I Received Messages From Future Self!

Chapter 26: Chapter 26 The Three Idiots on the Sled

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“I’ve got this 800,000 in the bag!”

Fang Xiaocao said puffily.

[Hot Noodles: Such a teachable child!]

“Spill it, who’s the murderer?”

Fang Xiaocao sent a message and asked.

[Hot Noodles: What for? You gonna hit them?]

Reading the message from Hot Noodles, Fang Xiaocao was utterly speechless.

“So you’re saying I can’t get past this meme, right?”

Fang Xiaocao said with a roll of her eyes.

Wang Qiang had just brought up the meme, and now Hot Noodles, too; this ‘hitting the murderer’ meme was fast becoming her label.

[Hot Noodles: Can’t get past it, not at all.]

“Forget it, I won’t ask anymore,”

Fang Xiaocao replied with an air of resignation in a voice message.

After putting her phone back on its stand, Fang Xiaocao took a turn and parked the red Range Rover opposite the university.

Fang Xiaocao poked her head out and glanced at the school, just to spot Tiger Girl Su Wanqing.

Not just Su Wanqing, but also her dorm mates, Yun Luoshu and Wen Shi, two sisters.

Seeing this scene, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes.

“Great, they’ve teamed up to treat me like a boss to be farmed.”

Fang Xiaocao murmured to herself.

Although Fang Xiaocao rarely stayed in the dorm, she got along very well with her roommates.

They were all sisters, best girlfriends!

Fang Xiaocao picked up her phone to call Su Wanqing.

“Fang Xiaocao, don’t tell me you’re going to stand me up!”

Su Wanqing answered immediately with a tone of displeasure.

No wonder Su Wanqing was talking about being stood up.

After all, Fang Xiaocao had a history of doing so.

In the past, she had to take on part-time jobs for living expenses, and many jobs were notified by the agency on short notice.

Many times, dorm events that had been planned were ditched last minute by Fang Xiaocao because they clashed with her part-time job.

If it weren’t for knowing that Fang Xiaocao did it for work, Su Wanqing probably would have plastered missing person notices for her in every corner of the school.

“No, no, how dare I?”

Fang Xiaocao said, chuckling.

“Hmph, like you haven’t backed out enough times before?”

Su Wanqing retorted with peevish pride.

“I’m here, come over!”

Not wanting to dwell on the subject, Fang Xiaocao quickly changed the topic.

“You’re here?”

“Where are you?”

Su Wanqing was startled and asked in confusion.

“Look across the street.”

Fang Xiaocao said, then lowered the car window and waved towards the other side of the street.

“What the heck?”

“Where did you get that car from?”

Exclamations of surprise came from Su Wanqing through the phone.

“Hurry over, I’ll tell you in a bit,”

Fang Xiaocao said and then hung up the phone.

It wasn’t long before Su Wanqing, Yun Luoshu, and Wen Shi came running over the pedestrian crossing.

“Xiaocao, have you struck it rich?”

Peering at the red Range Rover, Wen Shi exclaimed.

“Hehe, kind of.”

Fang Xiaocao laughed as she said.

“Why are we still eating hot and spicy soup?”

“Sisters, grab her, don’t let her escape.”

“Tie her up, and we’ll have hot pot instead!”

Tiger Girl Su Wanqing called out exaggeratedly.

Her loud voice caused passersby to turn their heads.

Some concerned citizens even reached for their phones, thinking about calling the police.

“Oh my gosh, Tiger Girl, don’t embarrass us.”

“Quick, get in the car!”

Fang Xiaocao said resignedly.

Feeling the odd stares from the passersby, Fang Xiaocao was getting socially anxious.

Yun Luoshu and Wen Shi hurriedly took Su Wanqing by the arms and forcefully loaded the conspicuous Tiger Girl into the car to prevent her from uttering any more shocking and perspective-shattering words.

The three of them knew all too well what Su Wanqing’s mouth was capable of.

Without control, she could socially annihilate you in a minute.

Fang Xiaocao’s three roommates each had their quirks.

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Su Wanqing, recognized by the whole school as the big Tiger Girl.

Wen Shi, recognized by the whole class as the silly sweetie.

Yun Luoshu, soft and gentle, yet ironically towering at 1.8 meters.

Rated by classmates in the department as the three sled idiots.

Su Wanqing, Husky!

Wen Shi, Samoyed!

Yun Luoshu, Alaska!

Such fitting nicknames, Fang Xiaocao thought to herself, even wanting to award the student who posted it.

“I say, Husky…”

“Pah, Tiger Girl~”

“Can we not embarrass ourselves.”

“Going out with you, we have social anxiety every minute.”

Thinking of their funny moments, Fang Xiaocao accidentally spoke without thinking and called out the wrong name.

“Swipe, swipe, swipe!”

Three pairs of unfriendly eyes simultaneously fixed on Fang Xiaocao.

“My bad, my bad~”

“Cut it out, huh, I’m driving.”

“I’ll treat you to a big meal, order whatever you want!”

Being stared at by the three sled idiots, Fang Xiaocao quickly surrendered and threw out the temptation of food to distract their attention.

Indeed, this trick worked wonders.

The three idiots instantly broke down, forgetting the whole sled idiot incident, and began to discuss intensely what to eat in a while.

“Phew~”

Seeing this scene, Fang Xiaocao breathed a sigh of relief.

Being stared at by the three sled idiots was indeed a bit oppressive.

After a heated discussion with the temporary foodie association, Fang Xiaocao drove to the hot pot restaurant.

Parking the car, Fang Xiaocao hadn’t even turned off the engine when the three sled idiots burst out of the car and dashed towards the hot pot restaurant like wild dogs off their leashes.

“Hey, aren’t you afraid I’ll run off?”

Fang Xiaocao shouted at their retreating backs.

“Dare to run and you’re dead!”

Husky…

Su Wanqing threatened with some wisdom.

Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes, parked the car properly, shut off the engine, and then leisurely walked into the hot pot restaurant.

Upon entering the restaurant, Fang Xiaocao was stunned.

The three sled idiots, when they saw food, truly waited for no one.

In less than ten minutes, the three sled idiots had finished ordering and were sitting at the table, eagerly awaiting the feast.

Looking at the table full of meat rolls, beef tripe, yellow throat, and duck intestines, Fang Xiaocao almost rolled her eyes to heaven.

Meat, they really went for it.

They didn’t touch anything with green leaves.

“I mean, aren’t you going to order some veggies?”

Fang Xiaocao sat down and asked helplessly.

“Vegetables?”

“Who’d eat veggies when there’s meat.”

Samoyed… Wen Shi said with a silly smile.

“Alright, alright, this is how you play, huh.”

“Just wait till it’s your turn to treat.”

Fang Xiaocao dropped a harsh line, picked up her chopsticks, and prepared to join the battle.

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Han Xue walked out of the hospital, looking utterly defeated.

At this moment, she looked haggard.

Gone was her previously spirited demeanor.

In her mind, the doctor’s words kept echoing.

Every word was a critical hit.

“Shen Tao…”

“Qi Yu…”

“Fang Xiaocao…”

“Damn old coffin!”

“It’s all of you, you all deserve to die!”

Han Xue’s gaze gradually became crazed.

With each word, her facial expressions twisted a bit more.

At this moment, Han Xue blamed all her miserable experiences on Fang Xiaocao and the others.

Back home, Han Xue tossed all the medicine prescribed by the hospital into the trash bin, freshened up, put on beautiful makeup, donned the most revealing, sexiest dress from her closet, and sashayed out the door.

Walking in the neighborhood, facing the burning gazes of the male neighbors, regardless of age, Han Xue responded with alluring and seductive glances.

Exiting the neighborhood, Han Xue hailed a cab.

“Driver, to Bar Street.”