Dragon Ball: A Better Bulma

"What are you preparing? It looks simple, yet it smells delicious," Whis said curiously, with a hint of longing in his voice. He never took his eyes off the meat cooking on the grill.

If there was one thing that deeply moved this divine being, it was undoubtedly food. Having tasted the delicious and diverse gastronomy of Earth, he considered his previous food to be garbage.

By his standards, humans could be quite weak; after all, he was the master of every God of Destruction in Universe 7. Yet, he was won over by the incredible taste of Earthly dishes.

"Hmmm? Oh! Hello, Whis! We're preparing some appetizers. These burgers are made of unintelligent dinosaur meat!" When Ox King noticed Whis, his eyes widened slightly before he smiled.

He had met Whis before and liked him well enough, especially since Whis was a complete gourmet. Perhaps they didn't know him very well, but trust came quickly when they had a common interest: delicious food!

Setting aside the question of whether dinosaurs were intelligent and whether his actions were questionable, the meat of these creatures was delicious. It needed no extra spices or additives to give off a tantalizing aroma when prepared.

"It's pretty simple. Take one of those breads." Yamcha approached with a bag of round breads with tiny seeds in them. Skillfully, he broke one in two and handed it to the angel.

"If you want, you can add other things to it, like ketchup, mayonnaise, or mustard. We even have salad!" Krillin joined in, skillfully demonstrating to Whis how to spread these ingredients on a loaf before adding lettuce, tomato, cheese, and pickles.

"Sacrilege!" muttered Yamcha as he watched Krillin prepare his portion. He put the meat last. It should go in the middle!

"Hey, I lived as a monk for a long time, you know. Back then, burgers were just like this. Give me a break," Krillin complained, pointing to the ritualistic burns on his forehead that indicated his former affiliation.

"Fine, but next time do it right," replied Yamcha. Under Whis's gaze, he pointed to one of the meats Ox King was preparing that was half done.

Perhaps from living in solitude and the wilderness, imitating the wolves, he had picked up a particular taste for medium-rare meat, much to the dismay of his acquaintances.

Despite Krillin's contemptuous look, Yamcha meticulously prepared his burger, explaining to Whis how this dish should be properly prepared.

"There's a way to grab these things so the contents don't get all over you. Although with your strength, I doubt that will happen, it's always good to explain these nuances, don't you think?" With a confident smile, Yamcha properly took his hamburger and took a strong bite.

Whis made an envious face seeing how the young man enjoyed that dish. However, he already knew how to prepare his portion, so he followed the steps Yamcha had taught him.

"I can't stand the urge to eat anymore!" Without waiting, because he didn't care if it was too hot, Whis took a big bite of his hamburger. He chewed gently, and soon his blue face blushed furiously.

The angel's body trembled as a shiver ran through it. He had never experienced anything like this before, at least not on Earth. He had never felt this kind of emotion next to his father or Zeno-Sama. But here, in this little blue ball full of surprises, he felt an indescribable emotion: pleasure.

"DELICIOUS!" cried Whis, shaking his body as his cheeks bulged after several bites.

He wasn't afraid of choking. It would be ridiculous for someone as powerful as he is to suffer from that. However, he couldn't resist the urge to eat and devoured his burger in a few bites.

"The meat was prepared by my wife!" said Ox King proudly. In the distance, Jade, his partner and Chi-Chi's mother, smiled proudly.

While Chi-Chi inherited her monstrous strength and bloodthirsty instincts from Ox King, she inherited her beauty from Jade. Not for nothing—her name honored this woman with black hair, white skin, and a charm that bordered on the supernatural.

Why did she marry the Ox King? Gohan sometimes wondered that, but there was genuine love between them, so everything was fine. Although Jade was a normal person, everyone knew about her temper, which Chi-Chi may have also inherited from her mother.

"Wait till you taste the T-Rex tail steak I prepared," Jade said as she approached her husband. She made the big Ox King bend down before giving him a soft kiss on the cheek. The big man burst out laughing with a red face.

"I want to try anything you can cook." Whis' eyes filled with stars before he made himself another burger.

"Fine, but don't eat it all. Leave some for the little ones," Jade said, handing a burger to Goku and Chi-Chi. Her gaze focused on the young Saiyan.

"Brat, did you take my only daughter to fight an army?" Chi-Chi's mother asked Goku. For some reason, the woman's tone made the Saiyan's hair stand on end, sensing the danger coming his way.

Jade was as scary to him as an angry Bulma! Goku tried to back away, but the woman stood in his way, hands on her hips. It wasn't just her, either. Bikini and Vomi had also approached.

The scientist looked at the situation curiously, intrigued by Goku's tail. Bulma's mom also had a serious expression; she disapproved of the young man's risky behavior.

Although she was aware of Goku's and her youngest daughter's strength, how could she not worry? She was a mother! She didn't need to think too much; when she felt that an action her offspring committed was dangerous, she let them know, as she was doing now.

Surrounded by two domineering women, Goku realized for the first time that he wasn't hungry anymore. However, he wasn't bold enough to run away like Bulma. He was brave and would face the scolding head-on.

This was for his pride as a Saiyan!

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Leaving Whis aside, who was enjoying his meal, and Jade and Bikini, who were scolding Goku, Bulma decided to focus on Lazuli because she had invited her.

Why not spend time with her? Not that she wanted to see her in a bikini... well, maybe. Bulma's thoughts went pretty far down that path, causing her breathing to hitch and her cheeks to turn red.

But she soon pulled herself together. She didn't want to look like a pervert in front of Lazuli! However, it was too late. The blonde had been watching her out of the corner of her eye for quite some time, so she noticed the bodily changes in the blue-haired girl.

"What were you thinking about?" Lazuli asked in a low voice, getting quite close to Bulma and bringing her face close to Bulma's. If there were a wall, a classic scene would surely play out right now.

"Huh? Nothing!" Bulma shook her head and tried to pull away, but Lazuli kept pace, closing the distance between them until they could see their reflections in each other's eyes.

Bulma didn't understand why she had reacted this way. Soon, however, she became emboldened, and a mischievous smile appeared on her face. Lazuli noticed this change, but she was a wild girl. Since she had initiated this, why would she back down?

"I was just thinking about how you'd look in a bikini. It wouldn't be a beach party without swimsuits, would it?" Having regained her composure, Bulma openly expressed her thoughts, causing Lazuli to freeze.

"Was that your plan all along?" Realizing a few key things, the blonde asked this question even though she already knew Bulma's answer.

"Of course it was! I feel a little sorry that you don't have an F-cup, but I think I can make a potion that will fix that..." Bulma's smile seemed to grow scarier, but the blonde simply shook her head.

Bulma wasn't a monster! Although Lazuli felt a bit offended by the bluntness, her curiosity was piqued. Was Bulma capable of creating something like that?

This curiosity made Lazuli take a closer look at Bulma's bust. Lazuli noticed that Bulma's breasts were noticeably larger than hers. Could this be the result of one of Bulma's experiments?

"I know what you're thinking, and they're natural. Haven't you seen my mom?" Bulma pointed out Bikini in the distance. Lazuli noticed what a fine pair Bulma's mom was sporting.

It was no surprise that she had conquered Doctor Brief. Since Bulma had perfectly inherited traits from both parents, how could she be lacking in this important area?

"Well, it's not like we're going to accomplish anything with them either." Lazuli shrugged, but Bulma clicked her tongue dismissively.

"That's what flat women say..." Bulma fell silent as Lazuli's eyes focused on her. The silence between them wasn't awkward, though; it was the prelude to something subtler.

"I still haven't forgotten that you were fantasizing about me," Lazuli remarked quietly, not wanting to be overheard by the others.

While they were together in a secluded area of the beach, the rest of the partygoers were enjoying the food and chatting amongst themselves, especially Whis, who was experiencing new flavors.

"Any problem with that?" Bulma asked. Lazuli simply fixed the lock of blonde hair falling over her face before sketching a faint smile.

"No, it makes me feel special, you know?" Lazuli's answer took Bulma by surprise; she was not expecting such a response.

Although both women were aware of the different vibe between them, they were rarely so open with their feelings, except for a few moments like the one they had just experienced.

Bulma sensed that they were at a critical moment in their strange relationship, so she focused on her senses and noticed that everyone was gathered, leaving the rest of the island available to them.

"Since it makes you feel special, let me give you one more reason." Bulma took Lazuli by the hand, and she didn't resist.

Under the blue-haired girl's guidance, the blonde was led to the other side of the island, completely away from the others, to a secluded area where they were alone.

"What are you planning to do?" After Bulma released her grip, Lazuli sat down on a rock and watched as her friend reached into her pocket and pulled out a capsule.

"It may sound silly, but I prepared quite a bit for this party. I designed this bikini myself! There are two versions of it. One is much more public and demure. This is the one I'm going to show you..." Bulma pressed the button on the capsule and threw it into the soft sand. It exploded and transformed into a closet full of metal garments.

This was Bulma's stockpile of clothes, even though she could create garments from scratch with a magic spell she had learned. Why deprive herself of the pleasure of buying or designing her outfits?

Many of these garments she had made herself! She knew the layout of her clothes quite well, so she easily found the bikini she wanted to wear.

Lazuli saw that Bulma was holding a blue one-piece swimsuit, but it was slightly different from the typical kind. The blonde noticed that the fabric was high-quality, but the garment's style was quite revealing.

However, her attention was quickly drawn to the most important fact at that moment: Bulma was undressing in front of her!

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AN: Jade was inspired in these 'Jade beauties,' xDD Chi-Chi had a lot of Chinese things in her character.

Hehe... I have a picture of Bulma using that swinsuit, but I won't post it, lol. Next upload will be special, two chapters, a normal one and other with +18 things~