I watched the short video of Genshin Impact and the character broke his defense.

I have to say that

Lin Yi was very diligent at home.

While the girls were taking a shower, he washed the sheets and quilt covers and replaced them with new ones. He also cleaned the house.

These tasks would never be done by poppies..

The most she can do is turn the sweeping robot on and off, which makes her laugh like crazy!

Poppy is a typical lazy person who can be so lazy that he can selectively ignore garbage under his feet. He will even complain about why these things can't explode and become brand new?

And then I'm curious why Lin Yi is so cheating, why does he still have to clean the house himself?

Isn't it something that can be easily solved with a cleaning magic?

Lin Xin was dumbfounded by this question at first.

What you said makes sense!

Is it because I'm used to it?

Poppy complained:

"How can magic be such an inconvenience!

Lin Yi had to correct this :

"You are right, but your husband and I use real magic!"

After some cleaning and secondary processing by magic, the whole house had a completely new look.

Since there were no Fu Nina's clothes at home,

Lin Xin opened the portal and went to Fu Nina's bedroom to get a bunch of them.

By the way,!

Because this is the real world, and what is different from games and anime is that all the sand sculpture group friends, other real NPCs, or characters who have not joined the group basically change their clothes every now and then.

No. There is a characteristic of game animations where a character only has one piece of clothing for several years.

Of course, there are indeed people who don’t like to change clothes.

It’s not that they don’t like to change.

It should be said that there are many pieces of the same clothes and the same style.

Changed and not. It doesn’t make any difference.

For example, Catherine.

Well, she is the one in all the countries in Teyvat, from the Adventurers Association.

Your communication with her every day is:

"towards the stars………Thank u……"ninety-two"…"Yes, that Catherine.

Lin Yi has observed that

Catherine does wear the same set of clothes every day.

Maybe the robot doesn't need to change clothes so diligently.

As for other characters, they change clothes more diligently.

Especially the female characters, they really change every day!

Even a Fontaine superstar like Funina can sometimes wear the same clothes three times a day, morning, noon and night!

Of course, male characters are not so diligent, and

Bennett cannot be changed once a week.

As Mondstadt's richest brother, Diluc can be replaced every two or three days.

Even the young master, who seems to only know how to fight, changes clothes diligently, especially the scarves. Although the colors are bright, the patterns are different!

In the living room,

Huanlong was standing next to a few people in a new maid uniform, looking like she was really taking her job as a maid seriously.

Although Funina was used to multi-person sports, she was still a little uncomfortable seeing Huanlong.

She couldn't help but ask again:

"So that means………

Is this Huanlong made by you?"

"yes. Lin

Yi nodded.

Funina became even more confused:

"So is she still considered Huanlong? Lin

Yi continued to answer:

"Why doesn't it count?

If the fragments of Huanlong become regular and strengthened, is it not Huanlong?"

Funina nodded as if she understood:

"All right………

You are awesome and everything you said is right!

What about Huanlong in the group?

She should still exist, right?"

Shen He also asked aloud:

"Want to kill her?

Then there is only one Huanlong!"

Yu Meiren said:

"Wouldn't it be better to absorb her?

What does it say in the game?

Fusion card? Lin

Yile said:

"You play less Yu-Gi-Oh!"

Then Lin Yi looked at Huanlong:

"What do you think about the other one?"

Huanlong said very politely:

"It's all up to the owner, I don't have any objections"

"have a look!

This is called a professional maid!

Then it’s super fusion! Lin

Yi clapped his hands, then opened the light curtain and said:

"I don’t know who was ticking me just now.………

Let me see which beast it is………

Oh, it’s Nilu………

That’s okay!"

Lin Xin glanced at the avatar and swallowed back the unspoken word"birth".

Forget it, it's okay to say that the brother is born, but forget it that the wife is born!

Let's see what Nilu said.

It can't be Do you want to be in a hurry to commit yourself?

To be honest,

Lin Yi saved Nilu's whole family!

If Lin Yi hadn't let Huanlong use the time stone to turn back time,

Nilu would be the protagonist of the novel now!

Although the protagonists of the novels written by Lin Xin are not orphans, because the main reason is that Lin Xin himself is not an orphan, there are still many protagonists who are orphans in some special worldviews.

Even in early novels, as long as the protagonist is He must be an orphan, otherwise where did the nickname of the Diantian Orphanage come from?

Today's novels are much better, at least the protagonist's parents are still alive.

Therefore, according to the saying of Senior Zhou Shuren who saved his father's life in exchange for his life,

Lin Xin saved his father again. To save her mother again, why can't Nilu just send her to her door in person?

In the private chat box, it didn't take long for Nilu to poke Lin Yi again.

【Nilu: Is Mr. Lin Xin here?】

【Lin Yi: No, unless you call me husband】

【Nilu:………】

【Nilu: Great, Mr. Lin Xin, I have finally contacted you!】

【Nilu: That’s right!】

【Nilu: Our flower god’s birthday festival has begun!】

【Nilu: Please thank Mr. Lin Xin for your honor!】

【Lin Yi: Call your husband first】

【Nilu:………】

【Nilu: Mr. Lin Xin, stop joking………】

【Nilu: I'm just an ordinary girl.】

【Nilu: Neither is she a disciple of an immortal like Miss Shen He.】

【Nilu: It’s not like Lady Funina, who is a god of a country.】

【Nilu: Not even an elf like Miss Yu】

【Nilu: But I am still grateful to Mr. Lin Xin for helping us!】

【Nilu: Yesterday, the stragglers were………After that, we successfully rescued the little Lucky Grass King!】

【Lin Yi: Rescued?】

【Lin Yi: Your great guardian didn’t stop you?】

【Lin Yi: Where are the doctors?】

【Lin Yi: Yesterday, I was only thinking about being Funina and forgot about being his cunt.】

【Nilu: Be Funina?】

【Lin Yi: You don’t need to worry about these details】

【Nelu: Okay………】

【Nilu: When we rescued the little Lucky Grass King yesterday, we didn’t see the Doctor and the Great Guardian.】

【Nilu: No one came to stop us. It feels very strange.………】

【Lin Yi: Be careful, they two will jump out and snatch Nasida away today!】

【Lin Yi: Wait a minute………】

Lin Yi turned to look at Huanlong:

"You saw just one straggler yesterday?"

Huanlong was about to answer, then Lin Xin patted Fu Nina's thigh, and

Fu Nina exclaimed in a low voice:

"Ouch~

What are you doing!"

"It's okay,

I just remembered why I asked Huanlong?

Is it not good for me to directly ask the skirmishers?"

Lin Xin rubbed Funina's smooth white thighs, and then drew a portal.

The other end of the door was the toilet and bathroom.

Lin Xin took a closer look and was stunned.

"? ? ?

Where's the urn for the skirmisher?"

Lin Xin turned around and looked at Silly Fufu and Shen He who were taking a bath.

"Didn't you notice it when you took a shower? Silly

Fufu thought for a while and replied:

"Are you talking about the powder in the black bag?

I poured it into the toilet………

Then the water was pumped away………"

Lin Qi looked at Funina's expression as if she were looking at a stupid spore.

May I ask how you manage to be both stupid and not stupid?

It's really hard on you to jump back and forth between the two!

"………"

The poppy burst out laughing:

"Aren't those the ashes of stragglers?

Did you flush the ashes of the stragglers down the toilet?"

"ah? ? ?"

Funina was shocked!

"You haven’t fastened the bag or marked it!

When Shen He and I took a shower, we saw that we were all wet inside!

Then I dumped her………"

Huanlong volunteered:

"Do you need me to get them back? Owner?"

"Need not………"

Lin Yi stretched out his hand and pinched Funina's face gently, and then asked:

"You won't throw away the bag too, right? Shen

He coughed and said:

"You threw it. Lin

Yi was stunned again. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Then he waved his hand:

"That's okay.

Just throw it away.

It's just the ashes of stragglers anyway.………

Originally, I wanted to tell the group that I had developed a new color.

What a macho pink!

I have some casual fans here!"

The poppy immediately complained:

"It's too hellish………"

Then I thought about it:

"oh………

Is it a skirmisher?

That's okay."

Shen He also nodded:

"really[]

That's okay."

Funina asked:

"Then Lin Yi, why did you ask this in the first place?"

"I don't want to ask the skirmishers what kind of aircraft the doctor and Azar are working on."

Lin Yi spread his hands, showing his true qualities as a deputy goat:

"Now that the ashes are all gone,

I don’t bother to ask."

Then Lin Yi continued to communicate with Nilu:

【Lin Yi: I thought about it】

【Lin Yi: We can’t let Azar and the doctor do anything crazy again!】

【Nilu: That’s right!】

【Nilu: Everyone thinks so too!】

【Nelu: Whether it’s Mr. Elhaysen or Mr. Ayato Kamisato, even the three gods think so.】

【Nilu: They always feel that the Great Sage will not give up easily!】

【Nelu: But the doctor can’t say for sure.】

【Nelu: I heard Mr. Diluc say that although the doctor is crazy, he is also a very rational person. 】

If a scientist is irrational, what kind of scientist would he be?

That’s called a great god in the field of civil sciences!

【Lin Yi: Anyway, I will find a way when the time comes.】

【Nilu: Will Mr. Lin Xin come?】

【Nilu: Mr. Little Lucky Grass King also wants to express his gratitude to you personally!】

【Lin Yi: Don’t worry, I will definitely come 0......】

After finishing the private chat with Nilu,

Lin Sui thought for a while, took out the time gem, and rewinded time in a certain area alone.

Soon, a pile of powder appeared on the wooden floor, and then the powder turned into a powder again. Only a skirmisher.

Under the gaze of several girls, the skirmisher blinked and was about to speak when

Lin Yi said:

"A few more milliseconds………"

Then the skirmishers turned into a pile of powder

【Scaramucci joins group chat】

【Scaramucci left the group chat. 】

The sand sculpture group members in the group looked at the group prompt that appeared again and fell into deep thought.

Then Lin Yi drew a portal again and transported this bunch of scattered powder into the universe.

He didn't know what kind of galaxy it was.

There were probably less than tens of billions of stars here.

Lin Yi checked it and found that there was no life.

It should be a small galaxy that has just been born.

Then he stretched out his hand and shook it. The entire galaxy was held in Lin Yi's hand.

Lin Yi added the skirmisher powder into it and squeezed it hard.

He continued to pour in energy and reshape it microscopically. , a bunch of new stragglers formed!

Then Lin Yi returned home with this new straggler fan.

Looking at some girls, he said:

"My husband will do a trick for you. Lin

Yi sprinkled the powder in his hand:

"Come to life!

My great boy!"

The dust quickly formed in the air, first like silver liquid metal, then gradually turned into human skin color, and finally formed into a straggler!

Funina was the first to complain:

"What about his one?"

The poppy touched her chin:

"Is this male or female?"

Shen He asked directly:

"Is this a new way to humiliate stragglers? Lin

Yi pointed at the straggler who still had his eyes closed at this time and said:

"Skirmishers are a gender.

Although this gender looks like a man, it is not a woman, and it cannot penetrate or have a penis.

It is a brand new life that I made up!

Let’s call him Lei Wuji from now on!"

The poppy rolled her eyes:

"Is it Lei Wuji or Lei Wuji? Shen

He looked at the chat group and said:

"There is no group prompt this time.

Is it the same as Huanlong?"

Huanlong couldn't help but look at the stragglers.

Are they his new colleagues?

Probably not.………

It’s probably the owner’s bad taste!

Lin Yi nodded and said:

"Almost, although the performance is not as good as Huanlong, the messenger is not his opponent.

From now on, he will be our gatekeeper!"

Funina said speechlessly:

"You just said he was your great eldest son………

Now he's the gatekeeper again? Lin

Xin argued:

"What's wrong with the door?

Can't it be my son looking at the gate?

I remember there were a bunch of sons in my college dormitory back then!

Besides, what about an unfilial son?

Isn’t it appropriate for an unfilial son to go and see the gate?"

Then Lin Yi activated this brand new skirmisher.

The skirmisher opened his eyes, showing an expression of innocence and confusion.

Then he looked at Lin Yi, and a sense of oppression and obedience came from the depths of his soul. , the skirmishers immediately bowed ninety degrees to Lin Yi:

"Father!"

"Um.

Now tell me what the doctor and Azar's cards are."

A few minutes later, although this skirmisher retained the memory of the previous generation of skirmishers, it was already a brand-new skirmisher and confessed all the trump cards of the doctor and Azar.

After listening to this, Lin Yi suddenly realized

"No wonder………

Two fucking lucky guys.………"

Lin Yi snapped his fingers, and the skirmisher immediately turned into a Shiba Inu

"Woof woof woof?"

"You go and kill the great sage!"

"Woof!"

The poppy raised her forehead:

"6!"

Seeing a Shiba Inu wearing a bamboo hat and a kimono, with a samurai sword in its mouth, walking into the portal on four dog legs,

Funina rubbed her eyes vigorously, and then looked towards Lin Yi:

"Didn't you just say that Skirmishers are your great eldest son?

Now how did you turn him into a dog? and………

Why does this dog look so naive?………

It makes me want to rua rua!"

Lin Yi spread his hands again:

"how?

Can’t a dog’s son be a son?

Just tell me if this is a big deal!"

Shen He couldn't help but nodded:

"It is indeed a brand new way to humiliate stragglers."

Funina suddenly thought of something and immediately asked:

"Wait, yesterday there were not a bunch of people in the group who wanted revenge, but now they see that the skirmisher has turned into a dog, will they still be able to take action?

Doesn't this become dog abuse?"

Yu Meiren said:

"fine.

The worst he could do was turn the scattered soldiers into human forms when seeking revenge.

This was not difficult for Lin Yi. Lin

Yi nodded:

"My wife is right.

A skirmisher who cannot switch between human and dog forms is not a good dog."