Court Magician’s Lewd Pranks on the Elf Princess

Lou wakes up in bed in the middle of the night, yawns, and stretches his body.

I looked over and saw Keith fiddling with something under the light of the desk lamp.

"Master, what are you making this time?"

Lou asked from the bed.

"The other day, Warland said he hurt his back again... so I thought I'd give him some along with some painkillers... as a thank you for the nice mithril he gave me."

"I don't dislike how concerned you are about your husband."

"Shut up, bad cat."

As Keith continued to fiddle with something while saying that, Lou looked at him and was about to go back to sleep when she heard a snap.

"Nya?"

"What?"

Keith seemed to hear the sound as well, and he looked around the room.

Then there was another click.

Realizing that it was the sound of something hitting the window pane, Keith opened the window to look outside, but there was nothing there...or so he thought.

"Die."

"...?"

"Master!!"

Lou jumped in and grabbed Keith by the collar.

"Guh!"

Keith made a noise like a frog being run over and fell onto his back, and the blade passed through the spot where his neck had been.

"Whoa!!"

"Tch!!"

I can hear the clicking of tongues.

Although I knew that someone was there, I could only see the person vaguely.

Invisibility magic or a similar magical item.

However, Keith was unaware of any magic or item that could conceal one's appearance with this precision.

For a moment I wanted to praise Lou for understanding it so well, but now was not the time.

He reached out and grabbed the driftwood magic wand he had left under his bed to replace the one he had received from the king.

"Lou! Close your eyes!!"

He shouted and used flash magic.

A torrent of light flooded the room and I could hear Lou's "Funya!!" and the intruder's "Guh!!"

Keith, with half-closed eyes, continues with the temporary nullification of magic.

Then, as the flash subsided, the intruder came into view.

A person in a black cloak.

If the invisibility was due to magic, it would be pointless, but if it was due to the cloak... Thinking this, he pulled the cloak off of his opponent, who was still blinded by the light.

There was a woman there who

"Ah, Aisha...sama?"

It was Aisha.

Instead of the usual military uniform, she was dressed in hot pants, boots, and a turtleneck sweater.

And in her hand she holds a large, sharp kukri knife.

The thought of being slashed with that gave Keith goosebumps.

Aisha's cloak was stripped away and she realized that her figure was visible.

"Damn it!!"

She frowned, but quickly changed her mood and charged forward, blade held horizontally.

"Yay!!!"

She screamed and barely managed to block the blow with her staff.

"Ah, ah, ah, Aisha-sama!? What business do you have here at this time of night?"

Judging from her actions, it was obvious that she was here to kill me, but I couldn't help asking the question.

Aisha, on the other hand, didn't even blink, and just stared at Keith's face,

"I'm obviously coming to kill you, vile person."

Saying that, she swept her leg.

"Ugh!!"

Aisha straddled Keith as he collapsed to the floor, clutching a knife in both hands.

"Die, you lowlife."

She swung the blade down at Keith's face.

"Master!!"

"Ouch!!!"

Here again Lou bites Keith's ear and pulls it.

Its neck bent in the direction Lou pulled, and the blade only sliced ​​through a layer of skin on its neck.

Keith desperately grabbed Aisha's hand as she tried to pull out the blade that was stuck in the floor, stopping her.

"Let go!! Vulgar!!"

"Wait a second! Can I ask why you're trying to kill me?"

"A reason? A reason!! Of course!!! It's about Lady Nia!!!"

"Oh, what did I do to the princess?"

"What?! What did you say?! You vile creature! Did you think that I didn't know about the vile things you did to Lady Nia?!"

"Huh?!"

I was found out.

Terrible.

This is more than just bad!!

It's no wonder she would try to kill me if she was found out.

But I don't want to be killed!!

Think.

Think, think.

Did the whole palace find out?

"Y-you know that about others besides Aisha-sama?"

"Do you think you can tell anyone else about Lady Nia's indecent behavior?"

Yay! This elf is a fool with nothing but loyalty!!

In Keith's head, his loudmouth spirit was on fire.

If I messed up here, I would definitely be killed by this female elf.

"But, you understand very well that the princess and I were like that..."

"Shut up! Don't say any more! I know! I know! That you used magic to brainwash Lady Nia!"

"yeah!?"

"Otherwise, Lady Nia would... commit such a vulgar and disgraceful act... damn it!! I'll kill you!! I'll kill you, you bastard!!"

The strength with which she tried to pull out the knife grew stronger, until it became impossible to hold him back.

Since he was going to be killed anyway...Keith decided to trust his own ability to make excuses for the situation.

"Aisha-sama! I, I didn't use brainwashing or anything!!"

"D-don't lie! I didn't even brainwash her into thinking that you were Nia!

"Well, that's because, actually, a magical item has fused with my body..."

"So what?! What does that have to do with Lady Nia?!"

"Ah, that's it, that magical item is actually a necessary item for the princess to be able to use magic..."

"So... what does that have to do with what you did to Lady Nia?"

"Well, that's why, in order to prevent the fused magical tool from taking over my body, I need someone else to supply me with magical power!!"

"...I see, so that's the method you used with Lady Nia."

"Yes! That's right!!"

"I see, I see, then you can relax now. You are going to die now, so you don't need to worry about magical items anymore. So die in peace!!!"

"Wait, wait, wait!!!"

No good.

Of course, the same excuse as Nia's won't work.

If that's the case then...

"Me?! Do you think I'd make a move on the princess of a country without any insurance?"

Keith puts on his best evil face.

"what?"

"Do you know about the 'Copy Crystal', Lady Aisha?"

"Copy... cristal..."

When she understood what Keith said, Aisha's face, which had been red with excitement, turned pale in an instant.

"That's impossible! It's supposed to be designed so that it can't capture that kind of behavior!"

"Who do you think I am? I am the magician who defeated the basilisk and bestowed magic on the princess! Improving a magical tool to that extent is easier than defeating a slime!!"

"It's a lie!! It's definitely a lie!! It's an excuse to avoid being killed!!"

"If that's what you think, then you can continue to think that! If I'm killed or disappear, then it will be spread around the world! When that happens, you should be able to see me and the princess!"

Of course it's a lie.

That footage is still in my desk drawer because it's just for my own enjoyment.

Furthermore, due to the nature of magical tools, they cannot be replicated.　

However, upon hearing Keith's words, Aisha reached behind her left hand, which was holding the kukri knife, and pulled out a small dagger knife from her back, pointing it at his throat.

"Where's the crystal?... Tell me honestly..."

Those are not eyes that shine with chivalry.

They were the eyes of a murderer who had lost all emotion in rage.

But Keith doesn't flinch.

"I won't tell you. If I did I'd die."

Aisha thought as she looked at the eyes glaring back at her.

Of course this is a lie. Of course it's an excuse.

But deep inside, a voice says, "What if it's true?"

If it's true, what happens?

What if news of the indecent acts performed by the princess of a country... and a noble elf at that, together with a human sorcerer-like man, were to spread to the world?

Nia is disowned and banished.

Although people may no longer be stoned for adultery as in the old days, bad rumors will still follow them for the rest of their lives.

In this world, good deeds are hard to remember, but bad deeds will haunt you for a hundred years.

Nia is now 24 years old. Will she have to live the rest of her life being called the Lewd Princess for the next 750 years?

That person? That Lady Nia?

No. No. No. No. No. No. No!!!

"That's no good!!!!!!...ugh!"

Aisha cried out, throwing the knife away.

She can't do anything.

Killing this man, stealing the crystal, finding out if it was the truth or a lie... and saving Nia.

...…No, I think it's possible.

There's only one thing that can be done.

That's right, Aisha, you can do it.

Because you're a "woman".

"Mage..."

Keith was taken aback by how quietly he spoke,

"Wh-what is it?"

"You said that you were doing that with Lady Nia in order to calm the magical item that had fused with you..."

"Um, yeah."

"Does it have to be Lady Nia?"

"...?"

"Am I… not good enough?"

The room became awfully quiet.

The air seemed to have stopped transmitting sound.

"Wh-what do you mean?"

"You can use my body in place of Lady Nia... I'll also teach you how to supply magical energy... but in return, you must never lay a hand on Lady Nia again."

Keith looked up at Aisha, who was on top of him.

"Do you know what you're talking about?"

"Ah... I guess I just need to send magical power to that magical tool?"

"Do you know where that magic item is?"

"..."

"It's a male organ."

"…I see."

"You're not surprised?"

"Yeah."

Whether the story about fusing with the magic item was true or not didn't really matter to Aisha.

The only thing that matters is that Keith never lays a hand on Nia again, and that the footage captured on the crystal is never released to the public.

For that, she will accept anything.

She will believe everything this man says and do everything he asks.

If it will save Nia, it's a small price to pay.

Looking at Aisha's face,

"Hey, bad cat."

Keith called out to Lou, who had been watching the whole thing.

Lou, who had roughly guessed the situation from the conversation,

"What is it, nya? You're the worst master."

"Shut up. Come on."

Keith said, taking out a gold coin from his pocket and tossing it aside.

Seeing it fall in front of me,

"What is it?"

"This is my thanks for helping me. Go eat something tasty. I don't need any fishing....don't come back overnight."

The clever cat understood what his master was saying, took the gold coin in his mouth, and deftly placed it between his collar. And then,

"That's the worst I've ever done. I shouldn't have helped you!"

Saying that, he went outside through the open window.

"Leave me alone."

Keith muttered that, then,

"For now, could you please move out of the way?"

Aisha quietly obeyed his orders.

Keith stood up, took a breath, and picked up both knives from the floor, but Aisha showed no reaction.

"I have zero intention of resisting..."

It felt like she was willing to die at any moment if he said he would cast a spell to swear to keep his promise.

That wouldn't be any fun.

I don't want a woman with no such feelings.

Keith told Aisha,

"Show me the evidence."

Aisha raised her face.

"Evidence?"

"It's proof that even if you do that with me, you won't resist, you won't defy me, and you won't try to kill me."

It's obvious that we wouldn't do that, but I'll say it anyway.

"...What should I do?"

"That's true. Anyway, please take off your clothes."

"...Right here?"

"Of course"

The hesitation was only momentary.

Aisha immediately stood up and started to take off her clothes.

Take off your hot pants, boots, and sweater.

When she takes it off, her ripe breasts are revealed, bouncing up and down.

Two breasts wrapped in a pure white bra that stood out against her brown skin.

It seemed to be the type that made you look slimmer, and was larger than I expected.

The matching panties hide the private parts between her plump thighs.

"Take that off too."

Resume a stopped operation.

First remove your bra and then your panties.

Keith couldn't help but gulp at the sight of Aisha's completely naked body.

It's a woman's body that's close to being fully developed, unlike Nia's half-formed body.

In human terms, her body is that of a person in her late teens.

She has voluptuous breasts, with areolas and nipples a slightly darker brown than her skin.

Her slender waist shows off just the right amount of muscle, but not too much.

If you move your gaze from his abs down to his pubic hair, which is the same silver color as his hair.

It's a little strong, but that makes it even more erotic.

"Don't hide it, show it to me."

She stops trying to cover her private parts with her hands.

Keith couldn't stop the grin from forming at the thought of now being able to do whatever he wanted with this body.