chapter 71 - The Kim Yu-seong Countermeasures Committee š¼ļø
The Dark Student Council!
A prestigious student organization that rules over Ichijo Academy from the shadows.
Its leader is none other than Saionji Kumiko, a direct descendant of the Saionji clanāone of Japanās most elite noble families. Even the school chairman trembles at a single word from her, allowing her to wield near-absolute power within the academy.
Currently, the Dark Student Council consists of four members, and the roster is as follows:
President
Saionji Kumiko.
Vice President
Akagi Shinjiro.
Treasurer
Akagi Minami.
Secretary
Kim Yu-seong.
Among them, the secretaryāKim Yu-seongāis widely rumored throughout the academy as the Student Councilās secret weapon.
And for good reason: ever since the second semester of his first year, Kim Yu-seong has earned the title of āStrongest Man in the Academy.ā
No matter how popular a delinquent was in class, they became meek as lambs in his presence. Those who talked behind his back about him being Korean soon found themselves mysteriously transferring to other schools.
At the beginning of his second year, the āClub Crushing Incidentā in which Kim Yu-seong visited every athletic club and challenged them one by one, instantly crushed the rumor that
A man of both brains and brawn, the unparalleled sovereign at the peak of the school caste!
The king of beasts who conquered the jungle that is Ichijo Academy with his fists alone!
That was none other than Kim Yu-seong.
But even someone like Kim Yu-seong had one scandal he could not avoidā
Namely, the āOctopus Legsā suspicion.
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"Then, letās begin the First Meeting of the Kim Yu-seong Countermeasures Committee."
One quiet afternoon in June.
Since today was a day without club activities, the three members gathered in the Student Council room without Kim Yu-seong present, holding a secret meeting.
Vice President of the Student Council and chair of todayās Kim Yu-seong Countermeasures Committee, Akagi Shinjiro, stood before a rolling whiteboard. On it, heād pinned various photos and data heād personally collected using magnets and scribbled notes densely in black marker. With a serious expression, he began explaining:
"Currently, there are already seven girls around or involved with Kim Yu-seong. Itās time for you, milady, to start feeling a sense of crisis."
Saionji Kumiko, fingers interlaced and chin resting atop them, responded:
"But Kim Yu-seong hasnāt shown any clear interest in anyone yet. At this point, isnāt this just us getting ahead of ourselves?"
BANG!!
Akagi Shinjiro slammed the desk and spoke passionately.
"That mindset is unacceptable, milady! With that kind of naive attitude, youāll never survive this ruthless game of chicken!"
"ShāShinji?"
Contrary to his usual loyal demeanor, Shinjiro was acting different today.
But it all stemmed from his earnest concern for his lady.
Having played all sorts of games since childhood, he knew.
If she kept holding this vague position, she would be the first to be eliminated in this brutal race.
"You may think you still have a year left, milady, but you must realize itās only a year! If the first semester ends like this with no progress between you and Kim Yu-seong, then youāll end up in the Hora mo zenzen position!"
"HāHora mo zenzen?"
"It means youāll be a losing heroine in the race!"
DUUUN!
Shocked by her retainerās blunt truth, Saionji Kumikoās expression twisted belatedly.
Watching quietly until now, Akagi Minami added her own comment.
"I also agree with my brother. You and Kim Yu-seong are currently in a very ambiguous relationship. Too close to be mere upperclassman and underclassman, but not quite lovers either."
"IāIf I just keep progressing slowlyā¦"
"You first met Kim Yu-seong last September, milady. You havenāt forgotten that, right?"
"ā¦ā¦."
At Minamiās pointed reminder, Saionji Kumiko fell silent.
It was the day she had secretly escaped from her mansion to experience commoner life and ran into Kim Yu-seong by coincidence.
Back then, she had been so shy she couldnāt even meet his eyes, but now they could talk comfortably.
If there was anyone who had undergone the most change in the past year thanks to Kim Yu-seong, it would be Saionji Kumiko herself.
"Itās already been over half a year since he joined the Student Council. Last year, you forced him to give up other club activities so you could spend more time together, but this year thatās no longer an option. Itās time to start getting anxious, milady."
Unlike before, now he had more rivals surrounding him.
"ā¦ā¦."
Though different from her brother Shinjiro, Minamiās advice also came from a place of loyalty.
And because Saionji Kumiko understood that, she was able to make a decision.
"ā¦Alright. Then letās hear it. Shinjiro."
"Thank you for trusting me, milady."
Akagi Shinjiro gave a deep bow, then began his full briefing on the whiteboard.
"The surge of girls around Kim Yu-seong began with this blonde transfer student."
He pointed his stick at the photo of a blonde, mixed-race girl pinned at the top of the board.
"Name: Kishimoto Rika. The only daughter of famous mangaka Kishimoto Musashi. A half-Japanese girl with a British mother. As you can see, she has striking looks and is used to grooming herself. She previously worked as a reader model and has outstanding talent in fashion and accessories. I believe youāve met her before, milady."
Seeing the familiar face, Saionji Kumiko nodded.
"Yes. Our personalities didnāt match at all."
"With her carefree attitude, her ease of approaching both sexes, her killer figure and stunning faceāeven the stone-faced Kim ā Nоvеlιght ā (Read the full story) Yu-seong would find her interesting as a woman."
"ā¦Alright. Noted as a person of interest. Whoās next?"
Next, Shinjiro pointed to a red-haired, athletic-looking girl.
"Name: Tojo Karen. The only daughter of Tojo Naoto, the sixth boss of the Toseikaiāthe oldest yakuza group in the Kanto region. She inherited his bright red hair and outstanding athletic ability. Height is about the same as yours, milady, but her bust is considerably smaller. While some may say flat chests are a status symbol, in the end a womanās greatest weapon is her chest. You can afford to be less cautious here."
"A small fry. Next."
"Name: Alexandra Ivanovna Romanova. A Russian exchange student who recently came to Japan through your own sister-school exchange program, milady. According to classmates, she goes by Sasha. Her father, Ivan Vladimirovich Romanov, is the head of a global conglomerate called Easter Egg Companyāequal in power to the Saionji Zaibatsu. Sheās supposedly of true Romanov blood."
"Iāve summoned a tigerā¦"
"Unfortunately, thatās how it is. Out of everyone mentioned so far, she has the most formidable background. Frankly speaking, she overlaps with your character profile, milady."
"You didnāt have to point it out, okay?!"
"My apologies."
Even as he bowed, Shinjiro pressed on.
"Still, she is without a doubt the most dangerous out of all the women. While others are still testing the waters like you, milady, she supposedly confessed to Kim Yu-seong right after transferring."
"WāWhat was Kim Yu-seongās reply?"
"Itās unclear. He mightāve taken it as a Russian joke. He didnāt give a clear answer."
"ā¦Thatās a relief."
Minami chimed in slyly.
"Milady, are you relieved right now?"
"WhāWho said that?!"
Saionji Kumiko flailed, denying it, while Minami gave her trademark sneaky smile and added, āNever mind, then.ā
"Next is Mizuki Nanae, the new teacher this year."
"ā¦Why is a teacher on this list?"
"Based on testimony that she blushes whenever she hears Kim Yu-seongās voice, I thought there was potential and added her."
"His voice is nice. Iāve even thought about recording it to listen to before bed."
"ā¦Milady."
As Shinjiro looked at her with pity, Saionji Kumiko belatedly realized her slip of the tongue and blushed furiously.
"IāI didnāt actually do it, okay?!"
To protect the privacy of his beloved lady, Shinjiro quickly moved on to the next candidate.
"Next, Minato Naoya. A current actress and idol recently grouped with others of similar age for a project."
"Oh, Iāve seen her. Sheās in a lot of commercials lately. ā¦But she likes Kim Yu-seong too?"
Shinjiro pushed up his glasses with his middle finger and nodded heavily.
"āLikesā might be an understatementāshe practically worships him."
He read aloud from the private detective report he had obtained.
"According to this, Minato Naoya hired a PI right after enrolling to receive regular photo updates of Kim Yu-seong. Hacking her PC and smartphone search history suggests sheās a severe muscle fetishist. Sheās more in love with his muscles than his face."
"ā¦Now heās seducing girls with his muscles?"
Saionji Kumiko muttered in disbelief, and Minami nodded beside her.
"The first one who fell for him was me⦠I canāt believe things got this complicated. At this point, I could believe itās fate playing tricks on me."
"Thatās exactly why I said we canāt stand idle anymore."
Finally feeling that his lady and sister understood him, Shinjiro was moved.
Holding back tears, he pointed to the final name on the whiteboard.
"Last is Ayase Satsukiāthe person whoās known Kim Yu-seong the longest."
"Huh? Wasnāt that me?"
"Unfortunately, sheās been in the same class with him since the first semester of first year. That means sheās the only rival who knows Kim Yu-seongās past."
"No wayā¦"
"But, silver liningāthereās been no sign of her showing romantic interest. Sheās just the one he talks to most easily in class, so sheās here as a placeholder. She could drop off the list at any time. There is one odd detail, but it seems unrelated, so Iāll skip the explanation."
After Akagi Shinjiroās long, long briefing ended, Saionji Kumiko, dazed by the endless flood of new faces, sipped the green tea Minami had prepared to calm herself.
"Iāll give you credit, Shinji, for gathering all this info. But donāt tell me this is all youāve got?"
Shinjiroās glasses flashed as he grinned.
"Of course not. This was just the prologue."
With that, Akagi Shinjiro rolled the whiteboard aside and projected a prepared image onto the blank white wall.
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Project S.U.V
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"Project S.U.V�"
Saionji Kumiko murmured in a trance, and Akagi Shinjiro solemnly nodded.
"This summer, milady, you must conquer Kim Yu-seong."
Otherwise⦠there is no hope.