I Became the Head of Returners Gallery

16 - Yeah Right, Ultrafirst (2)



“Then go.”
“This isn’t right! Just tell me a little more!”
Thump!
I tried to hold onto the portal, but the Tower Demon dragged me along and kicked me out.
“Aaargh!”
He wasn’t called a demon for nothing—his cruelty was unmatched.
Thud!
I fell straight onto the 11th floor.
“Manager child, thou art late. What happened to the S-class Bragger child?”
“I sent her up to the 61st floor. She seemed to want to keep climbing the tower.”
“I see.”
Cheon No-ran nodded.
All the monitors were turned off.
Yoon Sena had truly become free.
“Thanks for going along with my unreasonable request.”
“If thou art grateful, lift my gallery ban.”
“I’ll reduce it to a one-week ban.”
As I fell to the 11th floor, Song Tae-kyung came running in a hurry.
“You succeeded!”
He tried to run over with a brightened face.
But I stepped back to prevent him from approaching.
[-GoldSpoonHikikomori(Manager): Wait. Don’t come any closer.]
“What’s wrong?”
I quickly blocked Song Tae-kyung’s fixed nickname, ‘NotATowerClimber’.
[-GoldSpoonHikikomori(Manager): I’ll unblock you once Yoon Dana safely leaves this world.]
“I understand. It’s reasonable that you can’t trust me.”
Song Tae-kyung nodded.
I opened the gallery window to check the time remaining until my return.
About 1 hour left.
I needed to figure out what to do with Yoon Sena’s sister within an hour.
I approached Cheon No-ran and whispered.
The simplest solution was…
“Why don’t we just take her to my house? I have plenty of spare rooms anyway.”
“Rejected.”
“Why?”
“Who dost thou think the TranscendentWeb will target first?”
“You?”
“No. It’s the Manager child. Thou hast been properly marked by the transcendent beings.”
“Me? Why?”
“Transcendent beings… dislike mortals who try to climb up.”
Cheon No-ran bitterly patted Yoon Sena’s younger sister, who was nestled in her arms.
“Let me tell you first, this world won’t work. The tower climbers here are targeting the child.”
“This one has a method.”
Slash─
She cut through space with her sword.
I could only stare blankly at the sight of her performing such a feat with a D-class hunter’s sword, not even a high-grade material sword from martial arts novels or a magic sword.
‘Isn’t she too strong now to be called Murim Merit? Or is she Murim Merit precisely because she’s so strong?’

[☆Title: Hohoho,,, at 2000 years old, I’m about to raise a child,,,]
[Author: WorldTreeGrandSage(Earth-001→Fantasia-001)]
[Content: (Picture of 32-dish Elven table setting)
So skinny,,, don’t know if she should go to the academy,,,]
-Grandma.. it’s not an academy, it’s elementary school?
ㄴAuthor: Back off,,, in my day,, it was an academy,,
-I thought there were cobwebs in the beauty shot, but there was a kid?
ㄴAuthor: Do you want to die?
ㄴGrandma broke character wow, rest in action beam
-How did you become a kid’s mom
ㄴAuthor: Hoho,, a Returnee Gallery user,, brought a child with potential to be a great mage,,, her older sister,,, is being hunted in her world,,, so I agreed to take care of her,,, my baby,, is so cute,,,
ㄴSo you’re not her mom but her teacher
[☆Title: Thank you very much I will never brag falsely again]
[Author: (Former)KingOfKingsS-classClimber(Fantasia-006→Earth-457)]
[Content: (Photo verification of wanted poster on a phone)
I apologize to all the returnee idiots who were hurt by me.
I’m sorry.
Even if I want to brag falsely, I can’t anymore fuck lol
I’ve become someone who can’t leave the tower gwhahaha
And.. the manager is a god! The manager is a god!
(Moderator Praise Icon)]
Recommended 16 Not Recommended 930
-??? What happened
-The S-class Bragger won’t brag anymore? Say a dog will stop eating poop lol
-NotATowerClimber: But according to our world’s news, it’s immediate execution if they see her..
ㄴReally?
ㄴNotATowerClimber: Yeah but she reached the 61st floor of the tower so they have to chase her there lol
ㄴNotATowerClimber: And I don’t plan to kill her, I tricked the Tower Climber Association, good for me gwhaha
-So why are you praising the manager
ㄴIs it related to the manager talking back to a transcendent being?
ㄴNo way, would they mark you for TranscendentWeb just for saving the S-class Bragger
-(Anyway Moderator Praise Icon)
-If you’re sorry, become the file manager
-Anyone who sympathizes with a traitor? Execute them
ㄴNot an ultrafirst but an ultrasoldier ultrahahahaha
ㄴManager, kill this guy
[Title: Manager! For the sake of our phone browsing, appoint a file manager!]
[Author: GiveMeSmartphone(Earth-129→Fantasia-001)]
[Content: (As Long As It’s Not Me~ Icon)]
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-Make that fixed nickname the file manager
-The ultrafirsts will strike first anyway
-Make me file manager make me file manager make me file manager make me file manager make me file manager I’ll take revenge I’ll take revenge I’ll take revenge I’ll take revenge
ㄴAuthor: Fuck I’m not the manager
[☆Title: I’m going to snipe the manager who only takes care of returnee idiots from fantasy worlds]
[Author: HawawaHighschoolGirl(Romantic Fantasia-005→Earth-314)]
[Content: If you don’t want to be impeached, hand out elixirs, romantic fantasy female lead style water canteens, and scoundrel style chicken skewers to everyone]
Recommended 273 Not Recommended 39
-You finally realized, want to be the file manager?
ㄴAuthor: (Fuck,, off,, Icon)
-For real lol modern returnees don’t need spare phones
ㄴI need one.. I’m underprivileged and don’t have a phone
ㄴAw..
-Manager, are you lovers with the fantasy addicts? Give items to parallel worlds on Earth’s side too
ㄴFantasy addict lol please go to TranscendentWeb, grandpa
ㄴIf someone disagrees with you, they’re an ultrafirst? That’s fucked up
-This is all because of that kimchi pussy, if it was an Earth returnee explaining things instead of the kimchi pussy, the manager wouldn’t have given out spare phones
-Gay gay.. the manager is just a community manager, not a volunteer, the Fantasia and Murim people just have higher purchasing power
-Wasn’t the manager a gold spoon? Don’t you have money to buy potions?
ㄴFor real lol
ㄴAh why did the former manager give the manager position to a guy like this

Slash─
While I was browsing the gallery, space split open again, and this time Cheon No-ran returned alone.
“You left the kid in another world? I said I would raise her!”
She had entrusted Yoon Sena’s younger sister to the fixed nickname WorldTreeGrandSage.
Even if it was a somewhat dystopian world, she had left a child who had lived in the modern world in a medieval fantasy world with no concept of human rights or mobile phones.
Perhaps she’s called Murim Merit because she acts like she’s from Murim while living in modern Korea.
It seemed like our world needed a Returnee Association too.
Releasing human weapons like returnees into society without any adaptation training.
This was truly the fault of the government and the Hunter Association.
“Manager child, there are two ways to destroy a gallery. The first is for the manager to delete it.”
“And the second?”
“Killing everyone who uses the gallery.”
Instead of an explanation, Cheon No-ran said something strange.
Gulp─
I unconsciously swallowed dry saliva at her words.
“And as I said earlier, the Returnee Gallery user that TranscendentWeb will want to kill first… no, that they most want to kill, is the Manager child, which is you.”
“What are you trying to say?”
“It means that wherever the Manager child is, is the most dangerous place from the clutches of transcendent beings.”
[Interdimensional travel count has been reset.]
[You can now move to another world.]
I pressed my throbbing temples and entered ‘Return’ in the gallery management window.
Swoosh─
A tower filled with despair.
A dazzling light sparkled there, and I returned to my original world just as I had when I moved to Yoon Sena’s world.
As for Cheon No-ran…
She’ll follow on her own, I guess.

 

“Hello, Master! Your faithful maid, Yoon Sena, at your service!”
Thud─
Faced with the shocking sight upon arriving home, I dropped my smartphone.
Purple hair tied up in a high ponytail.
And a cosplay maid outfit with a ribbon around the neck and a skirt that barely covered her thighs.
It was better than the idol-style clothes she wore in the tower, but still an uncomfortable outfit to look at.
“Are you crazy?”
In shock, I blurted out my thoughts without any filter.
“B-but… I couldn’t even rest properly in the tower… If I go outside the tower, I’ll get ganged up on by A-class Tower Climbers and lose an arm!”
“No, this is breaking and entering! Get out now! I already have my hands full with one psycho who smashed my leg, and now a maid?”
Hiss─
At that moment, Yoon Sena’s face turned cold.
Suddenly, killing intent filled the house, and I had no choice but to step back hesitantly.
“The Chinese character nickname is living with you?”
“Y-yes! If you have a problem, leave! This is my house!”
Yoon Sena suddenly bowed her head and kept muttering something.
“No… the Chinese character nickname is dangerous… if something goes wrong, she’ll smash not just the manager’s leg but his whole body… the manager is in danger…”
‘From my perspective, you look more dangerous, you crazy woman…’
Still, I gathered my courage.
I couldn’t let returnees take over my house.
“Are you going to leave or not? If you don’t decide in 10 seconds, I’ll ban you.”
“I-I’ve decided! I’ll protect the manager from the Chinese character nickname!”

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