Danmachi: I have a Simulator!

"Yo, long time no see, dwarf."

A woman with a red ponytail came from not far away. Her tightly squinted eyes gave off a very shrewd feeling as if she was planning something strange.

The moment she saw this person, Hestia, who was still in high spirits just now, frowned.

"It's you again, Flat board. What are you doing here?"

In fact, she didn't need to look at the person at all. Hestia probably knew who it was just by listening to the voice. Only the goddess Loki would use such words for Hestia.

The two most powerful families in the current version of Orario.

In ancient times, the world had issued commissions to the gods, namely Behemoth, the 'King of the Land.' Leviathan, the 'Lord of the Sea,' and the one-eyed black dragon, the 'King of the Sky.'

The first two monsters had been crusaded by the most powerful familia ever, the Zeus familia and the Hera familia, but the adventurers of the two families were destroyed by the one-eyed black dragon and even finally withdrew from Orario.

Because of the disappearance of the strongest familia, the dark faction also broke out at this time, causing Orario to fall into dark turmoil. In the end, under the joint efforts of the Loki familia, the Freya familia, and the rest of the backbone familia, Orario restored peace.

But at the same time, these familia members were also seriously injured.

Currently, the most powerful familia of Orario was the familia of the "God of Beauty," Freya, and the other was the "God of Lies and Tricks," Loki.

The Freya familia had the highest level of adventurers, the 'King' Ottar, who had reached Lv. 7. Because of his existence, the Freya familia had also become the strongest familia.

As for the Loki familia, although there were no adventurers comparable to Ottar, there were a lot of low-level adventurers. In addition, there were excellent mages, and their strength on paper was enough to compete with the Freya familia. They also secured the strongest position.

Although the Loki familia was very powerful, the main god of the familia, the goddess Loki, has a flat chest. 

In other words, there was nothing wrong with calling her a flat board...

"What did you say? Little dwarf, say it again I dare you!"

Loki wanted to come over to mock Hestia and was directly overwhelmed by the other party's 'flat' comment. Even gods were very concerned about this kind of thing.

Therefore, Loki, who felt very angry in her heart, looked unhappy, and a large number of '#'s popped out on her forehead.

"So what if I say it again? Flat chest, if you didn't hear me I say it again. I will continue saying it until you hear it, Flatty!!!"

For some reason, this picture of two chipmunks fighting suddenly popped up in Yami's mind.

"You little dwarf, go to hell!"

The successive provocations made Loki instantly feel furious. She was obviously a goddess, but after being provoked, she rushed forward, grabbed Hestia's cheek, and began to pull.

On the other hand, Hestia was naturally not to be outdone and stretched out her hand to return Loki's cheek.

However, the gap in height was reflected at this time.

Loki was taller than Hestia, and her arms were naturally much longer. Even if Hestia tried to reach forward, she couldn't touch Loki's cheek.

In desperation, she could only turn her head and attack Loki using her ponytail! 

The two highly respected goddesses were entangled like children fighting. The picture could be said to be quite wow, which immediately aroused the cheers of the entire restaurant.

Goddesses fight. What a beautiful thing!

"Hephaestus-sama, is it really okay to let Hestia-sama and Loki-sama fight like this?"

Seeing that things were getting bigger and bigger, although Yami also liked to watch women fight, the impact was not very good, and they were here for dinner, so it would be better to end it like this.

"I don't understand why the two of them fight every time they meet."

Hephaestus also covered her face helplessly. She had seen this kind of scene too many times and was already somewhat immune. It was really shameful to be the same goddess as these two guys.

However, what Yami said was right, and these two must be stopped.

"Yami, go and pull Hestia away, and besides, Riveria, I'm sorry to trouble you."

Hearing Hephaestus's words, Yami stepped forward, and just as he was about to separate the two entangled goddesses, another person moved faster.

A female elf with long emerald green hair quietly appeared next to Loki, and a staff drawn out from nowhere precisely hit Loki's head.

Yami, who was close enough, even heard the dull sound, which made him frown subconsciously.

Too ruthless!

"Owww!"

The severe pain caused Loki to let go of her hands, holding her head with tears in her eyes. Yami also returned to his senses instantly and stretched out his hand to hold Hestia, who was about to pursue victory. 

"Yami-kun, let me go. I must let this flat board know how powerful I am!"

"Huh? How dare you say it, you little dwarf. If it weren't for Riveria, I'd have ripped your face off today, making it impossible for you to come out to meet people in the future... ah!"

Only halfway through Loki's yelling, she was hit by the staff again and fell silent instantly.

"Hestia-sama, don't take the initiative to cause trouble. If you make Hephaestus-sama, she won't let you eat in the future. That would be bad!"

Yami also took this opportunity to remind Hestia softly.

Sure enough, under the threat of food, Hestia also fell silent instantly.

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