I accidentally adopted 5 little rascals because i was drunk!

It's almost night.

-Juni: "So this is where you do sleepovers? Wow, it's huge!"

-Montaro: "I know, there is everything here, huge TV, unlimited food, comfy pajamas."

-Yaku: "Alright, but we just wanna sleep, not spend the night talking."

-Momo: "Yes"

-Iso: "So no sleepover?"

-Amane: "Well, it still is, she is just saying that we sleep directly."

-Montaro: "Alright then."

Meanwhile.

-Riku: "Um, what's this?"

-Akanishi: "That is...a jacket made out of meat!"

-Riku: "And what am I supposed to do with this?"

-Akanishi: "The game is simple, Boberuto is gonna chase you because he wants to eat that meat, and you have to escape, it's just like tag."

-Riku: "This is NOT a simple game!"

-Boberuto: "Don't worry, I won't eat you for real, just the meat."

-Riku: "...which meat?"

-Jotaro (bro is horny): "what did you just said, hehe..."

-Riku: "I mean, I am also made out of meat, aren't I?"

-Akanishi: "That's weird to say coming from a human."

-Riku: "Are you saying it's normal if a bull said it?"

-Boberuto: "Absolutely..."

-Everyone: "...understandable"

-Akanishi: "Anyway, get ready, Riku!"

And so, Riku started running as fast as possible and barely made it.

-Riku (sweating): "What now?"

-Akanishi: "We sleep, I am tired."

-Yakumo: "Then I shall prepare the beds."

During the night.

-Amane: "Ah yes~My tummy hurts, time to draw in the toilet!"

Amane goes to the bathroom and stays there. And suddenly, a strange figure appears right as the door closes.

-(...): "That is a huge mansion for the current earth...I wonder if there is any food. I am hungry as hell."

They go to the kitchen.

-(...): "huh, it burned, and there is nothing on their old ass fridge."

They started walking randomly.

-(...): "Earth was really different back then...what's this sound?"

They noticed a door, that's where the adults are currently sleeping in. As they enter quietly, they observe everyone, especially Riku.

-Riku (saying stuff while asleep): "I will fight even a god to protect you kids!"

-(...): "what some wonderful words coming from a dad...too bad it's not the actual case..."

They look again at the others

-(...): "a freaking dinosour? Didn't I kill them all? Weird, anyway, I have to go back into freezing myself."

They left...kinda

The morning.

-Riku: "Well, that was an interesting day yesterday."

-Akanishi: "The wall in your apartment should be repaired by now... come back anytime you want!"

-Boberuto: "Well, now, where should I go?"

-Juni: "True, he's a t-rex, where could he live?"

-Momo: "Adopt him!"

-Iso: "You wanna adopt a T-ex, Momo?!"

-Momo: "Yes!"

-Boberuto: "That's a very nice suggestion, but I think I can live in the wild by myself. I was the king back then, you know?"

-Yaku: "Heck no! You only need 1 human to find out about your existence, and a huge number of scientists will start to hunt you down and study you for the rest of your life."

-Boberuto: "Oh really?!"

-Amane: "Or they might draw a beautiful drawing of you, perhaps, or perhaps not."

-Riku: "That can actually happen...Well, I don't mind having a pet T-rex, as long as no problems happen."

-Boberuto: "You don't have to worry, I am a mature T-rex".

-Riku: "says the one who almost ate me last night."

-Boberuto: "Hehe, that I was just playing."

-Riku: "Sure...well, let's get going."

They managed to return to their apartment without anyone noticing Boberuto (how?)

-Boberuto: "Wow, uh, that is small for me."

-Juni: "Don't worry, I've got the right thing for you!"

Juni goes to his room and comes back with a potion. As Boberuto drinks it, he starts to feel something weird.

-Boberuto: "And what did you perhaps give me?"

-Juni: "A shrink potion!"

-Momo: "Wow, cute."

-Yaku: "Guess that works? Are you fine with it, boberuto?"

-Boberuto: "With no big predators to eat me, this is more than acceptable!"

-Iso: "Now this is something interesting, so I am out, I am gonna watch paint drying, bye!"

-Amane: "Then boberuto? You don't mind if I draw you?"

-Boberuto: "There is no problem at all, Amane!"

-Amane: "yappie!"

Meanwhile, back at the mansion.

-Akanishi(on call): "Yes, I would like someone to come fix my kitchen, 4 million yen? no problem"

-Akanishi(thinking): {tho...the camera detected someone in the middle of the night, that is indeed a problem}

-Akanishi: "Hey, You!"

-Bodyguard: "Yes boss?"

-Akanishi: "I want you to check the big freezer that is hidden behind the kitchen."

-Bodyguard: "Can I ask wh,y though?"

-Akanishi: "A stranger was detected entering our mansion during the night, and they entered the big freezer and never left...they must still be there."

-Bodyguard: "Why would they stay there?"

-Akanishi: "Maybe slow death? Who knows, just go check, I am coming with you too."

They started their way toward the Big freezer while some workers were fixing the kitchen.

-Bodyguard (opening the door): "damn this is heavy...is this perhaps to hide a secret?"

-Akanishi: "No dummy, it's a normal freezer, I have another room for that."

They walk in and start looking around.

-Bodyguard: "This is really cold bluuahh~"

-Akanishi: "no shit man, that is below 0 degrees."

-Bodyguard: "And may I know how you are resisting??"

-Akanishi: "simple! I am secretly Mr. Freeze! haha, nah, jokes aside...I am suffering as well...let's get this done faster-"

They stop walking when they come across one of the creepiest scenes Akanishi and the bodyguard have ever seen.

-Akanishi(trembling): "W-What did they?"

-Bodyguard: "D-did they just...Trapped themselves in ice?"

Cut out to the scene of the body being frozen, like some kind of ... cryopreservation?

-Bodyguard: "...so what do we do?"

-Akanishi: "Something is telling me...we better forget about this Moment right now!"

End of chapter.

-(...): "...or is it?"

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