DC: I'm The Ultimate Lifeform

"Damn... I want to lose my virginity." I said while sitting back, Simba sleeping on my lap. I played with its main while overlooking the beautiful garden that Ivy was taking care of.

With nothing better to do, and not in the mood for treasure hunts, my mind couldn't help but wonder about losing my V card. In my past life, I lost it when I was 21, I wanted to lose it this time before I was 1 month old. I wanted to be safe, so getting a hooker didn't sound too bad... right?

I mean I didn't want to deal with their feelings or whatever. It was purely for pleasure and not out of something foolish like love.

"W-what?" Ivy was caught off guard hearing my words, along with Harley who was playing with her pet hyenas.

"Yeah, I will see if I can find a good hooker later... or should I have Slade do the searching for me?" I asked lazily before I paused feeling a disturbance in the force. I looked up, before looking at the two girls who had looks I couldn't put into words.

"I can go look for one," Harley said with killing intent. I frowned while looking at her, before looking at the ground confused as to why the roots were starting to spread out across the city... well, I wasn't confused, I just couldn't believe these girls were so crazy that they would kill every hooker out there.

"... I will not get a hooker," I said not in the mood to deal with the outcome of all of the Hookers around the world being killed. It would be too troublesome, and I had no interest in the Justice League bothering me with such nonsense.

"I will take your virginity," Harley said while jumping into my arms, waking up Simba who was displeased by her actions. Annoyed, Simba got up and went to look for a peaceful place to rest while Harley took its place.

I looked at Harley for some time, wondering why I was so uneasy about the trouble that could happen if I slept with her... but after second thought, I threw such thoughts away and teleported to my room with Harley in my hands.

***

Ivy was left standing there, her eyes wide that Broly accepted this time when Broly normally ignored Harley. Her heart began racing, in her eyes someone just took the most perfect plant from her eyes. Yes, in the back of her mind, she knew it was because Broly had begun adapting and now should be a perfect host for the Green and the Red or at least be close to it.... but she couldn't ignore the pang of pain in her heart.

She ran, rushing to Broly's room, but when she arrived she found that the door was locked and she had no power to open it, or even disturb what was going on inside... but she would hear everything.

"T-that too big, that's like 12 inches," Harley said in horror, causing Ivy's eyes to widen as she tried to picture that scene of Broly's huge thick monster.

"Don't worry, I have the perfect dick, it shall adapt to best fit the person I'm having sex with to bring out the max amount of pleasure." Broly voice sounded, and with Harley making a sound of shock, Ivy could guess Harley was seeing the perfect dick size for her.

Ivy's nails dug deep into the ground, her killing intent growing hearing Broly's soft moan of pleasure as Harley took that dick into her mouth.... it was hers. Harley dared to take away what belonged to hers... that bitch would die a slow and painful death.

Sadly... or luckily, Ivy's killing intent began to die down as Broly soft moans sounded. Broly wasn't the type to hide his pleasure, he was enjoying himself, so the moans were not being suppressed by some uneasy feeling of how others would react to it.

Ivy locked on those moans, her eyes closed as she pictured herself in Harley's place. Her hands slowly moved in between her legs, while her other hand landed on her breast, slowly playing with them.

***

'Why was it so good?' I thought while looking at Harley who was fast asleep on my chest... Was the sex of this world unmatched, or did I adapt to bring out the most pleasure while at the same time giving out the most pleasure?

I was growing addicted to this, honestly, I knew this was a chain that could limit my freedom... but did I want to evolve to no longer desire sex? I wanted such desires... I desired it.

{A/N: *cough* Desire it *Cough*. I have to point out that there is something more going on here to save myself from explaining this later. And yes, I'm not writing any r18 scene, I'm too lazy to do that. So I will leave it to your imagination, picture Broly and Harley together.}

"Well..." I said lightly, moving Harley to the side, she had fainted mid-action, and she couldn't keep up with my unmatched thrust. Every thrust of mine shook her very soul.

Anyway, I went to open the door and looked at Ivy who was resting against the door, a lost and confused look in her eyes. I had sensed her outside, which is why I allowed her to listen in... I found it hot, her listening in and playing with herself while I fucked her ex-girlfriend.

Ivy didn't take my hand, instead, she jumped at me, wrapping her hands around me, while kissing me... I wasted no time, stepping backward while closing the door, and went on to send Harley to heaven.

***

"What the..." Michael, the angel said while looking at the screen before him, showing that there was a second heaven on earth. But it kept coming and going with every moment. The longest it had stayed on was a whole 10 seconds before it disappeared once more, before it reappeared, disappearing and reappearing at every moment.

Michael frowned deeply, this screen was something he created using his power. It was something that could be used to locate Heaven, as the strongest being in the universe, Michael didn't fear Heaven being attacked. Even Darkseid never attacked Heaven. No matter the universe, Darkseid would attack anyone, but Heaven and Hell were the two places Darkseid normally avoided... unless Lucifer and Micheal were no longer there.

***

While Heaven was confused, with Michael sending angels to earth to find the new heaven, I was sitting back, wondering if I should put together a harem... but a harem would come with too much responsibility. Well, everything should be okay if everyone knows we're just sex friends... right?

"Why are you... dressed like that?" Vixen who just returned from the watch tower asked with a frown seeing me in my boxers and just sitting outside and relaxing under the sun.

"I just lost my virginity... and I believe I have the right to dress how I want in my home," I said lightly, wondering why I had the urge to smoke a cigar. 

"..." Vixen had nothing to say to such words, she looked at my pants and indeed she could see the outline of something. She quickly looked away, before speaking.

"The Justice League wants to talk to you." She said softly, to which I frowned for a second. I bet they wanted to steal my treasures, I couldn't help but smirk while allowing her to let them enter.

"You causing trouble." Batman suddenly appeared from behind me, causing me to almost jump. I glared at him, just when did he arrive here? Yes, I had Ki sense, but it was a pain to keep that thing up 24/7. Plus, Batman was so weak I wouldn't even be able to pick up his Ki.

It was hard to believe this guy was human... but then again, if you could sneak up on an alert Superman, he could sneak up on me when I'm not alert, and hold no intent to harm me.

"Don't sneak into my home, and what do you mean?" I asked with a frown

"News of you being unable to die has spread, expect gods and many other beings to come to earth seeking you," Batman said while my eyebrow raised. I looked at Superman and the others who also arrived, holding complex looks.

"I see... then just point them towards me, don't see the troubles," I said with a bored yawn.

"If so many beings come to earth, Earth holds the risk of being destroyed, that means no more anime, cartoons, or manga. The internet might go down for a good few months even if the damage isn't that big." Batman said, causing me to pause.

"Trying to manipulate me using my love for Earth's arts? You think I would fall for that?" I asked while getting up, towering over Batman who had to look up to see me... yet oddly enough, Batman didn't look small. We stared at each other, everyone growing on guard.

"Well, you would be correct, it would be a pain going to another universe, I would need to redo everything all over again," I said lightly, causing everyone to go speechless as that was not what they expected.

"Amazo!" I called out, and after a moment Amazo came out, reading to take my orders.

"Join the Justice League in their battles or whatever to save Earth. Your job is to ensure that the earth doesn't take too much damage that it would get in the way of my fun, which could be fun for today, and fun for tomorrow." I said to which Amazo nodded

"mission accepted... might I ask, am I allowed to kill the Justice League members if I deem them as future threats to your fun?" Amazo asked scanning all of the Justice League members. I also joined him in scanning him, closely thinking over that question.

"We don't have time for this," Batman said, his eyes narrowing. My eyes narrowed at Batman, realizing this guy must have a good understanding of my character and even possible future changes to my character... this is why he dared to be so fearless.

"Interesting... No, don't kill them. I don't want to start worrying about the safety of Earth... Here, I will give you this sword." I said while summoning the Sword Of Superman. I was now the master of this sword, and I could give it to whomever I wanted. This sword could turn Superman into a god, boosting his power level into the trillions. This sword would put Superman on the level of beings like Micheal, and Darkseid. Sadly, Superman rejected the sword.

"So, since I'm taking a loss in helping you guys... I want something in return." I said with a smirk, causing Batman's eyes to narrow.

"What do you want?" Batman asked with a deep frown.