Even Hell’s Affairs Depend on Gold – I Got Fired, but I’ve Acquired an Alchemy Cheat Skill, So I’m Aiming for a Major Life Turnaround

TL/N: I changed the formatting a little.

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【Golden Witch】Elenora Ocean 8【Adventurer】

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1000 kilos this time, huh?

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Is that even possible?

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I got curious about what that old guy Mimura was saying, so I checked it out. The maximum capacity of an item bag found so far is 390 kilos.

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That’s almost three times the amount!

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And there are two of them.

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It’s confirmed that it’s not a normal drop.

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We knew that from the start.

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She’s a real witch.

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She’s not human.

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She must be making them herself.

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A crazy adventurer has appeared.

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Right. A-rank looks pale in comparison.

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I feel sorry for next week’s A-rank feature.

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The witch looked cute with her darting eyes.

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She was super nervous at first, lol.

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Drinking too much tea, lol.

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The female announcer was really accommodating.

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She was so stiff.

Looked like a borrowed cat.

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Only at the beginning.

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She started crossing her legs later on.

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Although she couldn’t settle down and kept re-crossing them.

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Even witches get nervous.

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No way the Golden Witch is a monster.

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No way such a monster would exist.

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I wish I had a taming skill.

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How much would 1000 kilos be worth?

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The previous 100 kilos was 52 million yen.

So, simple calculation makes it 520 million yen.

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2 items for a billion…

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It’ll be more.

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Truly the Golden Witch.

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She’ll sell more in the future.

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If it’s really a drop, are there no witnesses?

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Not found in the Kunar ruins.

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I went there too, but came up empty.

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Must be somewhere else.

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Where could it be?

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No sightings, so an unpopular place?

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You’d find it if you went on an adventure.

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Maybe she’s on vacation?

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Adventurers are self-employed.

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Maybe her hometown?

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Hometown frontier theory.

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Frontier person theory.

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More realistic than the monster theory, but would a frontier person appear on TV?

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Like, she doesn’t know what TV is?

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No, clearly she appeared for advertising.

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I think so too.

1000 kilos, 2 items, the impact is insane.

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Even the female announcer and Tsuchiya were stunned.

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That old man Mimura was annoying.

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What’s with that guy?

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A so-called expert who’s never been to the frontier or adventured.

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He’s unnecessary.

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Don’t bully the witch.

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No, the witch was the one taunting.

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She had a wicked look on her face.

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Beautiful people look good no matter what they do.

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True, that.

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Hey, I’ve been watching the news and a video site, but can I ask something strange?

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Take the bait and die.

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The punchline is the 1000 kilo item bag.

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Sorry.

But, what language is this witch speaking?

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Huh?

Japanese, right?

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Of course.

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Did it sound like Gunma dialect?

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Not to brag, but I can speak English and German in addition to Japanese.

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What’s with this guy?

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Bragging at any chance.

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I can speak ten languages.

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No, seriously, I’m sorry.

Honestly, I’m panicking.

I feel sick about the witch’s words.

The witch’s speech sounds like Japanese, English, and German.

What’s going on?

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What?

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Nonsensical.

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Go to the hospital.

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Um…

I can also speak English, and I’m having the same experience.

The witch’s words sound like both Japanese and English.

What’s going on?

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Huh?

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A troll?

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Is there anyone else who knows a foreign language?

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Sent the video URL to a Brazilian exchange student friend.

He says she’s speaking in Portuguese.

What?

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???

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Really?

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What’s happening?

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Witch’s magic…

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Scary.

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Eh? Is she really a witch?

A real one?