DxD: A Blonde Boy

Naruto was officially pissed and not to mention in an inner turmoil now. On one hand he could just beat the shit out this guy then interrogate him to gain info on this world but that was the only scenario he could think of where the doc did not lose his life but on the other hand all other scenarios he thought of ended with the poor sap dying.

Naruto had to make a decision, and fast.

"Look bro, I really don't wanna kill you so let me go and I'll pretend like this never happened, hmm?"

"Aren't we a little cocky, Naruto-san? After all, I'm the one with a weapon here." The doc had a crazed gleam in his eyes that Jugo had when he was high on senjutsu.

"Tch, you leave me no choice then." He sighed regrettably

Before the doc could blink, Naruto had him in a chokehold with his feet dangling in the air.

Takasugi was really afraid because he just became the prey in an instant but when he looked into Naruto's glowing, purple eyes, he knew his time was up when the last shinobi alive placed his right hand on his head.

"Ningendo." He intoned.

The lifeless body of one Takasugi Azumi dropped with a dull thud.

"Hmm... Interesting. Looks like there's more to this world than meets the eye." A poof later and a perfect replica of the dead doctor stood in Naruto's place and the body of the doc was nowhere to be found.

(Flashback end)

Naruto stood up from the wooden chair he sat in to backtrack through the busy street back to his house.

"Mind out, Coming through!"

A brown-haired boy on a collision course with a stationary Naruto, who was having a conversation with his tenants, screamed out but, unfortunately, the Uzumaki was too engrossed in the conversation going on and so they collided.

Well, more like the brown-haired boy ran into a brick wall and rebounded off of it, landing with his ass on the floor.

"Are you all right?" Naruto was concerned about the boy before he felt a familiar sensation, a tingle ran round his skin.

"A pervert, huh."

You see, after spending two and a half years with Jiraiya, Naruto developed a seventh sense. That's right, a seventh sense that is activated when a pervert is within a certain radius of him.

"Damn! This guy's pervert aura is on par with Ero-senin's!" He whistled in awe.

Issei was a little disoriented but managed to get his bearings. "I'm fine, stranger-san." He replied, gazing up at the person he bumped into.

The mop of blonde hair reminded Issei of Kiba, the pretty boy of Kuoh Academy.

"I'm sorry but I gotta go, my mom's going to kill me if I'm late." The boy dusted his pants and continued his race back home.

Naruto continued on his path back home, the same path the perverted brunette took. Naruto wondered if they were neighbors but dismissed that thought because his pervert radar would've picked up on something. He could have Hiraishin'd home but didn't because he wanted to walk today. And besides, those Tailed Monstrosities would want out when he got home.

Now, all that was left was to eat as much ramen as he could and then get some much needed sleep.

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Alarm clocks are a must-have item in the 21sth century. Don't think so? People once paid other people to wake them up back in the old days, they'd hit their windows with a long stick to wake 'em up in the morning.

Now, with the invention of alarm clocks, you can kiss those sticks goodbye. They came in different shapes and sizes and… ringtones. Even Smartphones come preinstalled with alarm clocks.

Most students make use of alarm clocks to rise early in the morning… Alarm clocks with 'normal' ringtones.

All execpt the mighty pervert himself.

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"Wake up, wake up. If you don't wake up I'll... I'll kiss you."

A digital alarm clock repeated like a mantra until a tanned hand slammed on the alarm clock that displayed 7: 15am.

Issei had a very weird alarm clock.

"Ugh, it's morning already?" he scratched his unkempt hair while rubbing his eyes.

Issei Hyoudou was an average third-year high school student of average height, short, spiky, brown hair with two short locks of hair behind his head, and light brown eyes. He was an only child living with his parents in Kuoh. Everything about him was average except for his massive libido.

Issei was a shameless pervert with an unhealthy obsession for women's tits. Due to this, he was disliked by the female students of Kuoh Academy, a recently co-ed academy, which was the perfect place for a massive pervert like him to indulge his perverse desires because of the higher female population.

He was a proud member of the school's "Perverted Trio", a trio of the most perverted men in Kuoh Academy. He wore the standard Kuoh Academy uniform except he had a red shirt.

Issei's dream was to become a harem king.

He had breakfast and said a quick goodbye to his parents. He was en route to school when he spotted his new neighbour, Uzumaki Naruto's house.

In Issei's opinion, Naruto was an enigma. He was jobless and his age, if Issei took a guess, would be around his early twenties. Sometimes, he'd have this bored expression on his face and sometimes it'd be melancholic.

Issei would sometimes hear different voices coming from his house at night. He still remembers when he bumped into the strange blonde for the first time and how rigid he was.

Issei quickened his pace his mind drifting away while wondering about boobs. The kendo club girls' boobs to be exact. If he was lucky today, maybe he could sneak a peek without them knowing.

(Scene change: Uzumaki Mansion.)

Naruto was in bed, tossing and turning while muttering "I'm sorry" and "It should have been me" in his dreams. He grabbed a fistful of his bedsheet with beads of sweat covering his face and his expression was that of great anguish.

The winds picked up as blue energy exploded from Naruto's body.

The whole house shook under the presence of the blonde's chakra. There were loud clattering sounds coming from the entire house and Naruto was too deep in his sleep to notice he was subconsciously releasing chakra until he was snapped out of his nightmare by the voice of his friend.