I watched the short video of Genshin Impact and the character broke his defense.

How can a straggler be a dog?

The good thing is that it doesn’t even need to eat!

If you don’t eat, you won’t have a bowel movement, and if you don’t have a bowel movement, you won’t eat the bowels.

The good thing is that it doesn’t need to be taken out for a walk!

After all, as a top-notch smart dog doll, born in the explosion of tens of billions of stars, the straggler dog already has excellent loyalty and self-management capabilities.

It can walk itself and will not cause trouble and bite people!

After all, not all skirmishers are skirmishers from Teyvat!

Skirmisher: But I am made of Teyvat skirmishers?

That being said, but there is still 99.9% of the infinitely looping nine component that is the energy of the galaxy in our universe here on Earth?

So you are an Earth skirmisher! Lin Ji didn't want to choose an answer to Paimon's sharp question , so he gave the soldier a warning to crawl away quickly and followed his instructions to wash his mouth. Then Lin Xin looked at the sand sculpture group friends present. There were many people here whom Lin Xin had met in the game but not in the real world. Mainly some male sand sculpture group friends. After all, Lin Xin wouldn't be so bored that he would meet his male troll friends offline. When there is no system, it has already entered the field base on the earth. Why do you still have to have sex with men when you have a system? Don’t underestimate the system, Mr. Zha! But that's not to say that Lin Qi doesn't need a good brother. Although it's best for a good brother to be a girl, it's not impossible to be a good brother who isn't a girl. For example, someone like Jing Yuan can be a good brother. Although his strength is not good in the eyes of Lin Yi now, Jing Yuan has a good personality and is good at talking on the Internet! If you complain about it, you are still a master, a master, a master! Moreover, Jingyuan also attaches great importance to friendship, which is so damn suitable for him to be a good brother! It's a pity that this good brother is not in Xumi now. If he had to settle for less, Zhongli could be a good brother, but this good brother was not used to talking dirty and was serious every day. Good female brothers must be Xingbao and Yingmei. If you let it go, you can evolve from a good brother to a good wife in the future. This is a real good brother! The current Grand Bazaar can be said to be particularly lively. After all, this is the first time Nasida has attended the Flower Goddess Festival held to celebrate her birthday. Strictly speaking, this is indeed Nasida's birthday. At the same time, it should also be the death anniversary of the previous grass god, King Daci Shu. After all, it was Nasida who was born after the death of King Daci Shu. Soon, accompanied by Xingbao and Yingmei, Nasida appeared in the Grand Bazaar. From the beginning, Balabala introduced the surrounding friends. Every name introduced would cause warm cheers from the citizens of Xumi City. After the introduction , After the three, oh, four gods in the finale, the last person introduced as the main character is Lin Yi. When it was Lin Yi's turn, the cheers reached a climax. After all, everyone in Xumi now knew that although the people introduced earlier were also very powerful, Lin Yi was even more of a heavyweight! After all, if it weren't for Lin Xin, Xumi City would still be half a ruined city! After introducing all the sand sculpture friends, it was the much-anticipated Flower Goddess Festival. Nilu performed a beautiful dance for everyone. It was the first time she danced in front of Nasida. Nilu was actually quite nervous, but fortunately After all, Nilu is also a competition-oriented contestant. After getting over the initial nervousness, she gradually got better and even asked Nasida to come up and dance with her! The atmosphere suddenly became very lively! And at this time!

"Um?"

Several mercenaries from the thirty-man regiment who were patrolling outside the gate of the Grand Bazaar noticed a sudden commotion among the crowd at the end of the street.

People were hiding in all directions, pushing and shoving, as if they were avoiding something.

The black one Human figure.

This human figure is very tall, and his whole body is covered by an unknown black flowing substance, covering his entire body. He is holding a black long sword in his hand. It seems that the material is exactly the same as the material on his body, as if he is alive. Fluctuations and flows.

However, due to the distance, his face could not be seen clearly for the time being.

As the crowd dispersed, the suspicious man gradually approached, and a face was revealed under the black hood, a very familiar face to everyone. Face

"Great Guardian?!"

That's right!

This is the former Great Guardian Azar!

Several mercenaries from the Thirty-man Group look at me and I look at you.

It seems that they are coming from bad intentions!

Before yesterday, the Great Guardian Azar He is still the actual person in power of Sumeru.

But after yesterday, he has become a thief and traitor of Sumeru. He is wanted for a fee in all of Tiwat.

And although Azar gave people the impression of being arrogant and cunning in the past, he is indeed He is not good at martial arts and does not have the eyes of God.

After all, in Azar's words————

Wisdom is the sage’s strongest weapon!

But today Hazard was uncharacteristically different!

Not only was he dressed in black, he also held a sword in his hand! unusual!

This is nine out of ten abnormal!

Several mercenaries quickly stepped forward with guns drawn and blocked Azar's way.

Azar opened his mouth slightly and made a low voice:

"Get out of the way, my target is not you, if you want to survive, get out of here!"

The mercenaries looked at each other again, and then the leader said:

"We also have principles!

And as long as we win you, we will also receive generous rewards in addition to commission!"

Hearing this,

Azar showed a contemptuous smile:

"This dead end is your own choice!"

However, before Azar could make any move, the mercenary led by him decisively dropped the gun in his hand, then pushed open the door of the Grand Bazaar, and then led several of his subordinates who dropped their guns in a similar manner. He ran away!

As he ran, he shouted super loudly:

"The despicable traitor Azar has invaded the Grand Bazaar!"

"………"

Azar was stunned as he raised the black sword in his hand.

Oops!

Very clever!

Among the people who didn't understand what was going on, the patrol leader shouted and ran in the direction of the sand sculpture friends.

One of his subordinates said in confusion:

"Brother!

What are we running for?

Just like you said, we can get generous rewards if we take him down!"

The patrol captain hit back and gave this stupid man a big slap in the face because he was smarter than his subordinates.

He scolded him:

"Stupid pig? You!

He dared to fight here alone, which shows that he didn't take those gods and guests seriously at all!

Let's go up and die! ?

Isn't it right that you didn't see his condition? ?

We have to play it by ear!"

Another subordinate who was not very smart asked:

"How to act by ear?"

The villain Dezhi reminded everyone and answered:

"It depends on whether the despicable and shameless traitor Azar has already invaded the Grand Bazaar, or whether the great new god king of Xumi, His Excellency Azar, is about to descend on his loyal Order.………"

Several of his subordinates were stunned, then understood, and then gave their big brother a thumbs up:

"Brother!

You are this!"

Besides the stage of Zubair Theater,

Lin Su, who was watching Nilu's performance with his three wives as if showing off, looked away from Nilu's graceful dancing posture and looked in the direction of the gate of the Grand Bazaar:

"The devil washes away paranoia."

Outside the Zubair Theater, outside the crowd, the Shiba Inu, which was tied by a dog chain under a pillar, also raised its head from the dog basin on the ground and barked, and then heard Someone kept repeating something like"Azar" came in.

Soon, several mercenaries from the Thirty-Man Group rushed over, squeezed through the crowd, and said loudly:

"Mr. Little Lucky Grass King!

Something bad is happening!

Azar called in!"

This is just like the little monster in"Journey to the West" who went to report to his king that Sun Wukong was coming.

Nilu, who was dancing, changed her movements when she heard the sound. (Reading Baoshuang novel, she flew up Lu Novel Network!)

The surrounding crowd also began to become restless, and the sand sculpture group members were stunned.

March 7th said with some confusion:

"Is Azar really a great sage?"

Xing asked:

"Why do you ask?

March 7 explained :

"Lin Yi is here now!

How dare he show up?"

Elhaysen said:

"This is a problem I have mentioned both offline and in the group before.

Azar must have new methods!"

Funina poked Lin Yi's shoulder:

"What do you think?"

"I see with my eyes"[]

Funina punched Lin Xin:

"climb!"

Lin Yi was right.

He was indeed planning to see with his eyes!

A mirror space was suddenly formed, which directly enveloped Azar alone.

A portal was opened, directly transporting Azar and the mirror space. In the universe, of course the Earth's universe, in the Andromeda Galaxy about 2.54 million light-years away from the Earth, then a straggler dog that broke free of the leash also rushed in with a"bark, woof, woof," and in the sand sculpture group friends He was so dumbfounded that he walked upright on his hind legs, then got bigger and bigger, and got taller and taller.

In fact, it was not that high, and finally turned into a skirmisher!

The sand sculpture in the group who was watching Gui Naifen's live broadcast The group of friends were shocked!

【Jing Yuan: Is this a straggler that turned into a dog, or a dog that turned into a straggler? ?】

【Fu Xuan: It’s not important, okay?………】

【Yae Shenzi: Did you really turn Guobeng into a dog?】

【Shadow: Let me tell you why there is a feeling that is both familiar and strange at the same time………】

【Yae Shenzi: He actually rushed over to him without seeing the shadow.】

【film:………】

Yingbao couldn't help but think of Lin Yi's words about this straggler dog eating shit.………

Combined with the fact that dogs like to stick out their tongues and lick………

Hard!

Shadow Treasure’s fist is hard!

【Shadow: If he dares to pounce on me, I will definitely give him a knife.】

【March 7: Oh my god!】

【March 7: The dog becomes a living person!】??

【March 7: He was still such a little dog just now!】

【March 7:"Whoosh" and turned into a straggler!】

【Star: There’s even a dog tail and dog ears………】

【Arataki Yidou: Hahaha!!!】

【Arataki Yidou: I'm afraid it's not the Goro brothers!】

【Goro:………】

【Coral Palace Xinhai: The color is indeed very similar to Goro!】

【Xier: Wulang, you are not the same type as this straggler, are you?】

【Goro: This topic is so disrespectful!】

【Goro: That’s right………My zodiac sign is indeed Shiba Inu………】

【Goro: But I am a human, not a dog!】

【Kuki Shinobu: Let’s talk about it………】

【Kuki Shinobu: Miss Hina from Yaedo seems to be a dog too………】

【Kuki Shinobu: Sorry, that may be a bit ambiguous.………】

【Lin Yi: You want to say she’s a bitch, right?】

【Arataki fights: Lin Yi! You must not have any ideas about Miss Xina!】

【Lin Yi:? ? ?】

【Goro: I know this lady】

【Goro: I heard that he is the author of a column that is very popular recently. He seems to be from the column"Monthly Business"】

【Arataki Ito: That’s right!】

【Arataki Yidou: I am telling you!】

【Arataki Ito: If you have any troubles, you can try to contribute to the Q&A column of"Xianshi Monthly"!】

【Arataki Yito: Friends from other worlds can ask me to pass it on to you!】

【Arataki Ito: All in all, Miss Hina will definitely give you a heart-warming answer!】

【Arataki Yidou: Thanks to her, my soul is no longer confused!】

【Arataki Yidou: Ah, by the way, I also signed up for Ms. Hina’s offline meeting!】

【Arataki Yidou: Alas! Why does this day go by so slowly!】

【Kuki Shinobu: Boss………Do you have enough money to survive?】

【Xier: Is it no longer about living but about survival?】

【Yae Shenzi: Thank you kid for supporting our Miss Hina from Yae Hall.~！】

【March 7: Do you still want to chase stars when you are so poor?】

【Xing: Why don’t you keep something good for yourself?】

【Arataki Yidou: You don’t understand Miss Hina!】

【Arataki Ito: She is really that kind of person………A very special kind………】

【Goro: I also heard my soldiers mention this Miss Xina.………】

【Goro: It is said that he is indeed a very warm and considerate person.】

【Arataki Ito: So you can't compare Skirmishers with Miss Hina!】

【Sylva: No one compares Skirmishers with Xina, right?………】

【Arataki Yidou: You can’t even compete with Goro!】

【Arataki Yito: Although I have only met this guy Goro a few times.………】

【Arataki Ito: But this guy is already my friend!】

【Goro: Ah………thank you………】

【Xing: So, this straggler and this Azar have been facing each other for several minutes.………】

【Xing: When will they take action?】

【Xing: I want to see the two of them bleed like rivers of blood!】

【Zhongli: The sword in the hand of this former Great Guardian is very strange.】

【Shadow: I actually felt a kind of oppression from it………】(Li’s) [Lin Yi: Just feel suppressed.】

【Lin Yi: His ability and confidence come from this sword】

【Lin Yi: What kind of bullshit luck does Mahler Gobi have to win this one?】

【Shadow: Do you recognize this sword?】

【Lin Yi: We know each other so well】

【Lin Yi: This is the sword of a king in an extremely powerful universe.】

【Lin Yi: This sword is called the Sword of Symbiosis. It is also called the God-killing Sword, the Black Death Sword, the Cutter of Realms, the Sharpness that Annihilates All Creatures, etc.】

【Lin Yi: It was originally built by the king of symbiotes, but this king was defeated in a fight with the enemy.】

【Lin Yi: This sword was picked up by a person who hates gods.】

【Lin Yi: Then relying on this sword, this ordinary person directly evolved from being weak to a combat power that is close to the level of a great god.】

【Lin Yi: One person slaughtered many divine realms】

【Lin Yi: I didn’t expect that Azar would actually draw this sword.………】

【Funina: Can the skirmishers beat him?】

【Lin Yi: Of course I can’t win. Baby, what are you thinking about?】

【March 7: If we can't win, why don't you send skirmishers?】

【Lin Yi: Otherwise?】

【Lin Yi: As the saying goes, when beating a dog, you still need to look at the owner.】

【Lin Yi: Now that Azar hit my dog, didn’t he give me a chance to take action?】

【film:? ? ?】

【Jing Yuan: You know how to create opportunities for yourself. 】

Then in the live broadcast screen.

After a few minutes of confrontation, a man and a dog started talking.

On a deserted planet, the mirror space has disappeared.

Azar walked out with his sword and looked at the skirmishers:

"｀Isn’t this the god I once was?

I thought you were dead, but it turned out that you took refuge in Lin Yitai, but it doesn't matter.

Since there is no god in Sumeru, let me be the god!

I am the new God of Wisdom!"

Then Azar changed the subject:

"As for you,

Lin Xin's lackey,

I will bury you and your master Lin Xin with this sword!

Just take the first step!".