanship under the moonlight. Her movements were graceful, though her youthful face carried a hint of frustration.

The endless notifications from the chat were bothering her. She had a kind heart and believed that being in the same group made them friends. No matter who won the argument, things would just get awkward later on.

[Ye Fan: I have to disagree. If what Lu Xian says is true, then this argument is just the beginning. I won't sit back and be taken advantage of.]

In an inn in Yan Capital, Ye Fan frowned as he analyzed the conversation.

[Xiao Yan: So… what's the truth? They keep arguing, and I can't tell who's right!]

[Ye Fan: I think Lu Xian is telling the truth. Haven't you noticed that Tang San's persona is falling apart?]

[Ye Fan: If he were really some kind of enlightened sage, would he be arguing like this?]

[Lu Xian: Oh? Looks like the future Emperor Ye Tian has finally wised up.]

[Lu Xian: And you, Xiao Yan, you're as clueless as ever. Can't tell truth from lies?]

[Lu Xian: Lu Xueqi too! Being kind-hearted is fine, but you need to know who deserves it!]

[Lu Xian: I laugh at you two—Xiao Yan, foolish and naive. Lu Xueqi, lacking in wisdom!]


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