Highschool DxD: Dragon's Ascent

(Takes place between chapters 63 and 64)

~Sona Sitri~

Sona's peerage landed in the forest. Ready to hunt the presumed stray devil so that she could vent her frustrations and fulfill her duties as one of the kings of Kuoh. Recently Rias was busy, presumably with her new bishop so the duty fell on her.

"Kaichou, this is strange. I cannot even detect a hint of their magical power." Her queen chimed in from the side as Sona nodded stoically.

Her adversary must have been very skilled at hiding their magical signatures. Even she couldn't sense where they were.

"Uhh, maybe they just aren't here?" Her newest addition to her peerage spoke up out of line.

"Be quiet Saji-kun, of course the stray devil is here. Please avoid speaking out and distracting your peers." Sona might have snapped a bit harshly but she already had a bad opinion of her pawn.

Not only had he not possessed a sacred gear like she had first thought but he was also not very talented and had a slight perverted streak which, albeit far below the infamous pervert trio, was still infuriating. Was it unfair to lash out at him over her own failed observations and scouting? Yes, but she was at least paying him, she would probably start treating him less harshly when her failure hurt less.

"Reya, can you sense anything?" Sona asked her bishop, the greatest sensor in her peerage and on her command Reya focused her senses before pointing to a direction.

"I think... yes! There is something there!" She pointed to a spot between the trees and her peerage took on combat positions without her needing to say so as they had trained to but then what emerged from the treeline...

Jiggle Jiggle Wobble Wobble.

"Reya, were you trying to make a joke?" Sona asked in an icy tone, this was serious business yet her bishop decided to point toward a slime instead. Not even a particularly large one either with barely a mana signature.

It was admittedly rather cute, reaching around her knees in height and it had a light green apple colour. It was jiggling and wobbling without a care in the wo-

This was the human world, Kuoh. There weren't supposed to be any slimes here.

Swish!

"Kyah!!!"

"Yura! What the-!" Sona's widened as the seemingly harmless slime released a high-pressure water blade before she could even react and hit her rook with it, putting a light gash across her body diagonally, the rest of the slash bisecting a dozen trees, her rook fell to her knees as her clothes were torn off while Sona prepared her spell, an ice bolt and commandeered her team and trying to organize them when it moved again.

Its appearance was deceptively harmless as it lightly hopped toward them but Sona was completely on guard against the almost cartoonish slime.

Tsubaki released a blade of wind and she released a bolt of ice but the slime twisted and morphed between the attacks before rearing back and releasing a thick mist that washed over them, she wasn't able to see through the mist but she was able to hear the creature swishing and wobbling around.

Tsubaki unleashed yet another wind spell, dispersing the mist just in time for Sona to see the slime extend and wrap a tentacle around her other pawn Ruruko's ankle and quickly leap away, dragging her into the dark woods. She noticed Ruruko's mana signature started lowering dangerously fast.

"Noo-!" Hearing her pawn's screams Sona gritted her teeth as weaved a particularly powerful frost spell that would no doubt level a section of the forest, she couldn't miss again against the creature.

"You bastard how dare you hurt Ruruko-cha- cough!" Saji screamed and charged toward where the slime had gone like a dumbass before a slimy appendage like a tentacle shot like a bullet from the treeline and hit him square in the solar plexus, knocking the wind out of him before it wrapped around his chest and slammed him into a nearby tree, knocking him out.

"I got this Kaichou!" "I'll support you!" Her knight Tomoe braced her sword and charged at the offending slime while her bishop supported her with magic, a tactic they had practised often before.

"Taaaake this! -Eh?" Her bravado was stopped short when she effortlessly cleaved the slime in half yet it did nothing as before it was completely split in half it was already rejoining around her blade before it basically 'kicked' her face by extending another appendage while spinning. It was deceptively fast, faster than even her knight.

What in hell's name was this beast even!? There aren't even supposed to be slimes in this world!

In the same motion, its body spun and it spat a glob of pink liquid toward her but she knew her queen would handle it as Tsubaki raised her hand and channelled her sacred gear.

"Mirror Alice!"

An ornate mirror appeared in the trajectory of the glob, Tsubaki's Sacred Gear, now the spell of the creature would be reflected back at it and after the glob hit it it was absorbed and sprayed back with double the size but then...

SPLAT!

"What the-!" "No! "Iyaa~!"

The creature kicked the ball of goop and it splattered with force getting everywhere making Sona panic and brace for the poison that never came, instead a gentle breeze tickled her.

Looking around she realized what happened, because her entire peerage had most of their clothes dissolved baring their naked bodies against the wilderness and the chilly air.

And hers too.

Her cheeks burned in indignation, the creature was humiliating her! A mere slime! Her! The heiress to the Sitri family!

In her anger her focus slipped dispelling her spell, instead had just released a beam of ice and actually managed to graze the beast, managing to freeze a bit of it as it froze over and fell down. When the beast stilled Sona grinned in victory.

But then the beast started jiggling again, Sona released another ice spell but the beast suddenly disappeared from her view before she felt herself get launched with great force when something slammed into her she averted her eyes just in time to see the slime trampoline off of her airborne body and slam into her queen also, knocking out Tsubaki with a precise tackle to her face, precisely to her chin.

Right now that mere slime looked more fierce than any beast she had ever seen. Even dragons and Satans.

"Tsubaki-san! I wi-!" Her bishop released a bolt of mana but the slime morphed into an O shape and let it harmlessly whizz through it before it wobbled, fiercely.

Several tentacles meters in length expanded from its body uncaring of the beast's normal mass. The tentacles jiggled menacingly in the air before shooting forward like bullets, tearing through the sound barrier as Sona hurriedly put up a barrier in front of her with her quick reaction speeds but suddenly the tentacles changed directions on their way to her and turned toward Tsubaki prompting her to throw up a barrier too.

"Urk!"

The 8 tentacles all hit her queen's shield at almost exactly the same moment, cracking it with the force behind them but thankfully the barrier was still standing. That was before all of the tentacles spun like drills and completely crushed her barrier before 4 separated from the main body.

"Kyah! W-what is happening!? Kaichou I can't use magic!" Sona's cheek flushed in embarrassment and indignation as her queen's naked body was bound by the tentacles in an obscene turtle shell bondage leaving her in a compromised position.

She turned to the dammed slime, its appendages hovering around in a way that struck fear into her soul. Sona gritted her teeth in an attempt to stop her shaking legs.

Regaining her courage Sona strengthened her barrier but the weighty tentacles struck and spun like drills, tearing apart her barrier like paper. Then they wrapped around her, cold and slimly ropes bound her and forced her to her knees, and her eyes shot open when she felt her access to her magic get cut off from it being drained at absurd speeds. Her legs shook and gave out.

She was naked and defenceless.

She gritted her teeth, this was the end, she was going to be felled at the hands of a single slime like this. Maybe it would even violate her body given its tendency for lewd attacks. She hung her head in shame.

Click.

But what she expected did not come, she wearily opened her eyes to see the beast... holding a phone and taking pictures of them!? She struggled against the ropes but couldn't do anything as the beast took the phone back inside itself before wobbling mockingly at them.

Then it retreated back into the shadows, and before long the slime ropes around her and her peerage dissolved.

'Maybe it's not a bad idea to ask my sister and Takumi-kun for help instead of making a deal...'

Sona Sitri and her peerage were beaten... Blorbo wins...

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~Takumi Katsuragi~

'What the fuck?'

I looked at the message on my phone containing the image of Sona being bound by slime ropes and looking shameful. I was about to get angry and scour the entire town for Sona's tracks and employ a few hundred alchemical bombs to whoever dared before my logical brain caught up to me and let me know how obvious it was.

Considering the country of Japan was still on the world map and not just a big chunk of ice nothing serious had happened to Sona(Heavenly Comprehension told me there were spells that would inform Sera if anything truly dangerous happened to Sona including coitus)

Then the next message confused me even more.

"The threat has been neutralized appropriately, Father. Please receive this trophy. Combat efficiency has been improved by 146.4%, analysis on magic has improved by 288.2%, adaption realized, will continue to act on the current directive."

'...'

...What the fuck?

I looked at the contact that at a second glance was already registered on my phone as "Blorbo". What the fuck was Blorbo?

What the fuck was my drunk self doing?

Seriously, what the fuck was Blorbo?

I am so confused.

A/N: Takumi's drunk creation Blorbo has defeated the entirety of Sona's peerage with relative ease. This is a bit insane considering the fact that his drunk creation is stronger than a majority of High-Class Devils in pure combat power.

Regardless, Takumi's first and most faithful son puts the arrogant Sona in her place and lets her know that she is nothing at the moment. But that's to be expected when facing the mighty Blorbo.

For some reason I just felt like writing Blorbo, I don't know why, maybe I thought it would be funny. Regardless I hope you liked the Omake since it was fun to write. I would love to hear your thoughts about it.

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