I Became The Top Moderator Of The Otherworldly Gallery

Translator: FenrirTL
Editor: Saphartlantis
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< Chapter 25: Otherworldly Wowkaboomwhamfuzzfur LOL Gallery >

The place that benefited the most after the auction house was established was the Beastmen’s country, Bière.

The world is vast, and surprisingly, there are quite a few wealthy furries.

So where does their money go?

It all flowed into Bière.

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Title : Wow, what is this

[Doll made of Beastmen’s fur]
─Instant Buy Price: 50 Gold

LOL, how can I resist this LOL

ㄴYou’re a furry gay…
ㄴNo, what the hell, why would anyone buy this?
ㄴWhat even… is this…??
ㄴAm I just unable to keep up with the times?
ㄴAre these people distancing themselves from reality???

ㄴWhat is this price? Damn, it’s 50 gold, and they just buy it?
ㄴAt this point, it’s cheap
ㄴIt’s a steal, a steal, yeah yeah;;
ㄴCalling it a steal, my ass LOL
ㄴMy brain just melted LOLLLLLL
ㄴBy what country’s standards is this cheap LOL

ㄴBut surprisingly, these sell well;;;
ㄴWhat are they even made of?
ㄴThey’re making miniature dolls out of shed fur
ㄴDamn LOL, they’re making money from shedding?
ㄴThis is truly amazing, this way of making money…
ㄴI… I can’t keep up with this conversation…
ㄴThis is impossible LOL

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Title : That’s just the tip of the iceberg?
They sell giant dolls, fur balls, and all sorts of stuff.
The truly scary thing is… it all sells…
You can even get items from famous furries, even if you want to…

ㄴHoly shit LOL
ㄴWhy the hell are there so many furries in this world!!!!!!!
ㄴFurry lovers are really driving me crazy LOL
ㄴFurries… are a sexual deviance…
ㄴFor real;;;
ㄴHonestly, we need to correct heterosexual desire, for real;; How do people like the opposite sex?
ㄴFor real, how do you like something without fur?
ㄴNo… Ha… Never mind.
ㄴI’m holding back LOL
ㄴThese crazy bastards LOL

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Title : Honestly, aren’t humanoid Beastmen hot?
Yeah yeah;;

ㄴWow, damn LOL
ㄴYou’re showing the early symptoms of furry fever
ㄴQuickly overcome it with heterosexuality, for real;;
ㄴWhat if I overcame heterosexuality with furries instead?
ㄴNo, don’t !!!!
ㄴIs that really overcoming it? LOL
ㄴOvercoming? Conquering?
ㄴIsn’t it a blessing?
ㄴBlessing, my ass LOL
ㄴReligious folks are crying LOL
ㄴFor real LOL

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─Moderator
Title : Humanoid Beastmen aren’t furries
For real;;;

ㄴModerator, you’re gay…
ㄴWhy are you like this..
ㄴWhy are you acting like this!!!!!!!!!

ㄴRight, right LOL I also eased up with humanoid furries
ㄴHumanoid is okay…
ㄴIsn’t that obvious?
ㄴYou’re making an obvious statement like it’s some bold opinion LOL
ㄴI breathed today << This is on the same level LOL
ㄴWow, damn LOL
ㄴThere are no normal people here
ㄴI didn’t know there were so many fur lovers in the world…?

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Title : If a furry is attracted to another furry < Agreed
Not a furry but attracted to a furry << What kind of people are these?? For real;;;

ㄴIf you’re human, of course you’d be attracted.
ㄴFurry, furry, furry, furry…
ㄴPlease, go outside and get some fresh air!!!!!!!!
ㄴWhy would I go outside when there are no furries out there?
ㄴThen stay inside for life, damn it LOL
ㄴFor real LOL Furries are the entire world.

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Title : Why do people like Beastmen?

I really didn’t know, so I bought a piece of fur to find out.
It’s soft and smooth.

Damn, I still didn’t get it, so I bought a small doll.
For some reason, it smells good and the fur texture is nice, but it’s still unclear, yeah yeah;

Since I was already at it, I also went to a furry massage parlor.
It just relieved some stress and felt nice, that’s all.

So now I’m thinking of buying a large furry doll.

ㄴDamn LOLLLLLLL
ㄴFuuuck, you fell into their trap !!!!
ㄴYou’re way too deep into this!!!!!!!
ㄴIsn’t this guy already totally hooked? LOL
ㄴYou furry furry gay LOL
ㄴDid you look too deeply into the abyss?
ㄴSuccessfully converted into a premium furry consumer LOL
ㄴToday’s gallery is seriously messed up LOL

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Title : I was checking out the furry stuff
Why do people like this kind of thing?
This doll looks like a little kid at first glance.

ㄴLittle kid (29 years old)
ㄴWait, for real???
ㄴNo LOL, this one is about dwarf height, right?
ㄴProbably just under 150cm?

ㄴKersey is famous, though.
ㄴFor real;;;
ㄴFuck, now we’ve even got loli-furry fur lovers??
ㄴThis is some refined taste, yeah yeah;
ㄴDid the meaning of ‘refined’ change?
ㄴAhhhhhh
ㄴDoes someone have bleach ? I need to disolve my brain
ㄴAh, this is driving me crazy LOL
ㄴDamn LOL

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Title : Wowkaboomwhamfuzzfur LOL
(Kersey’s super rare photo collection.jpg)

ㄴNOOOOO, WHY DID I CLICK ???? MY EYES !!!!!!!!!
ㄴGasp LOL Gasp LOL Huff LOL
ㄴWowkaboomwhamfuzzfur LOL Jjooook LOL Jjuk LOL
ㄴHuffffff LOL Huff LOL Tunnnnnn LOL
ㄴNong LOLLLLL Jjuuuuuk LOL Jjuk LOL

ㄴIs this even human language? LOL
ㄴIs the last guy slobbering on his keyboard ? That’s not human, gross
ㄴIs this a gathering for people near human levels? LOL
ㄴThese guys don’t even speak anymore LOL

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Title : Wow, that body ㄷㄷ
(Kersey’s bikini body collection.jpg)
Wow, for real.

ㄴWow, the pose LOL
ㄴSmash, next question
ㄴOut LOL Pyah LOL
ㄴThat seductive body is crazy LOL
ㄴWord choice, damn LOL
ㄴIs this guy seriously crazy? LOL
ㄴHey, you damn bastard, get a grip LOL
ㄴAre you seriously aroused by this?
ㄴHow could you not be?
ㄴHey, man.
ㄴI’ve already pulled out three times.
ㄴHey, man…
ㄴUgh… Just did it four times.
ㄴThat’s something you didn’t need to share…
ㄴDamn it… fellow gallery-goers… please…
ㄴFuck, that’s a kid body!!! Aren’t you ashamed ??!!!
ㄴ! Fifth, fifth time, hngg !!!!
ㄴSomeone kill me…..

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Title : If you like seductive furries
(Dwarf bikini photo.jpg)
What about this?

ㄴLol, take that furry gays !!! But my eyes….
ㄴHey, you damn bastard, where do you live?
ㄴYou bastard.
ㄴNo, post something arousing, not something that looks like an orc barrel~~~
ㄴJust post a furry instead!!!!!!!!

ㄴDamn it, even furries are a bit much… No, please… Can you two just hold hands and leave the gallery?
ㄴThe reactions are intense LOL
ㄴNo LOL, why does everyone freak out at the sight of a dwarf LOL

Title : Should I press the like button if I like furries?
Starting with me, haha.
Likes: 3,981 Dislikes: 2,829

ㄴWow, damn, hahaha
ㄴThe continent is doomed…
ㄴThe continent… is shutting down…
ㄴHuh?
ㄴSeeing what these bastards are doing, it might as well be doomed.
ㄴFor real, haha
ㄴI’ve lost hope for the continent.
ㄴIt might as well disappear.
ㄴFor real, considering all this, the continent lasted long enough.
ㄴHey Hero !!! Please save us !!! I’ll seriously join your party if you do!!!
ㄴHero : Sorry!!! Even I can’t save us from this!!!!
ㄴNooooooo!!!!!!!

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Title : Something amazing
Bière has a named furry sponsorship system.

ㄴ???
ㄴWhat’s with the sponsorship now?
ㄴSponsorship means sending money.
ㄴNo, I know but why does that even exist?!
ㄴIf you sponsor, they send you merch.

ㄴYou guys should send money too, haha. You’ll get some merch, haha.
ㄴThis is so damn funny, hahaha
ㄴI’m going crazy, haha. *sobs*

ㄴDoesn’t Bière stop this?
ㄴWhy would they stop it?
ㄴ?
ㄴThey’re bringing in so much foreign currency, why stop it, haha
ㄴNo, they turn the shed fur into gold, haha
ㄴHaha, what the hell, hahaha
ㄴIs this really the world I know?
ㄴThe continent is doomed…
ㄴ(Info) It was doomed already.
ㄴSurprisingly, that system’s been around for a while, haha.
ㄴThis is dizzying, haha.

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Title : Wow, look at the fur flying around in the gallery.
What is this?

ㄴThe gallery’s flooded with fur, damn it, haha.
ㄴFor real, haha.
ㄴIt’s covered in fur everywhere, haha.
ㄴThey’re not even hiding it anymore.
ㄴIt’s terrifying, haha.

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Title : Bière’s business sense is insane;;
How did they come up with that?

ㄴAren’t the furries the crazy ones?
ㄴFor real, haha. It’s not Bière that’s crazy.
ㄴBut they keep buying it all, haha.
ㄴSeriously, why do they buy it?
ㄴI wonder what they use it for…
ㄴClearly, you don’t want to know.

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“Why do humans like this kind of stuff?”

“I don’t know.”

Even in Bière, opinions were divided.

Maybe the fur stimulates something in other species….

Or perhaps since other species don’t have fur, they buy it out of envy or find it attractive….

But does such a trivial reason matter when you’re making money?

Even if they didn’t understand, money kept coming in. So, they stopped thinking about it.

“I heard tulips were super expensive once. Is it like that?”

“I don’t know.”

What the heck are tulips anyway? What the heck is fur anyway?

With those thoughts, they gathered the combed-out fur.

They were careful not to mix it with others’ fur.

The key point was to keep the purity high by not mixing furs!

Even the beastfolk didn’t quite know what that meant, but they just catered to the consumers’ demands.

After increasing the purity of the fur, they bundled it up to shape it.

“This is hard.”

As expected of the Myocat Tribe, they were trying to create a cat, but pulling off the character was where the skill came in.

Mixing various colors and preserving the original texture of the fur was the realm of a true artisan.

By creating a perfect item, its value skyrocketed to astronomical levels—that was what “furry goods” were all about!

“Meow.”

The goods crafted through this premiumization process were put up for auction.

[Nyakio’s Sincere Myocat Tribe Goods]

─Starting bid: 1 Gold

As soon as it was listed, the price shot up to the sky.

─Bid price: 5 Gold

─Bid price: 13 Gold

….

…

─Bid price: 73 Gold, 23 Silver

And that wasn’t all!

Massage shops operated by Myocat and Foxfolk across different countries, especially those within the Empire, were booming.

“I don’t understand this.”

“This isn’t something to understand. Just accept it.”

“It’s hard to accept.”

What could possibly make people come in every day, paying several gold coins each time?

All they did was knead shoulders and legs with cat paws, but the prices people were willing to pay were baffling.

Still, it didn’t really matter.

“Business is doing well again today.”

Sales were always hitting new highs!

A portion of the money earned was sent to Bière.

That money steadily piled up in Bière’s treasury.

All the accumulated funds were destined to be used for Bière’s development.

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Kersey counted the money and smiled.

“Hehe, the money is really piling up.”

“…That’s a pretty wicked laugh.”

“Is it?”

Bière’s king, Kun, shook his head in disbelief, while Kersey just smiled.

How could one not be happy when money was growing?

The more the money accumulated, the stronger Bière’s national power became.

But even then, it still felt lacking.

The beastfolk were a race specialized in consumption.

They ate and consumed a lot. For their race to prosper further, Bière needed to grow even larger.

They were ready to spread their influence across the continent and flaunt their fur!

Kersey smiled confidently.

“I’ll squeeze out every last drop.”

In preparation for the day they would take action, Bière had been meticulously refining its internal affairs, and the results were now evident.

With this auction, the beastfolk nation of Bière would develop even further!

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[Bulldak Bokkeum Myun (Spicy Chicken Noodles)]

─Bid price: 1,000,000 Gold

[Mint Chocolate]

─Bid price: 50,000 Gold

[Hawaiian Combination Pizza]

─Bid price: 1,000,000 Gold

[Golden Fried Chicken]

─Bid price: 1,000,000 Gold

These were the thick walls of bids completed by her efforts.

They wouldn’t be shaken easily.

She laughed as she looked at the wall of bids, but then…

“…?”

The corners of her mouth twitched slightly.

[Golden Fried Chicken]

─Bid price: 1,200,000 Gold

Someone had knocked on the wall of bids.

* * *

“Your Majesty, the amount of money we can raise with our treasury is…”

“I’m roughly aware.”

Queen Beatrice of the Osen Kingdom lightly tapped the armrest with her fingers.

The kingdom’s treasury? That was information always stored in her mind.

But how much should she use? This was her deep concern.

‘To repay 1 million gold…’

How many goods would she need to sell?

If they sold new goods exclusively within the Osen Kingdom… How much would the number of visitors to the kingdom increase? Or should they open it up to other countries instead…

No matter how much she calculated and recalculated, she couldn’t be sure.

The more Beatrice ran the numbers, the more complicated her thoughts became.

She had long passed the point where logic could provide an answer.

Should she go for it or not? Should she follow her instincts and take the risk?

As she wrestled with her thoughts, the door to the royal chamber suddenly opened.

“Y-Your Majesty!”

“What is it?”

The royal guard was not one to disregard protocol.

For him to enter without even knocking meant the situation was urgent.

“We’ve received a message from the Empire….”

Beatrice nodded and gestured for him to proceed.

“Bring it in.”

Shortly thereafter, the guard brought in a magical crystal orb.

“What is the matter?”

There was a trace of sharpness in Beatrice’s voice.

But the person on the other end merely smiled lightly.

“I’d prefer if you didn’t overreact.”

It wasn’t a call to pick a fight.

He deliberately maintained a relaxed demeanor, aiming to ease the tension.

“…What’s your game this time?”

“We wish to partner with your kingdom for bidding on some goods.”

“I don’t see why you would need our help.”

Given the Empire’s vast resources, they could easily manage it themselves. She wasn’t wrong.

The Empire had far more money, so there was no need for them to seek the kingdom’s assistance.

‘Still as sharp as ever…’

Though she had hit the mark, he continued without showing it.

“The Empire is considering purchasing the sales rights to the Golden Fried Chicken.”

“And you propose a deal based on that?”

“Exactly.”

“And you think we’ll accept?”

“The terms are tempting enough. It wouldn’t hurt to hear them out before deciding, would it?”

“Amusing. I can’t imagine there would be any conditions that would interest our kingdom…”

“We would sell the chicken within the kingdom and pay half of the profits to the kingdom.”

Beatrice’s eyes twitched slightly at the favorable terms.

“And the catch…?”

“Should you establish a connection with Moderator, you’ll allow the Empire to attempt contact once. Additionally, you’ll share any information you obtain from him with the Empire.”

“…”

“So, what do you think?”

In Beatrice’s mind, countless scales tipped back and forth.

If they didn’t make contact with Moderator, the kingdom would benefit, and even if they did make contact… as long as no crucial information was exchanged, it would still be advantageous.

The meeting wasn’t mandatory, so if Moderator declined, the meeting wouldn’t happen.

There were no real disadvantages for the kingdom.

‘But… this shows just how much they want a connection with Moderator.’

It was clear that they were determined to meet with him, no matter what.

It was a condition made with the distant future in mind.

Part of it was also about placing the kingdom under the Empire’s influence.

However, even setting that aside, the kingdom wouldn’t suffer any significant losses.

“….”

After organizing her thoughts, Beatrice nodded.

“Very well. I’ll accept those terms.”

“Good. We shall proceed as agreed, Your Majesty.”

The Emperor ended the communication through the crystal orb with a confident smile.

And then, he immediately let out a deep sigh.

‘The Queen… she’s always a tough one to deal with.’

Her eyes were always so dull and cold, making it hard to discern what she was thinking.

Facing her gave him the unsettling feeling that his thoughts were being read, making her a fearful presence for the Emperor.

He had expected her to find the terms suspicious and reject them, but she had agreed without hesitation.

From his perspective, it was a favorable outcome.

‘A kingdom cornered into making alliances with other countries is troublesome.’

In that case, it was better to approach first and offer a reasonable deal.

That was why he proposed terms that would allow him to keep both the kingdom and Moderator in check simultaneously.

The Queen herself probably wasn’t sure if contact with the Moderator would happen, so she would find it difficult to refuse.

The Emperor had carefully thought out these conditions.

“Yes… this isn’t bad.”

Now, all that was left was to win the auction as planned.

Although he had placed a bid of 1.2 million gold, he didn’t expect it to stay there.

It was probably already around 1.3 million by now.

He was determined to secure that fried chicken.

He opened the auction site and frowned.

[Golden Fried Chicken]

─Bid price: 1,500,000 gold

“…It’s already gone up this much?”

Shortly after the bid was updated, a post appeared on the gallery.

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─Moderator
Title : Come to think of it,
Am I not allowed to bid too?

[Golden Fried Chicken Sales Rights]

─Bid price: 1,500,000 gold

I bid 1.5 million, yeah.

ㄴWhat the hell is this guy doing, hahaha
ㄴDamn it, hahaha
ㄴWhat’s this self-dealing crap, you bastard, haha
ㄴYou son of a… hahaha

ㄴDude, weren’t you selling it because you didn’t have money to maintain the auction?
ㄴModerator : Nah;; it’s boring without me in the auction;;
ㄴBoring, my ass, you little… hahaha
ㄴHe’s messing up the auction just because he’s bored, hahaha
ㄴAll the bidders are crying now, hahaha
ㄴIsn’t this guy just trying to raise the bid price on purpose?
ㄴFor real, haha

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“Moderator!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Once again, Moderator was causing chaos.