Fou's Snippet Book

"I'm really fucking lucky, aren't big guy?" A young man asked the big floating ball next to him. His smile stretching from ear to ear as he stared down the wheels in front of him. Before him were three wheels, what was once covered in so many slices they seemed to be just solid black, were now plastered with words.

"Indeed, small one. You've rolled the dice on 3 wheels, and now you reap your reward." The balls voice seemed dejected, it's deep baritone voice reverberating. "Well, Optimus Prime... READ EM AND WEEP!" The young man turned to the ball, double flipping it off in his excitement. "Fine."

The ball shook, sending the wheels away and lighting up the dark room into a blinding white. Searing the younger mans eyeballs as he screamed in pain while rolling on the ground. "You get what you fucking deserve." The ball said with no malice, instead, joy and mirth laced its voice as he waited from the young man to recover.

The room changed once more, now being the Chunin Exams preliminary arena from Naruto. "Only fitting that we do this here, considering where you're going." The ball laughed as the young man finally stop screaming and sat up. "Just get this over with would ya, Jojo? I've read and written enough to get tired of this shit." despite his words, the man gave a toothy smile as the screen displayed his reward for choosing to gamble.

WORLD:

NARUTO (ANIME)

WORLD SUB REWARDS:

CLAN - Uzumaki

KEKKEI GENKAI - Mind's Eye of the Kagura

NATURE - Lightning

TAILED BEAST - ISOBU

BODY:

USER CHOICE

Monster Hunter Rise Character

EXTRA POWERS:

ROLL 1 - EXTRA POWER (JJK)

ROLL 2 - SIX EYES

"As discussed earlier, no, you don't get infinity from the six eyes." The ball turned away from the screen, facing the now Red Haired woman. "Acceptable, will I be able to use my Palico and Palamute as summons? Oh, Wendee Lee? I like this voice." She rubbed at her throat for a second as the ball seemed to consider her words. "One or the other, pick." The ball was being generous at this point.

"Gintarou, I'm already going to be looking like a cross between the Inuzuka and Uzumaki clans, so..." She trailed off, rolling her hand as she let the statement sit in the air. "Right, moving on. The chance for that extra power roll is 0.5% And to get the JJK one just lowers that further," The ball 'Tsk'ed' before moving on.

"Everything is going to be a fucking sensory overload for you, so I hope you survive." The ball dismissed the arena, leaving them in the void. "What will your name be?" He asked.

She smiled, pushing the eye cover up and exposing her bloody red eye. "Call me Hanamura, Hanamura U-ZU-MA-KI!" She declared, pointing to the sky, before she disintegrated to dust. "WELL THEN, HANAMURA UZUMAKI! I WISH THEE LUCK ON THINE ADVENTURE!" The ball yelled, shaking the void as the dust turned into a small ball before being shunted into a portal.

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"Oi!" Kotetsu elbowed Izumo, ignoring the presumably cross lady in front of him as he worked on the paperwork in front of him. "Oi!" He glanced to Izumo, seeing the rapidly palling face, he glanced forward and froze. "OI!" Standing in front of them was the Legandary Sucker, one of the Sannin, and she looked mad.

"I'm here to drop this kid off for the Chunin exams!" Her face was flushed, obviously drunk, as she hefted forth a red haired girl. She had a black cloth covering her eyes and waved hi to them. Even if she was taller by about 3 inches, her feet dragged across the ground as she waited for them to react. "Here! Recommendation letter. No team." She let go, allowing the Red Haired girl to fall to her knees and then stand up. "Hanamura, pass." Tsunade pointed at her face, and then walked off, leaving the gate guards speechless as she pulled out a bottle of sake and started to down it.

"Well, this has certainly been an interesting past two years... So, how are you gentlemen doing?" The aforementioned Hanamura turned to Izumo and Kotetsu. "Uhh... Fine, thanks for asking." Izumo stuttered out as he opened the letter, before rapidly paling and turning to his partner. "I'll be right back, I have to talk to the Hokage." Kotetsu wasn't able to get a word in at all before his partner flickered away.

He turned back to the girl, a small smile on his face as he could feel the sweat drip down his back.

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Hanamura walked down the street, past the villagers going about their lives. Children playing in the street running by, wooden Kunai in hand as they laughed. It was a warm atmosphere, even if she did get a few bewildered looks from some of the locals and the Ninja running around. "Uzumaki-san?" She hummed in response to Hiruzen's attempt to get her attention. "Sensei never talks about her home... Not very much at least."

"Haha! That does sound like Tsunade-chan." He took a drag from his pipe as we continued to tour the village. "The exam is in a couple of hours. How about we get me registered as a Ninja of the leaf?" Hanamura finally decided to get down to business as they walked in the direction of her one and only target in the village. "WHAAAA!?" Despite being relatively far away, Hanamura could easily see both Sakura and Naruto yelling at Kakashi, even if their voices were quiet.

"You are aware that the council will push to put you in the CRA, yes?" The old man raised a brow, questioning her very resolve to be a Shinobi!

"Oh shit, that's real?" Her response was... Lacklustre. "Doesn't really matter, they can't force shit outta me, old man. Not when I'm technically going to be the Clan Head of the Uzumaki and have my teacher's backing." She raised her brow at him as they turned towards the Hokage's office. Hiruzen in turn chuckled at her bravado, something refreshing for him from the pushy shit the council tried to force on him because of politics.

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"You're feisty, but not for Long~" A tall boy covered in black with what appeared to be a body covered in bandages attached to his back held up the 3rd Hokage's grandson.

'Interesting, it seems, despite being in this world for two years, it hasn't been butter flied to shit. Good to know, Kankuro-kun.' I sat in a tree, leaning against it as Gaara hung upside down under me. He didn't appear to notice me as I stayed still, but this was interesting to watch first hand... Nor did Sasuke on the branch on the other side of the tree from us even noticed me, fucking idiot emo boy... And this was nowhere near as cool without the fucking BGM, though.

"I just wanna break him in half." Kankuro faced them with a full smug smile... And I really wanted to wipe it off his fucking face... I should probably pay more attention to- "Fuck!" Kankuro hissed as he grabbed his wrist, the rock from Sasu-GAY releasing the child. "You're a long way from home, and you're way out of your league."

Ladies and gentlemen, the EMO child. "SASUKE!~" Damn Sakura, shut the fuck up. Your high-pitch voice is granting on my ears.

"Naruto!" That's right, Konohamaru, run back to your best bud. "Oh great, another whimp to tick me right off." Yes Kankuro, it's nothing about your actions that's the issue, it's not like you were about to pummel the leaders' grandson. "Get lost."

"As much fun as it is to watch you all bumble around like fucking idiots trying to act cool, I'm going to set in." Everyone turned their attention to me, after all. They completely missed the adult red head woman chillin in the tree with a Hitai-ate covering her eyes with a bowl of pop-corn on her lap. "And no, little Uzumaki, the dumbass of our village's last Uchiha, wasn't trying to make you look bad or anything." Yep, that's right Naruto, give me that look that so many gave to Jojo when guessed their next words.

""Kankuro. Back off. You're an embarrassment to our village."" Everyone, even Gaara, looked at me when I copied him word for word at the same time.

"How you doin, Number one?" That put all of the sand siblings on edge as both Temari and Kankuro jumped back, weapons at the ready. I turned my head to Naruto, pointing a thumb at myself. "The names Hanamura Uzumaki! I do belive, you, NARUTO UZUMAKI! Are my cousin and fellow clan member." Surprise flashed across Team 7's faces, Naruto especially looked shocked.

"Now, Number 9-" I pointed at Naruto, or more specifically, at his stomach. "It's time we had a chat, 1,3 and 9 all together."