Genshin Impact: Shocked! Famous scenes were exposed by me

Chapter 3 Paimon is no small thing



[Congratulations to Yae Kamiko for the correct answer]

[Miko Yae received 300 7 million-word light novels from another world and some milk dumplings]

[Paimon: I’m so angry. Paimon is not magical seafood, let alone emergency food. Paimon is Paimon, a traveler’s best guide and friend. 】

[Paimon: I'm going to give you an unpleasant nickname, called Fox Fox. snort】

[Miko Yae: I have been rewarded with so many good light novels. My poor old friend, because there are no light novels to read and milk dumplings, he is so angry that he breaks down, crying and fussing, oooh, oh, so pitiful]

[Shadow: At this moment, the time of death]

Inazuma, a thunderbolt hit the fox under the sacred cherry tree hard. The pink fox turned into a black fox in an instant.

[Ke Lai: When I woke up, I felt that the whole world was different. Hey! Amber, are you in the group too? 】

[Amber: Ke Lai, Tie Tie]

[Yora: Amber, who is that girl? I have recorded this grudge. 】

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[Video continues]

Paimon took the travelers to Mondstadt, passing by the Statue of the Seven Heavens, and explained relevant information about this world and the Seven Kingdoms. The traveler put his hand on the statue of the Seven Heavens God. Suddenly, the strong wind elements around the statue were cohesive, and balls of elemental power flew out from the statue of the God of Wind.

"It seems that you can gain elemental power just by touching the idol. People in this world will never be able to gain power as easily as you can."

......

At this moment, the live broadcast room fell into silence, and people stared at the screen, as if they were afraid of missing some important information.

[Xingqiu: Oh my god, this is too exaggerated. You can get elemental power by touching the statue. If a traveler traveled to the seven countries, wouldn't he have 7 elements? 】

[Lisa: Little cutie, my sister is becoming more and more interested in you. 】

[General Thunder: You don’t need the Eye of God to use elemental power. You are an exception. The exception is the eternal enemy. I will build you into a statue.]

[Thoma: Isn’t it true that the traveler has become a large-scale god’s eye! 】

[Kamizato Ayaka: I wonder if travelers have the ability to change the current situation? 】

[Traveler: You have just become a spirit. Whoever wants to go to the rice wife will go. I don’t want to serve you anymore. I will build him into a statue at every turn.]

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[Ding, during the intermission, this system will play the video "Teyvat's Affectionate Confession to Travelers" for everyone (partial, to prevent you from calling me stupid)]

[Traveler: I didn’t expect them to like me so much. Don’t worry, I will never let you down. I will marry them all back home]

[Paimon: Traveler, don’t go crazy again, you still need to find your brother]

[A certain Prince of the Abyss who does not want to be named:...]

[Shadow: Is the wear and tear getting worse again? 】

[Miko Yae: Ouch, I didn’t expect the traveler to be so philanthropic. Can your body bear it?]

[Yura: I won’t do this. I will remember this grudge]

.........

[Live broadcast continues]

Coral Palace Heart Sea: When I am with you, any difficulty can be easily solved.

Shadow: Just like I remember everything about Inazuma, as long as you remember me, I can live forever.

Xiaogong: Actually, I don’t care about what I want to do. What I care more about is the people I do things with, such as being with you. Even if we just kick the can down the road together, I will be happy because I never get tired of talking to you.

Yora: It's strange. My strength grows extremely fast when I'm walking with you. It seems like I'm lucky to have an enemy with you. I have to hold on to you, so how about I be willing to dance with the sinner?

Gan Yu: I once read in an ancient book that it was said that Lin Dou will be defeated in another day. It is actually not that exaggerated. However, if I need to fight for you, I will devote all my strength.

Yae Kamiko: The moonlight is so clear tonight. It would be a waste not to do something. Come with me and walk under the moon. Don’t refuse.

Kamisato Ayaka: I think it’s time for me to pursue my own wishes and let you understand my thoughts. If I’m a little tired, can you let me lean on your shoulder? Just a moment.

Nilu: I like to stay with you. I don’t know why, but I always feel like butterflies are about to fly out of my chest. Let me dance for you.

Shen He: You are the red rope that can truly lock me. If you understand this feeling, please stay by my side. (my wife)

Yelan: Drink the milk and go to sleep. Well, you said you are not a child, so just leave it here and drink it or not. It’s up to you.

Ningguang: You did a great job. If I could have more people like you under my command, no, maybe you would be enough.

Keqing: Yesterday’s experience will become today’s strength, and all of this is the harvest of walking with you. I feel that I have benefited a lot from being able to walk with you. If one day I really reach the ideal destination , will you still be by my side?

Amber: I also want to see the further world, to the end of the world, and you will continue to accompany me, right.

Lisa: So it’s you, little cutie. It’s great to see you. My sister will take good care of you.

Noelle: As long as you need me, I will always be by your side

Qin: When I walk with you, the road ahead becomes extremely clear, as if there is someone I can rely on.

Mona: But if the divination object is you, it doesn't matter, because our fates have already been intertwined.

Keli: Thank you for always helping Keli solve her troubles. Let me repay you with this Keli grilled fish.

Barbara: Thank you for accompanying me till now. My dream is getting closer and closer.

Fischer: I will protect you because this is what is revealed in the Revelation of Destiny

Beidou: No matter where your journey takes you, there will be a place for you on the Death Star.

Qiqi: From the first time we met, you gave me a very warm feeling

Yan Fei: I just want to go out with you two and enjoy our time quietly without being disturbed.

Yun Jin: This song is sung only for you. You decide what you want to hear.

Hantai: Are you saying that you will always stay with me and never leave me?

Nacida: There was everything in my dream except the people coming and going. But after meeting you, everything became lively. In the name of the God of Wisdom, I will bless you from now on. No more confusion will hinder your journey, this is the palace of wisdom.

Paimon: I am the Patronus, your patronus.

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【film:.......】

[Ningguang:......]

【Yanfei:......】

[Keli: Keli likes the honorary knight sister the most]

[Traveler: Everyone really likes me and Paimon so much. I hope no more confusion will hinder our journey. Ah Qing, Son of God, wait for me, I will arrive in Liyue soon. 】

[Yan Fei: Did you know that you broke the law? Little Lolita will not be spared. According to the Liyue Criminal Law, the starting period is three years, and the maximum penalty is death. 】

[Miko Yae: Ouch, my old friend can actually say such disgusting words, and he didn’t say it to me, oooh, oh, how pitiful]

[Ningguang: Are these things that travelers will experience in the future? It can actually show the future scene, it’s so terrifying, I wonder what will happen to Liyue in the future]

[Zhongli: cough cough cough]


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