Douluo: My Soul Skills Made Tang San Cry

Chapter 356: Chapter 356: Bury Yourself in the Ground! The Benefits of Having a Low Level of Cultivation!



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They didn't want to consider anything else.

—They just wanted to teach this blabbermouth a lesson!

But just then.

Tang Yuehua also walked over, originally intending to inform them to leave the stage first, so she could continue hosting the show.

But coincidentally—

That sentence, "The emperor isn't worried, but the eunuch is," reached her ears.

Plus, Tang Yuehua's cultivation wasn't high.

Her senses weren't that sharp.

In the end, she only heard these people seemed to be talking about "eunuchs" or something.

This also made Tang Yuehua's face turn ugly—

Good heavens.

Her previous guess was indeed correct.

These guys really cultivated the Sunflower Manual; they're all ruthless people who can steel themselves to castrate themselves!

—Werewolves, you're even more ruthless than ruthless people!

Moreover…

So what if they castrated themselves?

Now, soul masters on the Douluo Continent are just too eager to improve.

There aren't a few people who can steel themselves to castrate themselves.

Have to say—

When perverts become numerous, when being a pervert becomes the norm.

It seems this kind of perverted behavior—becomes much more normal!

But!

These guys are not ashamed but proud of it.

Is this something to be proud of?

They even said it so brazenly on stage, in front of everyone—

You must know…

Although the live broadcast soul tool isn't sensitive enough to relay their words.

After all, this is a dance competition.

The contestants aren't equipped with microphones or similar soul tools.

That's why Flender and the others dared to chat so unscrupulously—not afraid of the sound spreading at all.

That little bit of faint sound had long been drowned out by the enthusiastic shouts of the audience!

But they also don't know.

These recording soul tools will also record their performance.

Later, if anyone with ulterior motives amplifies the sound to the maximum and then screens it one by one.

—They will definitely be able to know what they said today!

When that time comes, the fun will be great.

This was a pit dug by Zhuge Lan himself, but it was filled with soil by Flender and the others themselves.

It can only be said—

Zhuge Lan's schemes come one after another.

The routines emerge endlessly, interlocking and enticing people to fall for them.

Even if Flender and the others are experienced, they were careless for a moment and didn't dodge.

...

"Cough cough—"

Tang Yuehua cleared her throat twice, interrupting the possible quarrel that might occur next.

Now is the stage.

Even if you want to play eunuch games, can't you play them at home?

It's just too embarrassing!

Tang Yuehua forced a smile, a very stiff smile.

No way…

Perhaps it was because she had a shadow in her heart, so she had some mental overthinking.

As soon as she came to these guys, she felt that the stench became particularly obvious.

Moreover.

Even if the guys weren't standing very close.

It was much farther than normal social distance.

But Tang Yuehua still felt that standing on the same stage as these guys might make her dirty—

"Hiss—"

"I can't continue any longer."

Tang Yuehua warned herself in her heart, shaking her head sharply, and quickly added—

"The contestants can leave the stage now."

"The scoring will be done at the end!"

This last bit of politeness was Tang Yuehua's greatest adherence to her professional ethics!

"Oh oh…"

"Okay, okay."

Flender and the others were jolted awake.

They finally remembered that they were still on stage—this was the stage built by Zhuge Lan.

If they delayed any longer, something might happen!

The others dared not neglect.

They quickly retreated towards the backstage.

Only Ma Hongjun couldn't help but poke Oscar beside him when he left, and quietly asked—

"Speaking of."

"I was too nervous before."

"I didn't even realize that today's host was so beautiful!"

"But why does she look at me so strangely…"

"Could it be that she's fascinated by my performance tonight?"

"Hiss—"

"What should I do?"

"I haven't planned to restore my male body yet; what if it delays her?"

"Little Ao, tell me, if she confesses to me, should I agree?"

Oscar's mouth twitched violently when he heard this.

Compared to before, he felt even more exploded in his heart.

No way.

Who told Ma Hongjun to have such a narcissistic performance that was even more explosive?

Oscar's scalp was numb from the awkwardness; if it weren't for the wrong occasion, he really wanted to pee on Ma Hongjun to show him his ugly appearance.

How could he be so confident?

—Did he think he was Zhuge Lan?

"Little Ao, don't be silent…"

"Bro, I'm in trouble now."

"Tell me, tell me!"

Ma Hongjun kept chattering.

Making Flender and Dai Mubai unable to bear it; the two of them each exerted force on one side—

Covering Ma Hongjun's mouth, they dragged him away from the scene at a rapid pace.

For fear that such heaven-defying words would be heard by others.

Embarrassing!

Especially if it were heard by that beautiful host, it might cause an unfavorable impact on today's show rankings…

Too embarrassing!

If it weren't for the fact that they were a team during the competition just now, they would have had to run away.

—They really wanted to pretend not to know such a heaven-defying existence as Ma Hongjun…

...

Fortunately!

Flender and the others' worries didn't come true.

Because of her low cultivation, with a soul power of only level nine.

Tang Yuehua didn't hear Ma Hongjun's deliberately lowered voice.

It could be considered an escape!

Otherwise, she would probably be so disgusted that she couldn't sleep, and she would definitely have nightmares tonight!

From this, it can be seen—

Sometimes, having a little lower strength also has unexpected benefits.

On the other side.

Looking at Flender and the others leaving the stage.

the audience, who were in high spirits, were still a little reluctant.

Have to say…

The law of "true fragrance" will bless every child who lacks food.

The magical nature of the song "Gangnam Style" could cause quite a stir in Zhuge Lan's previous life—

That brainwashing and abstract presentation.

Caused waves after waves of upsurge.

Not to mention these people from another world who haven't enjoyed much entertainment!

Although in the beginning, they were particularly repulsed by this form of song and dance.

But in the end, they still started to feel the "true fragrance"!

Now they are even more reluctant to end it—

"Don't!"

"Why did it end again?"

"It was clear that I had just started to feel a little interested."

"It's too regrettable to end it now; it's completely unsatisfying!"

"That's right!"

"I am extremely opposed to letting Dean Flender leave today's stage!"

"It's really laughable; just now, your mocking voice was the loudest."

"Wasn't that because I hadn't understood the meaning of this song yet…"

"Speaking of which, can you guys change your lines? Every time it ends, it's the same old words over and over again. Aren't you tired of it? The other the audience members are also tired of it."

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