Gacha Game Female Characters Become Obsessed with Me

Chapter 58 - Holding in Farts LV.99



We’ve beaten up wolves, and we’ve beaten up bears.
Now it’s time to beat up cats.

Naturally, the 18th floor was Nekopia, where the cat-kin live in groups.

From here on, Enya joins as a story companion NPC!

With five members plus one more added, and counting the reserve member who can be swapped in at any time, we advanced majestically leading a total of seven heroes.

Moreover, we gained one more reliable friend who could exert physical force of about 200 Ark.

“Chubboo!”

“Kyaruk, kyaruruk!”
“Meong meong!”

A bizarre phenomenon that can no longer be understood by game common sense.
We even got a dependable pet.

17th floor 10th zone boss, Scylla A.K.A. Nightmare of the Great Forest!
But now it’s active as a riding pet!

The strange idea of a dog beast-kin riding a bear was something my small brain couldn’t possibly come up with.

So I felt like my brain cells were slowly decreasing a bit.
But anyway, I decided to accept it thinking that good is good.

What’s the point of denying it?

A little away from Nekopia.

“Chubboo!”
“Kyaooo!”

When the big big bear howls, Lumi riding on top also barks along, woof woof.

And then?

“Hieeeek…!”
“Nyaaak!”

The cat-kin friends just flop on their backs, flailing in fear.

Although the non-lethal restriction was still in place as a 3-star clear condition, now we had the Lumi & Bear duo who could emotionally dominate the beast-kin with performance beyond a megaphone, more like Starlink level.

The rest of us hero party members, including myself, could just walk while sweetly sucking on that honey, and zones would clear, divine stones would duplicate, a miracle occurred.

“Nyaaa, nyaaak…”

Watching the cat-kin flailing on the ground.

I really want to let out a fart…!

But if I did such a thing, my social status would plummet.
I had no choice but to hold it in.

The life of a noble revelator was this hard.

“Brrr.”

“Hm? Ark, what’s wrong?”

“No, it’s nothing…”

I want to go brrr, brrr…

“Hee…”

Neb, sprawled out on the bed again today.

As if it had nothing to do with her, she was watching the hero party’s rapid advance crazy show with sparkling eyes of interest.

In the small screen.

Chubboo!

When a giant bear swings its front paws ferociously.

Uhueng…!

The tigers surrounding it fly helplessly and crash into the wall.

That bear is definitely the one that Neb herself had brainwashed well and planted on the 16th or 17th floor or somewhere.

How on earth did they undo the bear’s brainwashing?

Wrapped in curiosity, Neb rolled over once slightly.
She rolled for no reason.

And then staring at the screen again with blank eyes.

She snapped her index finger and thumb!

But nothing changed with the bear.

“Hmmmm.”

That means the talisman she had attached to the bear has also been torn off.

The totem installed at the wolf-kin base has been burned down, and at this rate, the totem installed at the cat-kin base will probably burn soon too.

As for the dog-kin, well, they’re dogs that live separately finding their own masters, so there’s not really a base to speak of.

While thinking deeply, Neb looked at Tinya’s face laughing “kyaruruk kyak” with a bright smile.

“Is it that fun…?”

Curiosity was slowly sprouting, perking up.

Not just Tinya, but Elise, even Arachne.
How? Why did they melt in?

Moreover, that nape, hoo, brrr.
Doesn’t that look extremely pleasant?

A groundless fondness began to bloom gradually in Neb’s heart.

Of course.
That doesn’t mean she was going to let them pass easily.

That wouldn’t be fun.
How could she miss such an interesting spectacle?

If the Demon King who appointed Neb as the tower’s manager read her inner thoughts.
He would beat his chest saying, “Aigo, how is there not even one sane one among my subordinates?”

Rapid advance.

Subjugating all the cats blocking our way with just mental fart brrs, we arrived at a quite familiar place around Zone 7.

《Everyone! Finally, a new challenger──…?》

The quite familiar announcer’s voice rang out loudly, but then the end of the sentence gradually trailed off.

It seemed to have felt a sense of déjà vu.

Moreover.

“Wow, who broke that like that?”
“It must have been quite a strong warrior. At that level, it looks like it was smashed in one hit.”

Ari exclaimed and Saha agreed.

“Meong!”

Lumi’s tail wagged proudly for no reason.

Because the arena wall that we had broken while progressing through the side story was still preserved as it was.

《Facing the challenger, …Leila? Petra? Huh?》

A familiar cat-kin and a tiger that came out proudly from the opposite entrance started trembling as soon as they saw Lumi.

I thought it was something like a parallel world, but it seems to have worked more like a common sense alteration or something like that.

Murmurs and unrest spread through the audience seats.

It seems there were many cat-kin who came to watch the match normally, so I was trying to restrain myself, but the atmosphere was quite disrespectful.

As I watched, memories of me being chased by that detestable tiger as a quadrupedal doggy came flooding back.

“Lumi. Bark once, okay?”

I gave the order and signaled to Enya and Renatel with my eyes.

Our wolf-kin heroes immediately covered their ears with their hands.
It’s cuter than I thought.
There’s a reason wolves are part of the dog family after all.

Once our side’s preparations were complete.
Lumi perked up her ears, took a deep breath inflating her already large chest even more magnificently, and then.

“Kyaoooo!”

Fired a powerful roar forward for 3 seconds!

Cats and tigers all went kyaang in one go!

“Pooweek…”

“Ah, I forgot nya!”

Seeing the bear start to tremble instantly, Tinya went “ekyung, I made a mistake nya” trying to act cute.

In the neighborhood of the originators of the nyan nyan style, no less.
For something cute to act cute.

“Hooweek.”

“Kyahak, kyahahak, Master, don’t do thaaaat!”

Unable to do it on that soft belly, I blew a brrr on Tinya’s nape for vicarious satisfaction.

The reaction is so juicy.

Collecting the divine stones that came pouring out with a jingle jangle, tearing through the air, we immediately set off for the next zone.

“Let’s keep going like this!”

It feels like just yesterday I scolded Yohena for her “Is it done?” spell.

I’m the one who stupidly brought it up like a monkey…

“Ark? What should we do?”
“Woof…”

Zone 9.

For the first time, we encountered proper enemies who resisted Lumi’s roar.

“Nyao!”
“Nya!”
“Nyaoha!”

Cat-kin growling and making all sorts of meowing sounds.

They all looked different, but there was one thing in common.

“Would it be faster to remove their earplugs, or just subdue them?”

It seems the cat-kin are also being controlled by something like a totem, if not talismans.

They were all indiscriminately hostile towards us, having lost their reason with their eyes dyed red.

In the midst of that, there was one cat-kin who seemed to be maintaining their sanity.

“I, the magical nyan cute nyan Roen nyan, will not forgive those who defile the honor of the cat-kin nyan!”

Correction.

A crazy cat who doesn’t seem to be particularly sane.
It was Roen, the guardian of Nyandare, who I had included in the previous select gacha lineup.

“Calling oneself cute nyan, how truly shameless.”
“It’s not like cats being in a bad state is anything new.”

Enya and Renatel left cynical comments.
They were extreme cat-haters, filled with evil, stubbornness, and grudges.

“Hmm, it seems subduing them would be better.”

Saha thankfully answered my question, not forgetting it.

Lumi, who had become gloomy because her roar didn’t work, reignited her fighting spirit.

“Well, since when have we only been taking the easy way? Let’s just beat them up. Be careful not to kill them though.”

SD Ari whispered in my ear, “We’ve been taking the easy way a lot though…”, but.

“Ahak, ahahahak…!”

I took revenge by gently tickling her belly with my thumb.

“Everyone chaaaaarge! Protect Roen nyan!”

The magical nyan cute nyan Roen nyan shouted, but.

Blink blink.
Nya, nya, nyaaa.

The cat-kin who were supposed to listen to those words were all wearing earplugs, so they were just growling.

“Isn’t that one an idiot?”

If even Tinya is calling someone an idiot, it’s serious.

“Eek, I’m not an idiot nyan! Roen nyan is a genius nyan smart nyan shaman nyan! Watch carefully nyan?”

Roen, seeming to realize his mistake.
Finally took out something like a bell from his chest and shook it jingle jangle.

The bell sound rang out softly, making me wonder if such a sound could penetrate earplugs.

“Sniff sniff, smells like bad catnip…!”

The sound was just an effect, and the real effect seemed to be in the subtle fragrance.

As soon as Lumi grimaced and recoiled.

“Nyaooo!”
“Nyaaaa!”

The cats gradually began to surround us, closing in the encirclement.

“Tinya! Fusion! And Lumi, you saw earlier right? Try to snatch that bell!”

“Woof!”

I dispatched Saha, the traditional national soup tank, to the front.
Positioned Renatel and Enya on both sides to supplement.
And finally, fused with Tinya on my shoulder after a while!

“Tinya? Did you put on perfume?”
“Hehehe. I got it from Elise. The cat smell was too strong.”

…Something, a strange smell tickling my nose made me feel a bit weird.

And lastly, the finishing touch.

Behind us.

“Kya, kyaaak…!”

Yohena, trembling in fear.
Was sitting on the bear’s shoulder, gripping its fur tightly.

“Yohena, hang in there a bit! And please make sure the bear’s front paws don’t kill the cat-kin!”

“Y-yeeees──! Kyak!”

While taking in the voice of our Saint who was still screaming every time the bear moved thump, thump, I decided to ignore the rear.

Bears tear people apart.
Cat-kin are tougher than humans, so maybe they’ll be torn a bit less.

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