I am Morty Sanchez

This is more gimmick fic and might have random releases since I just want to try making one. But feel free to suggest.

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"You are dead." That was the word of the light that was in front of me.

"Okay." I blurted. Frankly I don't know if I'm dreaming or not but if I am dead then what's the point of worrying.

"You are oddly calm?" The light said.

"Well, I'm dead and if this was a dream then there's nothing waiting for me in the real world."

Yes. I simply eat. Sleep. Work and repeat. There's nothing else. I'm not the lucky few who simply worked hard then their effort would pay off.

"That is true but do not think your effort has no merit. In every action there's a reaction and you so happen to help a lot of people that made a positive impact in the world." It said, I wonder if that is true since I've never gone out of my way to be a hero to someone and simply did what I felt was the right thing to do.

"Yes, and because of that, you've received three wishes. But you cannot wish for more wishes nor can you wish to become omnipotent. There are certain limits to what I can grant. Afterwards you will be reincarnated in another world randomly." It said while I gave it some thought since there isn't anything I could right now.

"Uhm…can I ask a few things before I give my wish?" I asked since they're a lot of things so I want to ask.

"Yes, go ahead." It said,

"First who or rather what are you exactly?" I could only see a light. Nothing else.

"I am simply a spirit or an A.i created to assist a soul who is neither permitted to eternal bliss in heaven or eternal damnation in Hell." It said, I was thinking he was some sort of deity, guess I was wrong.

"Who created you then?" I asked.

"I already told you but unable to comprehend it that's why I won't repeat it." It shocked me. Wow, I guess it's impossible for me to understand who this creator is.

"Okay, let me ask another question. Can I wish for the world and the person I become?" I asked.

"Unfortunately, no." It replied and I wasn't disappointed since there's nothing I could do.

"Okay, then does a fictional world exist?" I asked since I would like to visit a few places if I can.

"Yes, every reality, every narrative, every thoughts and ideas exist in a given form." It answered and I became excited at this. If I could then I'll live the way I want and get what I want. Indulging in women and power.

"Nice then one last thing. Where are we and how did I die?" I don't remember how I got where I am and simply found myself looking at the light.

"This place is (Blank), a place that isn't a place, dimension that isn't dimension. A contradiction of contradiction. There's no point in you trying to get to this place." I couldn't hear what it called this place and was confused at its explanation.

"As for how you died, you died trying to stop a suicide bomber from harming the place you worked at." Ah I don't remember much but I'm sure I did it on a whim. Maybe I was suicidal at that time? There's no better way to go than that.

"Now, what's your wish?" It asked while I deeply thought and tried to think of a cheat that isn't overly compensating.

"Can I wish for the Essence of Human Science God?" It would be great if I'm able to acquire my own personal space and create a machine to enhance myself and the woman that I'll have.

"Granted. Next?" Wow, really? Aren't you a bit generous?

"That's surprising? How come it's granted knowing the benefits it gives?" I couldn't help but be curious.

"Because it takes time for you to create things and won't be an issue." It said and I didn't refute anymore.

"Then can I get Essence of the Breeder and Essence of Binder?"

The human science God already would allow me to reach the pinnacle of humanity while this other essence simply wanted to have because I aim to smash other races that are humanoid.

"Granted. Now then let us see where you'll be reincarnated in and as." It said and I'm started to get excited at the thought finding a wheel that had names that continuously change into worlds and soon it spun.

[ Morty Smith from Rick and Morty ]

Oh boi, this is ought to be interesting. Frankly I'm curious what they look like in person and I am not holding back.

I'll be cucking that pathetic Jerry and take Summer and Beth then Jessica and if I'm able to go through other multiverse then I'll take Marceline then turn that Bitch princess bubblegum into a slut. Or even Disney princess.

"You will be Morty Smith the day after they went to another universe to take their alternative place self."

Well that's going to hard in convincing Rick. I like Rick and killing him serve nothing. I should be able to find a solution for now I'll focus on inventing stuff.

"Alright, off you go." It said before I felt sudden jolt and sat up finding myself in another place. I looked at my hands and find how tiny it is. Suddenly I felt surge of power and information flooded my mind as I felt the gradual change happening to me.

[ Essence of Binder ]

[ Description: Essence of the Binder

By consuming the essence of the binder you gain several boons

Have the ability to mark targets with a sigil of your own design. This sigil manifests wherever you want on their body and may even be full body tattoos should you wish. The Mark can become invisible without active use. At its base lets you telepathically speak to each other and know the exact location and status of whoever marked. This mark is completely immune to any sort of tampering save yourself and is otherwise permanent though you may remove any mark with but a thought.

Those bound by the mark gain access to weaker versions of the essences you have, even this one. You may choose which essences they are empowered with. They may also be granted weaker forms of other powers you may possess at your discretion. If the mark is removed they will retain some but not all of this power just wisps of it.

Marked beings who mark others will give weaker versions of their own powers to their marked

Marked beings have infallibly loyalty hammered directly into their mind, body, and soul. They will not and cannot consciously or unconsciously choose to hurt you or go against your will unless you allow it or outright order them to. This loyalty may be dialed from slight trust all the way to complete and total devotion. This function only rests with you and those you explicitly give it to. You may optionally discard this function permanently this once.

The Binder has the ability to invoke 'commands' which are absolute orders the marked is compelled to follow to the best of their ability even temporarily ramping up abilities or forcing their body to do something it isn't normally capable of to achieve it. This function only rests with you and those you explicitly give it to. You may optionally discard this function permanently this once.

Those marked may be summoned and dismissed by you at will and even stored away in a void inaccessible by all but you for safe keeping when not needed. They will be in a sleep like stasis when in storage and will not suffer from the passage of time or basic needs.

If a marked individual is killed even down to the soul they will instead respawn safe and sound inside your storage. Dead beings can be marked if you have remains, a object heavily associated/meaningful to them, or a soul to interact with, they will reform alive as if they had died as one of your marked.

You and others marked may set conditions and requirements for certain powers or essences, even restrictions that lock down powers should they violate a restriction or other punishment.

those marked can have their appearance, traits, attributes, and mark changed by the binder to anything possible within the limits of their species or abilities. You can reset any changes made or revert to an earlier change.

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[ Essence of the Breeder ]

[ Description: Essence of the Breeder

By taking this essence, you become the sexiest thing alive.

Your body is changed to become your ultimate ideal of sex appeal, including tremendous endowment.

Porn physics apply to you.

Members of the opposite sex are inexorably drawn to you. You may toggle this on or off, or set it to target certain criteria.

Your charisma increases to ridiculous levels.

You are guaranteed to impregnate or be impregnated every time you have sex, with however many or few babies you want. This can be toggled on and off.

Pregnancies last up to a third as fast as normal, and your offspring reach sexual maturity in a matter of months.

There are no negative consequences for incest.

Your offspring (which can be any sex you wish) can inherit your abilities, either at full power or weaker.

You can breed with any species, and the offspring will either be a half-breed (with just the right amount of fusion) or purely one of the parent's species. You choose which.

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[ Essence of Human Science God ]

[ Description: You are not an actual god, but you are the peak of humanity in how comic book captain america is a peak human. Your intelligence and understanding dwarfs any of your physical attributes however. You are the super genius, the one who builds an advanced suit of power armor in a cave with scraps, the one they call to fix a hole knocked in space time by an experiment gone wrong. You are probably the smartest person in the room in almost any given situation.

You are the equal and likely superior to just about any super genius you could care to name with a few exceptions in knowledge and skill. The technology you can make is beyond the wildest dreams of what any normal scientist could even comprehend. Advanced A.I., earth shattering power armor, reactors that generate cosmic energies, power nullifiers and more.

You do however not have a limitless font of wisdom to make sure that knowledge gets put to good use. Your ability to make the 'right' choices in a given situation remains as it was before your apotheosis. You can further reverse engineer magic, psionics, and other things as a technological equivalent.

Optionally you could get this and also be as equally as capable a magic or psionic user making all of your tech magitech or even psitech, hell have psimagitech.

Perfect memory with infinite storage

None of your technology can be successfully corrupted or subverted by another force unless you build or modify it to possess such a weakness.

You are skilled in combat and can defeat anyone less then a supernatural master of combat or someone so strong you just cant hurt them.

Gain ownership of an Earth sized megastructure that serves as your home. It is hidden away in a pocket dimension and safe from most tampering or attacks. It is defended by billions upon billions of absolutely loyal robots. The strongest of these robots are capable of fighting and utterly dismantling individuals with city destroying capability. The megastructure and you are linked with an unbreakable connection and can command it anywhere, at any time, the megastructure is incapable of turning against you.

The megastructure can create and manipulate matter and energy giving you functionally infinite resources as you require. It has factories and matter forges that can create as much equipment and other tech then you could ever ask for.

It has its own habitats for other life if you want to do any collecting.

The megastructure can theoretically hold billions of people to live and work without issue. It is currently uninhabited except by you and your robots.

The megastructure has a gargantuan palace for yourself and anyone you take in, it is beyond luxurious.

It can resurrect any individual if it can scan something of them, i.e. their soul or some physical component. It will automatically resurrect you if you are somehow killed without fail.

It posesses weapons that can shatter fleets of alien starships or make Galactus fuckoff if he is getting hungry. It is tough enough to survive the omniverse imploding with a lot of dents and systems fried afterwards. Don't worry it can self repair, just very slowly if the damage is bad enough.

If you really need to it can move around and act as a FTL capable battle station of doom if you want to go full galactic warlord. The Megastructure can freely open portals or teleport to different locations, universes, dimensions, multiverses, and Omniverses if you aren't wanting to deal with the local Omniverse creator.

It has a one of a kind forge called the Relic Forge onboard which can let you manufacture extremely potent pieces of technology to put fear into cosmic entities. For when you want to arm your Gods with a Mjolnir or Infinity Gauntlet, just in case.

The God part comes in that the megastructure has an additional function. Using its systems it can create transcendent beings that stand head and shoulders over the normal super robots or AI you can make. The God Anvil can let you build or turn others into your own personalized super beings. Making these Gods is not for the faint of heart, each one represents a ripple of power that could destabilize entire settings, they are walking apocalypses. That said they are programed to view you as their beloved creator with an unbreakable loyalty to weather anything and smother you to death in love, whether that be familial, friends forever, or some other type is up to you. Gods are psychologically incapable of even think of betraying you and automatically disregard anything that would even suggest they do so unless you order them. Even then it would make them uncomfortable to say the least. You may even turn yourself into a God and the megastructure will handle the process for you.

A Gods vital essence (soul) is stored in the megastructure so even if they are killed you can simply recall their vital essence of being and slap it in a new vessel. Gods properly designed can threaten or even thrash cosmic beings.

Gods not in use can be put in storage pods where they will hibernate unaware until called back into service. Individuals converted into Gods, new Gods, or resurrected Gods are automatically placed in storage once completed or restored. You can set or modify the traits, attributes, powers, personality and every other facet of your Gods when they are in storage. ]