Honkai: Man(Sludge) From Future

At this moment, Elysia was still eating snacks in the research institute.

She didn't have any work to do, and even studying entertainment didn't really add much difficulty to her life.

So, Elysia had gained a new entertainment hobby she'd never had before: watching the large-scale continuous drama [Android Court] at the research institute.

Currently on stage were two heavyweight doctors who looked to be of a certain age. They had likely been brought over from North America by Anti-Entropy.

The defendant was a bearded old man who didn't seem to have any intention of changing his appearance. Sitting next to him was a small android girl, about seven or eight years old, roughly one meter twenty in height.

It was obvious that what everyone was attacking was this child molester.

Too perverted! Even going after Theresa would be better than this!

Theresa was at least 145 cm tall. A person who was one meter eighty could hug her like she was a doll.

But the main focus wasn't this, but the attitude of this child-molesting doctor.

"What about me? I just like short girls. What's wrong with that?!"

The scene was immediately filled with an uproar, as people condemned the old man's perversion. Some people were even secretly asking if Heliopolis Life Sciences Pharmaceutical could customize small boys or shota, a topic of delicate consideration.

Elysia ate her popcorn, unconcerned that it would make her fat, as Noldrei could burn away any amount of calories. After taking a sip of her sugary soda, Elysia entered full-on entertainment mode.

The old man stood proudly in the institute's internal court, looking down on all the sanctimonious vermin present.

The android girl beside him even loudly supported him, shouting, "That's right! Papa just likes me, what's wrong with that!"

"I haven't changed my appearance all this time just for today!" The old doctor was quite proud, though it was unclear what had twisted him to this extent.

Elysia gasped, gaining a deeper understanding of the human-like qualities of current civilization.

Just from seeing this man stand proudly amidst the angry or envious shouts, it was clear that he was a true talent.

"Monster! Monster! He must be executed!"

"Doesn't Academy City not have the death penalty?"

"I don't know, but I want to ask how to customize one."

Seeing that the internal court was about to fall apart, the judge at the top immediately banged his gavel to silence the court.

"Quiet! Quiet! If you disrupt order again, I'll kick you out!"

Since this was an internal prosecution, there was no plaintiff, and the judge didn't know what to do with the case. Due to the fact that androids could never develop Stigmata, they weren't classified as human life.

At this point, he didn't know what verdict to give.

"Heliopolis Life Sciences Pharmaceutical is truly evil! We need to order soon, otherwise, if Heliopolis Life Sciences Pharmaceutical disappears one day, we'll never be able to find a source for androids again."

The brothers present were all talented individuals who immediately knew what to do at this moment.

While the pear-flower-aged doctor was being tried, many people had already quickly left to prepare to customize their own androids. It seemed that this trial not only failed to deter anyone, but had even made remarkable contributions to promoting androids.

"You all know that I lost my son in old age and wanted to find an android to be my little daughter. What's wrong with that?!"

Elysia listened to the old man's performance and learned more information from the conversations of those around her.

"This old thing, I've never heard of needing to French kiss your daughter. He's truly a pervert!"

"I'm so envious!"

"Huh?!"

Elysia only felt her mouth go dry and her eyes go numb.

Why have even these feelings been simulated for me?

Elysia felt that Noldrei's body was a bit too magical. Thinking about it, she could probably transform into an eight-year-old Elysia one meter tall right now.

But this kind of thing was just too perverse. Even she, a Herrscher, couldn't accept it.

Even if the Honkai chose a minor to be a Herrscher, it wouldn't choose a kindergarten student!

That meant the Honkai had some morals? Wait, something wasn't quite right...

Elysia then remembered that she herself had been born as a Herrscher in her childhood, and Kiana had been determined to be a Herrscher before she was even born.

In that case, the Honkai is a pervert too.

"Shut up! I found your order and saw the notes on it. You even requested genitalia customization. Do you think I'll believe a word you say, you pervert? You monster! Even I wouldn't do something like that!"

The presiding judge was almost frantic with rage. His words had become somewhat irrational.

The old doctor became even more agitated, retorting, "You're just jealous! You don't dare to do it and can't face the gazes of others, so you're jealous that I did! You old beast! You even changed your face to look like a young man!"

The judge had been touched on a sore spot and retorted, "Doesn't Dr. Tesla still have the appearance of a young woman?! What's wrong with me becoming a young man?"

Elysia felt that these two were going off-topic. It was probably because there were no Herrschers here, so they were relying entirely on their levels and combat power to make up for each other's shortcomings.

That was why situations that could potentially turn into fighting stages often occurred.

Is it really okay for you to talk about Tesla like that? Aren't you afraid of being targeted?

Elysia felt that Tesla probably didn't have that much magnanimity. That woman might know all the principles, but when she got emotional, she didn't care about any of them.

The old doctor shouted on the spot, "If you don't believe me, ask Elysia if she wants to leave me!"

Elysia's head blanked for a moment; it seemed like her name had been called.

She quickly realized that the Elysia the old man was talking about was the android girl.

Elysia covered her eyes, needing to calm her current emotions.

The judge shouted angrily, "You even named her Elysia. Are you going to tell me you're not a pervert?!"

What's wrong with Elysia?! What's wrong with the name Elysia?!

Elysia didn't understand at all why the name Elysia was perverted.

The pure Elysia didn't have Noldrei's excellent viewing experience, and she didn't even know about the 2008 masterpiece Fatherly Love is Like a Mountain. Naturally, she didn't understand the special meaning of the name Elysia.

But seeing the defendant's "gotcha!" expression, he said righteously, "If you hadn't seen it, how would you know that the name Elysia is associated with perverts?! You're the hypocritical pervert! As for me, I'm just a normal person who likes android daughters!"

The old doctor slammed the table and pointed a finger into the air, instantly petrifying the judge.

Elysia truly hadn't expected that Jackal, a cadre of World Serpent, would disrupt Tesla's research institute to such a degree with just a little intervention using androids.