I’m Isekai’d Where?.. Han Dynasty?.. I’m Sephiroth and Cao Ang’s Twin

A.D. 182 'Qiao-County', 'Cao-Estate'

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***In the Kitchens***

/povMC/

"'Beggar's-Pheasant'.. a dish created by 'Immortals'.. when the 'Immortals' would grow tired from a long day of 'gambling' and 'fornicating' with other 'Immortals'.. they would need to 'recover' their 'strength' so they came up with a 'dish'.. yes you did great Jade.. you cleaned it 'properly' now wrap it in the 'lotus-leaves' you 'rinsed-off' with the water.. yes now we cover it in the 'clay'.. now let's go outside and put in a hole and cover it up.. then we make a fire above the hole we bury the 'bird' in.. we will dig it up when I say it's ready.. just wait and see.." I say as I'm instructing 'Jade-Phoenix' how to prepare the dish.. created by 'cultivators'.. haha.. ok..

"Right.. anyway.. when the 'immortals' grew bored of 'fucking' and 'sucking'.. they would sit around the fire and wait for their 'beggar's-pheasant' to finish cooking under the fire.. they would drink 'baiju' and get 'shit-faced' they didn't want to have to find a pot or anything to cook.. so they had 'grabbed' some leaves from the trees and clay from the creek that was by their 'fuck-camp'.. they called the area of 'tents'.. where groups of 'land-spirits' and 'immortals'.. and even 'demons' and 'Demi-humans' that would all gather in groups to have 'ritual-orgys'.. they were also know as 'freak-offs'.. they were created by a 'Demi-human' they call 'Pee-Did-ee'.. they were the most 'lustful' and 'sinful' of all of the 'creators' creations.. ahh!.. that smells fucking 'righteous'.. yes Ang!.. hand me that 'thick-branch'.. now we 'clear-away' the 'coals'.. and.. Bam!.. come 'knock-away' the clay.. then we shall take it to grandma and show her.." I say as I finish my story.. and we 'reveal' the pheasant that looks like a ball of dry 'hot-clay'.. as we 'clear-away' the ashes and 'coals' from the fire..

after we got it knocked out of clay.. we put the hot 'lotus-leaves' 'wrapped-pheasant' ball on a flat 'wooden-plate'..

Then me and Ang followed Jade who was carrying the 'beggars-pheasant' on a 'wooden-plate'.. back into the 'manor'.. through the halls.. and finally to where my grandmother was waiting in her 'wing' of the 'manor'..

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***After Sitting at the Table***

/povJade-Phoenix/

"'Family-Head'.. this is the 'beggar's-pheasant' prepared under the instructions of the 'eldest-grandson" I say as I place the plate on the table..

"O goodness!.. that smell.. what is that?.. what smell that good?.. what in the world could smell that good!.. blessed is my family!.. hurry girl!.. open it up!.. let me see this 'creation'.. o my gods!.. o 'river-spirits'!.. o 'mother-earth'!.. Hear my 'worships!.. 'blessed-be' the 'Cao-Clan'!.. 'blessed-be' the 'Xiahou-Clan!.. it looks like a flower when it opens!.. o no!.. it smells even better!.. o gods girl!.. hurry 'serve' me some quickly now.." 'Mother-Ding' orders me as she can't help herself.. she reminds of when the 'eldest-grandson' made me lick his 'poop-hole'.. which I thought would be gross.. but when he grabbed my hands and made them feel all on his huge cock I couldn't stop.. he was 'eating-out' his grandmas asshole which looked just as perky as mine and she was over forty years old..

He made me suck his big 'noble-cock' from behind as I was kneeling behind him.. as he sat on the edge of the bed.. eating his grandmothers 'poop-hole' that looked like a button..

Until he put his 'five-year' old.. 'two-inch' around cock in his grandma's right asshole making it 'stretch-wide'.. as he 'rammed-in' deep with his cock covered in the spit that he left on his 'grand-mother's' little asshole that he was eating out before..

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***After Laying Down to Slumber***

***'System-Update' Message***

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/System 'updated'.. unlocking an 'Stronghold-and-Mount-and-Blade' System and a 'Merchant-of-Two-Worlds' System/

/'Merchant-of-Two-Worlds' System.. loading.. universe random.. random location.. random year.. parameters selected by the 'gods'.. 'Isekai'd' 'Lottery' Beginning Now.. Thanks for Playing../

***World Drawn: A Song of Ice and Fire***

***Location Drawn: Dorne, Tower of Joy***

***Timeline Drawn: 283 A.C. (One hundred breaths time.. before 'birth' of 'Jaehaerys Targaryen' son of Lyanna and Rhaegar..)***

***Bonus selected by the 'gods': 'Stronghold/Mount-and-Blade' System,.. 'Villian-Hero' unit: 'The 'Wolf'(Stronghold/PC),.. 'Standard-Units': Two 'Nord-Huscarls,.. Two 'Rhodok-Crossbowman'.. Equipment: ''Full-Set' of 'Igneel's'.. 'Dragon-Scale' .. 'Auroch-Leather' 'Agile-Style' .. Light-Armor'(''Enchanted'-to-'AutoGrow'-With-'Bonded'-Wearer').. containing.. a helm, 'shoulder-guards', and a 'breast-plate' with two sheathes on the back of the armor,.. a pair of vambraces,.. and some leg-guards.. that have two sheathes for 'throwing-knives'.. Weapons: Two.. 'Valyrian-Steel' 'Tanto-Daggers' .. Two 'Valyrian-Steel' 'Throwing-Knives'.. All equipment 'inscribed' with 'House-Targaryen' and the words of its 'family-motto' following 'Sephiroth-Targaryen' of the 'House-Targaryen', First of his 'name'.***

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***Message from the 'Gods': Good luck on your adventures 'Champion'.. Enjoy your first 'transversible-world' 'Planetos'..

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283 A.C. Dorne, Tower-Of-Joy

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***After Sephiroth, 'The 'Wolf', Two 'Nord-Huscarls', Two 'Rhodok-Crossbowman'.. exited the 'portal' leading into the 'master-bedchambers' of the 'Tower of Joy' in 'Dorne'.. with the 'portal' closing behind them..***

/povMC/

"'Heal'!.. 'Cleanse'!.." I shouted as I saved 'Lyanna-Stark's' life with a couple of 'well-timed' casts of 'Heal'.. and 'Cleanse-Skill'..

"Ah! Help!.." is all she can yell after recovering her strength from me using my 'materia-skills' to save her life.. I covered her mouth shut before she could fight me.. my 'materia-skills' made her 'recover' but not fully.. atleast not enough for her to fight me off.. Wolf! Control the tower!.. I can handle it here!.. Go quick!.. Lyanna!.. Stop Fighting!.." I yell out my orders then yell at the fight young girl no older then maybe 'seventeen-years' of age.. to stop trying to bite me..

"Who!.. Are you!.. mmf!.. How do you know my name!.." She asked..

"My name is 'Sephiroth-Targaryen'.. 'First-of' his 'name.. I mean you no harm!.. I can even 'heal' and 'protect' you and the 'babe'.. how does that sound?.." I introduced myself then tried to reason with the mother who literally just spit a baby out of her 'pussy-hole'..

"Wah!.. Wah!.." the baby started 'screaming-at-the-'heavens' with a powerful set of 'lungs'..

"Hahahah!.. how long!.. Wolf!.. Hurry up and 'disarm' any in the 'vicinity'!.. I got a great-great-grandson!.. hahaha!.. Blessed by the 'old-gods' and the 'new-gods' is my family!.. a 'Dragon-Wolf'!.. Hahah!.. A proper 'Prince-Who-Was-Promised'!.. 'Heal'!.. how is it my dear?.." I yelled out 'celebrating' for the 'birth' of someone I held no 'relation' to whatsoever.. but they don't know that.. I can use 'magic'.. I got 'glowing-green' eyes.. 'goldish-silver' hair?.. I mean come on.. sounds 'Valyrian-Looking' to me.. so be it.. 'Song-Of-Ice-And-Fire-Universe'.. 'Tower-Of-Joy'.. 'Lyanna-Stark' will for sure he getting absolutely 'railed' by my 'five-year' old dick soon.. it is 'known'.. it is 'written'