JoJo's bizarre adventure: Scarlett legacy

The room fell silent after Tony's shocking revelation, Ethan felt Rosalina's judgemental gaze but he simply coughed and said:

"You're blowing things out of proportion it wasn't like that and put that shrivelled-up dry aged baby carrot back in your pants "

Rosalina noticed that Ethan was not denying anything, but he was avoiding taking accountability.

"Don't tell me what to do, you found me busy and I am going to continue to be busy " Said Tony as he quickly put his meat back in his pants, he then used the wipers to clean his hands.

"You invaded my privacy and... Umm random girl who's a 20/10 what's your name"

Ethan began to cough as he said:

"Tony...you can't shoot your shot af.."

"Ethan...shut the fuck and let this alluring lady speak, a cultured woman is worthy of my respect"

"I agree, a man who is a degenerate can't see beauty beyond the lustful plane but a cultured man is a natural treasure.." Rosalina quickly cleared her throat and said:

"My name is Rosalina Giovanna... a cultured man is more refined than a degenerate...so by default the cultured man is far more superior"

Tony gazed into Rosalina's beautiful eyes and Sighed as he said:

"You have well-toned, curvy thighs that would make many men and women drool,"

He added, his voice carrying a certain wistfulness. "A beautiful stomach with small, defined abs. And elegant breasts that complement your figure and beauty."

He paused for a brief moment, as if gathering his thoughts, then continued:

"But the things I mentioned are just phenotypical… you're more than just that." His gaze softened, a hint of melancholy in his tone.

"I would make you mine, but alas…" He let out a dramatic sigh. "You're 3D, and I prefer 2D goddesses."

Ethan turned his head toward Rosalina and said:

"I... don't what's happening, is he being disrespectful or something, I feel like he's undressing you with his eyes"

"Of course not, he's simply saying I look like Beatrix Amerhauser so he would court me but he's a true degenerate who likes anime waifus... it's not that hard to comprehend"

"Ehhh... that doesn't make sense, he didn't say th..."

"Shhhhh..." Rosalina shushed Ethan as she placed her index finger on his mouth and said:

"He was still talking about how you pounded his sisters...let the man speak"

*Glug Glug Glug*

Tony quickly switched off his monitor, took out a blunt, lit it up and began to smoke after taking in a few puffs, he looked at Rosalina and said:

"This ass hole was engaged to my sister at the time, although he was 16 and they were 18 the age difference didn't stop the..."

"Wait wait wait..." Rosalina immediately chimed in and said:

"If he slept with both your sisters... the timeline suggests that they are twins??? Then...:"

"Yes, this scumbag who's greedier than King Solomon slept not just with both my sisters who are twins but their best friend too..."

Rosalina noticed that the was a hint of pride in Tony's eyes, she then turned around and analysed Ethan with a grin as she said:

"I didn't know your pulling game was like that..."

"Pulling game my ass, this bastard was initially engaged to one of my sisters..." Tony gazed into Rosalina's eyes and noticed that the was a hint of fear in her eyes, he then sighed as he continued:

"He's currently engaged to both, after his night of debauchery he took off... and ran"

Ethan leaned on the wall, and sighed as he said:

"It's more complicated than that, if you slept with three people with INSANE Stamina you would understand...they kept sucking me dry... I almost died due to snu snu...so I ran away??"

Rosalina stood frozen as she tried to process the information laid by Tony; she knew very well that Ethan had incredible physical prowess due to his extracurricular activities at the Starlight Academy.

Ethan once received a scholarship for breaking the junior State marathon, this only meant one thing to Rosalina and Tony's following words confirmed it.

"You slept with three experienced Hamon users and satisfied them...an impressive feat really" Tony snickered and continued:

"You're lucky to be alive"

The room immediately became quiet after Tony's statement, Ethan moved closer to Tony and said:

"What do you mean by that???"

Tony chuckled and began to explain that Hamon users have a high libido, sex drive and endurance depending on their mastery of Hamon, so Ethan's lust could have been the cause of his death.

"That...my sisters are Hamon users I mean we all are" Tony inspected Ethan as he closer, he noticed the changes and said:

"Well, the eye sees what it wants to see. I thought your parents left you some scriptures that made you learn hamon but that seems to be not the case..."

Tony noticed that Hamon was oozing from Ethan's body unwillingly, it was so diluted that Tony immediately understood Ethan learnt it recently.

Based on their history alone he knew that Ethan was the only one who was forbidden from learning Hamon due to his insane compatibility with it, he continued to inspect Ethan and a sudden thought came to his mind:

'These phenotypical changes are common among stand users... Alessia and Bianca were born with stands but not Ethan...that means *sigh* sometimes I wish I had a stand'

Ethan looked at Tony with a frown and said:

"What do you mean by Hamon users, how could you keep that from me"

"I told you many times that I hunt zombies and vampires...you didn't believe me???"

"What?? NOOO!!!" Ethan immediately replied with a roar, he then calmed down and said:

"I thought you were talking about games, I didn't know you were being serious"

Tony simply shrugged his shoulders and said:

"I didn't have to explain my self after making a clear statement, your failure to comprehend a simple statement is not my fault..."

He then took a deep puff and said:

"I think that we are forgetting the matter at hand...." Tony immediately sat down crossed his legs and said:

"Ethan Joviano Kurosawa Jorik... why did you invade my humble abode???"