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Things You Should Never Ask About

Before you ask someone a question, remember that there are some things you shouldn't ask about—unless you have a death wish.

A woman's age → (She's already cleaning your blood off the floor.)

A man's salary → (He'll sell your organs to make up for it.)

A joke about a goose in front of a goose → (You'll be swimming with the fish soon.)

Why Lucifer lives in a one-room apartment with Raphael → (They'll kill you before you find out.)

"Hey kid, do you want some candy?" → (The FBI already has a sniper trained on you.)

Ask a blood priest how many humans he's killed → (Expect to be crucified at your front door.)

Ask a doctor if there's a discount → (He'll make you so poor that he'll be the one buying you.)

Telling a woman she's flat → (Congratulations, you've activated a time bomb. Run. Or die.)

[Grey's POV]

Did she just call me flat?

And she took my first time…

SHE MUST DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE.

🔺 [Warning: Your skill Bloodlust (9) has evolved into Rage (1).]

🔺 [Warning: Your skill Rage (MAX) has evolved into Greater Rage (1).]

🔺 [Warning: Your skill Greater Rage (MAX) has evolved into Wrath (1).]

🔺 [Warning: Your skill Wrath (MAX) requires certain qualifications to evolve.]

🔺 [Warning: Some minor sin demons are looking at you.]

🔺 [Warning: Some middle sin demons are looking at you.]

🔺 [Warning: Some greater sin demons are looking at you.]

🔺 [Warning: Some sin demon lords are looking at you.]

🔺 [Warning: Some sin demon gods are looking at you.]

🔺 [Warning: Some sin demons...]

Hundreds of messages flooded my vision, all repeating the same thing—

🔺 [Warning: The First Wrath Sin Demon, Satan, is looking at you.]

🔺 [Warning: The First Wrath Sin Demon, Satan, glares at the other demons.]

🔺 [Warning: All demons—minor, middle, greater, lords, gods, and more—have fled.]

🔺 [Warning: The First Wrath Sin Demon, Satan, has granted you his Mark and Blessing.]

🔺 [Warning: Your skill Wrath (MAX) has evolved into The Sin of Wrath (1).]

🔺 [Warning: You have acquired the skills Blessing of Wrath (1) and Mark of Satan (1).]

My vision turned red. My body burned with rage.

I wanted to kill.

I wanted to see blood.

I wanted to show them my wrath—

No... I couldn't control myself.

🔹 [Warning: Raphael is looking at you.]

🔹 [Warning: Raphael has granted you his Mark and Blessing.]

🔹 [Warning: You have acquired the skills Blessing of Calm Mind (1) and Mark of Raphael (1).]

🔹 [Warning: The First Wrath Sin Demon, Satan, glares aggressively at Raphael.]

🔹 [Warning: Raphael gives Satan a mocking smile.]

🔹 [Warning: --------------]

🔹 [Warning: The First Wrath Sin Demon, Satan, says hi to Six and runs away.]

🔹 [Warning: Raphael says hi to Six and runs away.]

Wait… what just happened?

Did I just summon a demon and an angel just by getting mad at a girl who touched my chest?!

...

Oh yeah.

SHE STILL MUST DIE.

No. Calm down. First, I need to breathe—

I need to open my eyes.

As I opened my eyes, I felt two hands on my chest.

And she was right behind me.

[Killer of Kings]: I've seen flat ones before, but you… you're the flattest of them all! How do you even manage that? Oh, and if your body isn't moving, that's just my paralyzing poison at work~

She was playing with my chest, her fingers teasing, her tongue licking my neck—

Wait.

Why is she undressing me?

Why are the undead sharks staring at us and not moving?

Why do they look like someone just paused a hentai scene—

Okay. That was the last straw.

And where the hell is the FBI when you need them?!

…Wait.

Why is there a door in front of me?

"Knock Knock Knock."

[FBI]: FBI, OPEN UP!

💥💥💥BOOM💥💥💥

Where did they even come from?!

And how did they all fit behind that door?!

[Killer of Kings]: Hey, stop! She's not a loli, so I can do whatever I wa—

[FBI]: DON'T LIE TO US. TAKE HER AWAY! SHE NEEDS MORE TIME IN HORNY JAIL!

[Killer of Kings]: NO! I WON'T GO BACK TO HORNY JAIL! STOP—NOOOO!

I sat there, still paralyzed, watching in absolute disbelief as the FBI restrained and dragged her away.

What the hell just happened?

And why did one of them pepper spray a shark before leaving?!

Alright. That's one problem solved.

Now…

The two undead sharks were still here.

And they were staring at me.

 [Grey] 

Mana: [456/10,000]

Damn it. I was running low on mana.

Looks like I'll have to get my hands dirty for this one.

As soon as the FBI left, the two sharks charged at me with everything they had.

The first shark lunged forward, jaws wide open—

I dodged and punched its skull with full force, shattering it instantly.

To make sure it stayed down, I coated my fist in bone-melting poison and let it sink into its remains.

The second shark came from below, its massive mouth engulfing me in one bite.

But thank the gods—I still had some mana left.

I activated Cold Fire, freezing it from the inside out.

Once it stopped moving, I started punching, breaking, and tearing my way out.

When I was finally free, I turned my rage-filled gaze toward the first shark's remains.

Time for revenge.

[Five Minutes of Undead Screaming Later…]

[Grey]: Alright, that's done. Now, let's find Noah and the others.

After some time—and a lot of killing—I finally found Noah.

…In his underwear.

Standing next to him were Dark Dark and Hammer.

As soon as Noah saw me holding a camera, his face paled.

[Noah]: Grey, listen! This is NOT what it looks like!

Oh?

Let's make him more nervous and maybe even blackmail him for fun.

I want to see his face after this prank.

[Grey]: I thought you were a priest, Noah… but now… I'M TELLING EVERYONE.

[Noah]: GREY, STOP! Okay, okay—listen! This guy, Hammer, BURNED my clothes! So after I defeated him, I told him he had to compensate me. But THEN, this guy, Dark, showed up, so I stole his robes instead… and now we're here!

Oh.

That actually made some sense—

Wait.

Where is Klee?

[Noah]: Oh yeah—where's Klee?

At that moment, my stomach dropped.

I just realized…

I left a walking NUKE with a time bomb that could explode at any second.

But…

Why don't I hear explosions?

Or the screams of the wounded?

Slowly, I looked up.

And that's when I found out why.

[Grey]: I need a LONG vacation after this s####.

[Chapter End]