I am Morty Sanchez

I wonder if I should add Steven Universe? Garnet is best.

I've also made a File to let you see the current harem with images on it.

Everything is tentative and can change.

I've also thought of adding girls from total drama but I haven't watched the show. Soo I don't know.

Though, I'll totally plan on adding Totally Spies.

I watched it when I was a kid and I enjoyed it. Too bad I was too afraid of having my manliness question but that's no longer the matter since the show is free to watch on YouTube.

Anyway here's the link:

(https://docs.google.com/document/d/12gHVBCunnT8BJebEQ4JRYeopjD8vU5j9ah8pLLUl7N4/edit?usp=drivesdk)

Just remove ( ) this.

Also I'll change the POV once I get all the chapters from "I am Morty but better" fic.

Don't worry, I give full credit to that author.

Anyway, Toodaloo Bitches.

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"Beth, Morty can't cook, he'll burn down the whole house!" This good grief, this guy.

"Sit down Jerry." Seeing her husband who got up trying to stop their son, which he was now realizing was listening to another type of music that he used to hear.

'Classical? I didn't think Morty would like it, it's a beautiful melody.'

She thought while listening to the melody of the violin or the instrument that was being heard from the kitchen, when she looked at her husband she realized that she didn't even hear the melody, she only had a scary face.

"Jerry calm down Morty hasn't exploded or set fire to the house while I was bathing and you were sleeping." She said the last thing with a sigh at the end which caused her husband to calm down a bit but still being a bit nervous.

Just when her husband was about to speak, I had arrived with the meal as if I were an expert waiter and in my other hand I had a tray with various things

I left the tray on the table and began to place the plate allowing them to smell the captivating aroma from the steaming fried rice and stirred fried chicken. I add the eggs to the side and place some toast bread if they want them. Along with pancakes, bacon, and sausage.

In my past life, I wasn't that great at cooking but after studying a bit about cooking and how it is similar to chemistry, it made it easy for me to cook. Who knew cooking meth can be literal?

'Apparently if he had been watching me, I don't know whether to be upset or flattered because he's paying more attention to me than I thought.'

Beth felt appreciated and happy that her son has actually been taking her efforts to heart at the same time it makes her fall into her taboo desire.

It is easy to hear her thoughts and enjoy that she's slowly succumbing to her desires.

"I made each of them something different, for you mom with whole wheat pancakes with a stirred chicken, fried rice, coffee, and played with toast."

I said and I saw how Beth tried the breakfast, being amazed at the rich flavor that it had.

"It's delicious, thanks honey, the pancakes are great as is the fried rice and chicken." She smiled at me and I did the same. I like her expression because it was more genuine than her forced positive expression.

'Maybe this is the worm, something similar from what dad said, but I hope it isn't that, I hope it's you Morty, please be you Morty I don't want to delude myself that you've matured and in the end disappoint me, please I hope it's you when dad comes'

She thought with hope that this sudden change is not something external.

Don't worry I am Morty but Better.

"For you dad I made scrambled eggs with bacon and sausage, pancakes, with coffee." I said hiding my hatred towards him.

"Thanks son, the breakfast is spectacular and I doubted you when it came to cooking." Jerry said while inwardly thought different

'This is the worm or virus, nobody can change overnight.'

He thought disappointed that this is not his son but a space parasite because of the dangerous adventures his son had. Well, he's not wrong but can't at least appreciate his son and hope that I actually change?

What kind of father is this guy?

'Maybe with this Beth will come to her senses and we can kick Rick out of the house so everything will go back to normal, we will be a normal family that we love each other and not one where we are fighting because of an old man with delusions of grandeur.'

This made me hate even more. He's the one who is in delusion of grandeur leeching of his wife and not trying to become a respected father figure.

Even though Rick is not often here still cares in his own way and understands himself more than anyone which is why he tries to keep himself a distance yet can't help but return back to them because of a sense of guilt and shame.

"And for myself, French toast with jams, fried rice, steak, scrambled egg, bacon together, and coffee." I threw some protein since my body was craving it. Food isn't necessary because of his highly adaptive and responsive physiology.

"Isn't that a lot for you Morty?" Beth was baffled seeing the amount since Morty typically doesn't eat that much.

"I'm a growing teenager, I need certain parts to grow." I playfully said with a flirtatious smile and my words made her blush recalling the anaconda that hung lowly.

"Honey, Morty is right, he has to grow, let him throw it away if he can't finish it anymore, I don't see the problem." He said even though he is actually wishing that I was a parasite!

Jerry when he spoke his mouth was still fille switch food and spat some of it. Beth was about to scold him but she was interrupted by morty.

"Dad finishes chewing and then talks, it's disrespectful, we don't need to see how you chew food and cover yourself with your hand."

I said with a firm tone making Jerry look down and Beth unconsciously straightened up and shuddered when she heard the tone.

"I'm sorry that's why breakfast is delicious and I don't want to stop chewing." Giving an excuse which neither Beth nor I believed.

"Don't be sorry, be better." I said quoting the one of the best manly dad in my opinion. Beth was surprised that I made this assertive while Jerry was too fixated in wishing I was a parasite.

While we were having breakfast, Beth looked at me on a few occasions, so when she looked at me.

We connected glances and I winked at her, after that she stopped looking at me and focused on eating breakfast. When I finished I took my dishes to the dishwasher.

"I'll go buy some things, I'll see you later!" I said to then leave the house and I simply went to an alleyway and held out my hands forming a portal that showed the other side and stepped in.

It took me several tries and finally I was able to make myself virtually Nigh-Omnipresence but I'm still adjusting the dimensional reach. I've thought of heading to another universe to acquire what I need.

I find myself in the alleyway and distance away from the mall. I started walking and my present was gathering the attention of the girls and I, like every gentleman, gave them a smile and a wink making them smile.

Why was it in a mall when I can simply create things? Because I want references to be used.

I went to the clothing department in the men's section. I memorize the simplest thing that I liked, three red shirts, two blue and five black, all plain along with three white shirts and three black ones. I've also taken button up shirts similar to evil Morty when he ran to be president.

The T-shirts and outfit shirts I went to the pants where I took three dark brown elasticized pants, another three but black and three baggy pants that I would wear as pajamas and I took three short shorts with an equation design. I noticed that I was seen a hundred by some boys and girls because of the size of boxers I was taking.

"When I bought the size above I felt like I was being wrapped in a super tight bun, just like I feel now."

I said making some girls turn their heads with a blush and others bite their lip and then look down at my crotch where you could see a notorious bulge.

The men looked at me with astonished eyes and others with envy, who had to move their partner away because they saw that they were looking at my crotch, making me smile.

They were afraid of getting a green hat.

When I was satisfied enough, I simply bought a few that I liked most in order not to be conspicuous headed back home while thinking about how to improve my Meta-Nanites.

'Maybe I should copy the schematic of Omnitrix then I'll be able to copy things.'

Having the most powerful weapon known to man would be great to have. I'll upgrade it and have the Ultimate version while adding the Nemetrix.

'I'll visit Tetramand and have Looma.'

Yes, I like strong girls then dominating them. Their species is easy to have and their army would be useful.

[ A/N: So long they appear humanoid. I'll have them. Though, Tigress and Viper would looked human appearing like cat girls and staff. ]

'Then maybe I'll head to Viltrumite and take the empire for myself, allowing them to rule this place. I doubt Rick will care.'

He imagines dominating Anissa since she's a bit crazy until getting a taste of humanity. They would be easy to convince if I can save their species from extinction. I won't be messing with DC or Marvel since they are far from my capabilities at the moment.

'Maybe I should make weapons from ratchet and clank too.' Remembering my favorite game makes me excited to create them.