Joining the Joyful Union Sect, My Life in the Grip of My Senior Sister

Chapter 520: Auntie Is Even Better!

As dawn approached, Shangguan Qiong looked at Lin Fengmian, who was still lying motionless like a piece of wood.

She had tried hitting him, scolding him, and even activating the Lingering Poison Insect, but the rascal only twitched a few times.

She was at her wit’s end, feeling like crying but having no tears left.

How was she supposed to explain this to Elder Ming and You Yao once the sun rose?

Should she say that he might have been injured during the day and lost consciousness after getting too excited during their dual cultivation?

“Don’t worry, he might come back to life in a few days?”

Shangguan Qiong covered her face in frustration. “Who would believe that?”

Remembering the last time this happened, she leaned in close to Lin Fengmian, staring at him intently.

Just then, Lin Fengmian suddenly opened his eyes, and the two of them found themselves face to face, staring at each other in silence.

Since Shangguan Qiong had been “well-nourished” these past few days, her complexion was rosy and radiant. Lin Fengmian didn’t reflexively push her away.

“Sect Master, were you trying to take advantage of me while I was asleep?”

Shangguan Qiong let out a long sigh of relief before angrily kicking Lin Fengmian off the bed.

“Scoundrel, go to hell!”

Lin Fengmian fell to the cold floor, completely confused.

“Sect Master, what are you doing?”

Shangguan Qiong, barefoot and furious, stepped on him with all her might.

“Die, die, die…”

Seeing this somewhat childish side of Shangguan Qiong, Lin Fengmian found her more human and couldn’t help but laugh.

“Sect Master, if you’re going to step on me, at least put on some clothes first. Aren’t you afraid of catching cold?”

Shangguan Qiong realized that her movements had caused her hastily thrown-on robe to come undone, but she was too angry to care. She stomped on him a few more times.

After all, he had seen everything there was to see already. Revenge came first.

A moment later, Lin Fengmian got up from the floor, trying to figure out how to explain himself.

But Shangguan Qiong just coldly straightened her clothes, not even glancing at him.

“I won’t pry into your secrets, and you don’t need to explain. But next time, give me a heads-up.”

Seeing Shangguan Qiong’s lingering resentment, Lin Fengmian quickly sat beside her, hugged her, and kissed her on the cheek.

“Sect Master, you’re so understanding.”

“Get lost!”

Shangguan Qiong, still angry, pushed him away.

Lin Fengmian was no fool. He didn’t really want to leave.

He hugged her again, coaxing her with sweet words.

“Sect Master, don’t be mad. I didn’t mean to.”

He reached out his hand to stop her from putting on her clothes.

“Don’t bother getting dressed. You’ll just have to take it off again later on. It’s still early. Let’s finish what we started last night.”

Shangguan Qiong looked at Lin Fengmian’s shameless face and snorted. “Get lost. You won’t touch me today.”

Just as Lin Fengmian was about to slowly win her over, the room’s protective formation was triggered. Someone was trying to break in.

He didn’t need to guess who it was – Nangong Xiu, that woman, was haunting him like a ghost.

Initially, he ignored it, thinking that You Yao would stop her since she should have returned by now.

But the formation kept being attacked, and it was on the verge of breaking. Lin Fengmian was stunned.

Where was You Yao?

Seeing Shangguan Qiong’s panic, Lin Fengmian quickly closed the curtains, threw on his outer robe, and went out.

Sure enough, Nangong Xiu was outside trying to break the formation, while You Yao looked on indifferently and Elder Ming looked helpless.

Lin Fengmian shouted angrily, “Nangong Xiu, when are you going to stop?”

Before he could finish, he was hit with a whip and chased around the courtyard by Nangong Xiu.

“No respect! Call me Auntie!”

“The early bird catches the worm. It’s already morning. How can you sleep at your age?”

Lin Fengmian retorted, “I was cultivating!”

I know that the early bird catches the worm!

If you hadn’t shown up, I wouldn’t have been sleeping until mid-morning!

“I told you, dual cultivation isn’t a proper path!” Nangong Xiu snapped.

Lin Fengmian, dodging and weaving, shouted at You Yao, who was just standing there watching. “You Yao, what are you waiting for?”

You Yao replied blankly, “She has the king’s decree. She’s here to train you by royal command. I can’t stop her.”

Lin Fengmian almost spat blood. This was such a scam!

Nangong Xiu quickly grabbed Lin Fengmian and barked, “Come on, take me to your training ground.”

Lin Fengmian whimpered, “Auntie, no, really, no need!”

Are you kidding? You’re not stronger than Luo Xue, and you’re definitely not better than me!

But Nangong Xiu was relentless, and Lin Fengmian had no choice. He lay on the ground, letting her hit and scold him.

When Nangong Xiu whipped him, he made exaggerated moans of pleasure, nearly driving her mad.

“Jun Wuxie, get up!”

“No!” Lin Fengmian refused and played dead.

“If you don’t get up, I will step over you!”

Nangong Xiu raised her foot, ready to stomp on the lump of laziness that was Lin Fengmian.

Lin Fengmian grinned. “Auntie, if you’re not afraid of flashing everyone, go ahead.”

Shangguan Qiong, now fully dressed, walked out and saw the scene, unable to hold back her laughter.

This guy was shameless, with no end in sight.

Nangong Xiu had tried hitting and scolding him, but seeing Lin Fengmian acting like a stubborn piece of meat, she was on the verge of a breakdown.

This kid had potential and had shown incredible talent. Why was he wasting it like this?

If it were anyone else, she might have given up, but this was her sister’s child. She couldn’t let him continue on this path.

Seeing that threats didn’t work, Nangong Xiu switched to bribes.

“Tell me, what will it take for you to train with me? Magic artifacts? Pills? Rare treasures?”

Lin Fengmian lay on the ground, propping up his head with one hand and said indifferently, “No need. I have everything.”

Nangong Xiu gritted her teeth. “Then what do you want?”

Lin Fengmian just wanted her to leave so that he could get back to dual-cultivating with Shangguan Qiong.

He looked her up and down, a sly smile forming on his lips, and dropped a bombshell.

“Auntie, if you sleep with me, I’ll practice with you.”

Nangong Xiu exploded, whipping him several times and snarling, “You brat, I’m your aunt!”

Lin Fengmian winced in pain, but secretly rejoiced. Surely, she would back off now, right?

He smiled. “So what if you’re my aunt? Isn’t that even better?”

The glee in his eyes didn’t escape Nangong Xiu’s notice. She suddenly smiled.

“Fine! You said it. I’ll sleep with you, and you’ll train with me!”

Lin Fengmian’s jaw dropped. “What?”

Heaven above, he was just trying to scare her off!

Had he misjudged her?

Was this respectable woman really so… loose?

As Nangong Xiu dragged him away, he panicked. “Wait, aren’t you my aunt?”

Noticing his panic, Nangong Xiu smiled sweetly. “Didn’t you say that an aunt is even better? Let’s go, no time to lose!”

She dragged Lin Fengmian into the room and said to the stunned Shangguan Qiong, “I’ll borrow your room!”

Lin Fengmian quickly surrendered. “Auntie, I was wrong! I was just joking!”

If Jun Qingsheng found out about this, he’d break his legs!

“Enough talk, get in!”

Nangong Xiu pushed Lin Fengmian into the room and slammed the door shut.