Is It Wrong to Abusing Cartoon Tropes in Dungeon?

In the basement of Utopia City, Altair's feet touched the ground, and the world regained its vibrancy. Having completed his mission, he returned to the Danmachi world.

Raising his left hand, Altair opened a spatial portal. Two small figures stepped through, Tina Sprout and Kayo Senju, brought back from the Black Bullet world.

The litle girls immediately began inspecting their surroundings. The basement, filled with Altair's scientific equipment, screamed laboratory.

"I see." Kayo said, smirking. "So, Onii-chan plans to make his move in a place like this? Is this some kind of special play?"

Tina, ever the perfect accomplice, jumped in. "It's fine. I'm already Onii-chan's, so he can do whatever he wants with me."

Altair's face darkened, a vein twitching. The duo's tag-team teasing was getting dangerously polished, one set up the bait, the other reeled it in, always laced with suggestive ambiguity.

He could already picture the chaos when they met Hestia. With their mischievous antics, Hestia, despite her billion-year age, stood no chance. Her intellect was no match for these under-ten litle girls.

"Enough with the nonsense." Altair said, placing a hand on each litle girl's head. "This is my world. Remember what I told you?"

"We know." Kayo chirped. "Onii-chan's the leader of the Hestia Familia, a Level 4 adventurer with the title 'Knight.' We're joining the Hestia Familia, right?"

"Exactly. This world has gods, and I'll have you join my Familia. You'll live here with me. Magic exists, so your identities won't cause issues. No one will discriminate against you or have ulterior motives."

In the Black Bullet world, Altair's inhibitors could neutralize the Gastrea virus in Cursed Children, but those with powers still attracted ambitious predators. The litle girls who stayed behind would face that risk, but Altair couldn't force them to leave. The ones who followed him, however, were free from such worries. In this world, strength was king, and they'd be welcomed for their abilities.

As their guide, Altair would ensure their safety. Joining the Hestia Familia under his leadership was the best option, they'd have no security concerns.

"Come on, let's meet Hestia." He said, ruffling their heads.

He led them out of the lab, giving them a tour of Utopia City to familiarize them with the place before heading to the living room to wait for Hestia and Kirari Momobami.

The two had been bathing for a while, Hestia loved long soaks. Half an hour after Altair's return, they emerged in pajamas.

Hestia immediately noticed the two litle girls poking around the living room, her head tilting with a question mark. Strangers in the Familia's base? But seeing Altair calmly on the sofa, she relaxed. They weren't intruders.

"Altair!" Hestia called, plopping onto the couch beside him, leaning in and resting her head on his chest.

"All done bathing?" Altair asked, grabbing a towel from her shoulder to dry her hair. Kirari followed, glancing curiously at the litle girls before sitting nearby to dry her own hair.

"Altair, who are they?" Hestia asked, enjoying his attention while eyeing the girls. The litle girls, in turn, studied her.

"You must be Lady Hestia." Kayo said, adopting a formal tone. Tina mirrored her, both looking prim and proper. But Altair knew better, trouble was brewing.

He pinched the bridge of his nose.

"My name is Kayo Senju." Kayo said, bowing. "I'm Onii-chan's mistress from outside."

"I'm Tina Sprout." Tina added, mimicking her. "Like Kayo-chan, I'm Onii-chan's mistress from outside."

The litle girls clasped their hands, poised like refined ladies, introducing themselves with synchronized bows.

Hestia and Kirari froze.

"What… did you say?" Hestia stammered, her jaw dropping, reeling from the shock.

It took her a moment to process. Then she grabbed Altair's arm, shaking it frantically. "Hold on, Altair, what's going on? What do they mean, 'your mistresses'?"

"Hestia, calm down!" Altair said, his head spinning from the shaking. "They're joking. Yes, I brought them back, but they're new family members, not… mistresses. They're not even ten years old!"

"Huh? Really?" Hestia stopped, blinking at the litle girls for confirmation.

"Yes." Kayo said. "We're just new members Onii-chan brought to join the Hestia Familia."

"Exactly." Tina added. "Onii-chan hasn't done anything inappropriate to us."

"Nope, no snatching us off the streets."

"No slipping us drinks to knock us out."

"No taking advantage while we were unconscious. Definitely no kissing."

The litle girls nodded earnestly, explaining to Hestia.

"So, Lady Hestia, please don't misunderstand."

But their words only made things worse.

Altair slumped back, closing his eyes in defeat.

"Snatching… drugging… kissing… doing things while unconscious…" Hestia muttered, her mouth opening and closing, words piling up until they erupted in a roar.

"Altair!"

The Hestia Familia's base was livelier than ever today.

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