It’s not that kind of malicious broadcast

Chapter 69



Chapter 69 – How Time Flies

Lee Yena’s drinking broadcast, which continued for about two and a half hours from 1 AM, was an overwhelmingly spotlighted event on the KoK Forum.

A new broadcaster who played games in a lethargic voice without emotional fluctuations, occasionally doing peculiar things that made people wonder what she was thinking.

Such a broadcaster made a no-stop-streaming declaration to reach Challenger, and within just two days, she had the first-ever female Challenger in sight. Then suddenly, she started a drinking broadcast—male gamers naturally couldn’t help but be curious.

Both in a good and bad sense, Lee Yena became the center of attention and a hot topic for everyone.

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: How old is GetDevoured really?』

『Why does she love the national anthem so much?

She said she was considering ending the broadcast and restarting until everyone chanted “Best, rogue, rogue” in the chat at the beginning of the broadcast. What is she even talking about?

Is she really crazy』

– At least she’s just talking about it……

– I was relieved to hear she decided not to actually do it

– No way anyone took that seriously, it was just a joke

– You clearly haven’t watched the broadcast

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Stop that nonsense and just do drinking broadcasts every day』

『(Picture attached)

In my opinion, even without showing her face, if she turned on the camera and did drinking broadcasts, she’d hit at least ten thousand viewers.

Since she’s going to drink anyway, just drop that stupid stuff and make some broth』

– Oh, who is this?

– GetDevoured/Got Devoured/Warm Americano Want Drink

– ??? The Got Devoured from KoK Forum? That’s her?

– Yes, that’s her

– Honestly, she should just turn on the camera and be a female cam broadcaster

– Isn’t it obvious she doesn’t show her face because she’s unattractive?

– It’s disgusting to see you drawing your ideal type on an unseen headless person lol

– You’re scared of losing your master’s position, huh? Pathetic mutt~

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: Confirmed. She’s not a virgin』

『She wasn’t even in the military but talks about how she heard about posture training lol

How many guys who’ve done their military service are around her LOL』

– You’re scared of losing your master’s position, huh? Pathetic mutt~

– Stop comparing her to that unattractive, faceless Dullahan

– Her whole persona is of a quirky girl who barely hit Diamond, but then a real master appears who’s probably going to hit Challenger soon, huh?

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: I can’t tell how drunk she is』

『She always seems drunk, so it’s hard to gauge

When do you think she’ll turn on the camera if we ask her to?』

– She seems pretty drunk right now too

– Isn’t she about the same as usual?

– Maybe she’s always drunk?

– Given how fast she’s talking, she might be a little drunk

Moreover, there were naturally quite a few new viewers who gathered with the shady expectation that Lee Yena might turn on the camera or cause some kind of mishap if she got drunker.

“Ah. Out of alcohol… hmm… why can’t we just order alcohol for delivery? Can’t someone start a business for this? Ah, illegal… I see. Then what if we keep it a secret….”

But unfortunately for them, Lee Yena, while babbling nonsense,

“Thank you for the 10,000 won. Turn on the camera… I don’t have a camera. Hmm… but since you donated… I’ll show you our rogue’s face instead.”

She only put up a large picture of a rogue, filling the broadcast screen.

“Let’s play some music… shall we. What should we play… Ah, a recommendation? Hmm… there probably isn’t a song we all know… so, let’s just play some non-copyrighted music… Ah. This one. That’s good. I’ll play this.”

Then, she started playing ‘Beethoven’s Complete Symphonies’ on G-tube, and began humming out of tune and rhythm.

“Isn’t it nice to listen to classical music while drinking? It makes you feel like a sophisticated drinker instead of just a drunkard. Next time, I’ll practice this… this on the ocarina. Can you play the ocarina too?… Ah, you’re new here. Just a moment. I’m not sure how well it’ll go since I’m drunk, but I’ll play a song for you. Listen.”

Eventually, she started playing the ocarina again.

And only then, did all the newly arrived viewers, who had come with various purposes and expectations, share the same thought.

Ah—this,

She’s crazy, isn’t she.

PleaseStop has donated 1,000 won!-

【I’ll give you all my donations and subscriptions! Just stop with the ocarina】

“Hmm… shall we wrap it up then? I woke up early, and I’m a bit sleepy.”

“You’re asking me not to leave… is that an encore request? I’m a bit pleased as it’s my first encore. What song should I play…”

Despite the numerous pleas, Lee Yena, after finishing an OST performance from a famous horror movie, left a short goodbye, “Thank you. I’ll see you in the afternoon.”

And then she disappeared.

Leaving the broadcast playing videos from ‘GetDevoured FanTube.’

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And then, the next day.

Up until 2 PM, Lee Yena’s broadcast continued only with replay videos. For fans who had already scraped the bottom of the barrel of her few broadcasts multiple times, they could imagine the next scenes with their eyes closed.

Most viewers had muted the replay and were chatting in the chatroom about various topics.

Wondering when exactly in the “afternoon” she promised she would return. Whether she would hit Challenger today. If she would take another week off after binge drinking last night.

Yet, despite the chatroom being filled with anxious complaints and grumbles, the increased number of viewers since 12 PM showed no signs of decreasing.

The birth of the world’s first female Challenger was definitely a moment worth witnessing live—

And for those who had become fans for various reasons, they couldn’t miss the moment their favorite broadcaster achieved such a milestone.

There were donations suggesting that from now on, fans would be divided into old-timers and newcomers based on whether they witnessed this broadcast live, reflecting the sentiment of many.

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By 5 PM, even those who had been waiting in hopeful anticipation since 12 PM had mostly become tired and minimized Lee Yena’s broadcast to do other things.

At that moment, a shocking post appeared on her Wigether board.

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: The host is playing the game right now?』

『(Screenshot of match results)

I checked immediately after the match results updated at 5 PM,

The host has been playing since 3 hours ago?

Am I seeing this right?

If she wins about 5 more games, she’ll surpass the Challenger cutoff???』

– ?????

– ????????????

– ???????????

– The broadcast is still on replay????

– Oh, she’s crazy for real

*

HeyYouCrazyBitch has donated 1,000 won!-

【We know you’re there, you crazy woman, get out here now!!!】

Ah.

ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won!-

【Teacher…? It’s not true, right? You wouldn’t go that far, right?】

… I was about to start the broadcast soon anyway.

Why does this suddenly bring to mind the moment you turn off the computer and start studying, only to have your parents open the door and catch you?

-ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won!-

【Staying off the broadcast instead of streaming until Challenger, you crazy woman】

It wasn’t intentional… but I have no excuse.

I got up to play a game to loosen up my hands, but due to my hangover, I wasn’t satisfied with my play…

Even though the game went well today and I carried smoothly, which bothered me even more…

I thought, “Just one more game to loosen up”, at around 2:30. And now the time is—

Oh.

How did the time fly by like this?

-Click.

I turned on the mic and quickly apologized.

“I’m sorry.”

『Damn it, you’re over 700 points』

『She really was trying to reach Challenger off-broadcast, this crazy woman』

『Teacher, what are you doing…』

『🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥』

『How many games did you play, damnLOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL』

『Change the broadcast title, damn it』

『🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥』

『Teacher, where do you live? I’m serious, no joke』

Would this be the shape of a revolutionary army with torches drawn in the chat?

Observing the chat enlarged as a sign of reflection, they were ready to drag me to the guillotine if they could.

…They’re very, very angry.

“…I can explain.”

-ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won!-

【We are humans too!! Humans!!】

-ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won!-

【I can’t live like this, for real】

-ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won!-

【Stop explaining and go die】

-ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won!-

【Earn money honestly】

…What do pro broadcasters do in situations like this to regain their viewers’ trust?

Recalling the cases of the broadcasters I usually watch— I was reminded that other broadcasters’ chatrooms didn’t get this heated.

Why is that?

They seem… much better than mine.

First, I ended the G-tube broadcast and changed the broadcast screen.

Watching a game from the middle is definitely less fun, but it’s better than delaying further.

『She was playing a game even until nowLOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL』

『Now, all I can do is laugh, teacher』

-ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won!-

【Fact: The host said they’d return in the afternoon, and it’s still afternoon. The host kept their promise.】

『Where do you live?』

『You’ve won an event, please give us your address』

『I can’t breathe, ah, ah』

『If you’re going to play secretly, at least drop your rank!!!!!!!』

『She played as a greatsword knight off-streamLOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL seriouslyLOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOL』

TL’s Corner:

Wahahaha, poor viewers.


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