Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

Chapter 118: Tiger Whip, Goji Berries, High Monk Collects Well



Thinking of him constantly mentioning teacher, Xiangxiang, An'an, combining the four into one, centered on me with deceit.

He's clearly a chronic philanderer, a lecher, expecting him to take responsibility?

This is tough...

They knew it, it was all over, their sister was likely going to be exploited for nothing!

The only consolation for everyone was, fortunately the bald man was fast, otherwise if they had burst in, it would have been an "immortal trick"...

That would not have been an immortal trick anymore, that would have been a mass leap into the fire pit for suicide!

Thinking that they survived because of the other party's premature ejaculation, they all didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

"What are you all muttering about? Hurry over here! Let's have tea!" Tang Sanzang urged.

A few old men looked at each other, seeing the caution and wariness in each other's eyes.

Gu Zhi Gong coughed and stepped forward with a smile, "Holy monk, you... finished so quickly?"

Tang Sanzang, one foot on a chair, spoon in hand sipping tea, smacking his lips, said, "Otherwise? Come on, don't just stand there, have some tea."

A few old men stood there, staring straight at Tang Sanzang, their eyes a complex mix of anger and sympathy.

Fu Yun Sou kicked Gu Zhi Gong lightly, then with a smile, took out a handful of goji berries from his bosom and placed them on the table, "Holy monk, these are local millennium goji berries, nourishing yin and reinforcing yang, you should brew these with your tea, it's good for you."

Tang Sanzang eyed Fu Yun Sou suspiciously, "What do you mean?"

Fu Yun Sou quickly shook his head, "No other meaning, just felt a special connection with the Holy Monk, wanted to give you something."

Everyone understood, Fu Yun Sou was seizing the chance to build a relationship.

Gu Zhi Gong hurriedly pulled out a tiger penis, placing it on the table, "This is from a mighty tiger, absolutely good stuff, take this... don't be shy."

The others also took out various tonics and placed them on the table, shaking their heads and sighing, "Oh... holy monk, take these. No need to be shy, it is proper for us who feel a connection at first sight."

Tang Sanzang looked at these old men with a weird face, thinking do they have some illness? To give gifts just because we hit it off? That's too generous.

Just then, Sun Wukong's voice came from outside, "Master, Master? Are you there?"

Tang Sanzang turned around and shouted, "Over here!"

As soon as the words fell, Sun Wukong instantly appeared by Tang Sanzang's side, then warily looked at the old men, loudly rebuking, "Bold demons, daring to capture my master, do you wish to die?"

The demons quickly shouted, "Great Saint, calm your anger, we really mean no harm to you and your master. We were just having tea, just chatting…"

Tang Sanzang quietly added, "And offered a girl."

Sun Wukong blushed and whispered, "Master, did I come too early?"

Tang Sanzang said, "Not early, just finished."

Sun Wukong said, "Master, you were captured until now, just an hour, and it's finished?"

Then Sun Wukong looked at the items on the table and snickered...

Tang Sanzang squinted at him, "Any problems?"

Sun Wukong immediately shook his head, "None, absolutely none! Master, your heroic spirit still remains, with overwhelming power, a role model for us!"

Tang Sanzang nodded in satisfaction, "That's more like it... Fellows, my disciple is calling me back, we won't disturb you any longer, goodbye."

"Holy monk, get some rest early..."

The old men, like sending off the plague, honestly ushered Tang Sanzang out.

Watching Tang Sanzang being taken away by Sun Wukong, flying away without looking back.

The old men couldn't help but curse, "Scumbag!"

"What are you all talking about? The holy monk left?"

The voice of the Immortal Cuilan came through.

Everyone turned around to see the Immortal Cuilan, her face still marked with tears, and they sighed, "Immortal Cuilan, we owe you an apology. If we had known he was that quick, we would have entered sooner..."

"Just three breaths, just three breaths! We really didn't expect someone in the world to be that fast!"

"We were careless, we were careless! You suffered because of us."

Listening to the old men, the Immortal Cuilan frowned and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

One of the elders said, "What are we talking about? We're talking about your affair. It ended in three breaths. We thought to come into action, but before we could even bend our knees, it was over!"

The Immortal Cuilan rolled her eyes at them and said, "You're thinking too much. We didn't do anything at all."

"What?"

The crowd was collectively taken aback.

Another elder said, "Then what about you? Just now? Weren't you crying?"

The Immortal Cuilan, blushing and looking both bitter and awkward, shook her head and said, "Oh my, how should I put it... Anyway, we really didn't do anything. Please don't ask anymore."

Upon hearing this, the crowd grew even more anxious, "What in the world happened then? Do tell us!"
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The Immortal Cuilan, her face turning red, said, "Well... Oh, how do I put this!"

With a stomp of her foot, the Immortal Cuilan turned and ran away, leaving the old men looking at each other, utterly confused.

In the distance, Sun Wukong curiously asked, "Master, when I went in, I saw a large cypress, an old cypress, an old pine, and an old bamboo behind it, with a red maple nearby. Not far from the cliff, there was also an old apricot tree, two wax plum trees, and two osmanthus trees.

They must be the bodies of those demons...

The girl you're talking about couldn't be that apricot tree, could she?"

Tang Sanzang said, "Her name is indeed Immortal Cuilan."

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Then there's no mistake, hehe... Master, who would have thought your first indulgence in the West would be with a tree, haha... Master, are you relieved?"

Tang Sanzang glared at him and said, "Relieved my ass... That demon is sick!"

"Sick?" Sun Wukong was stunned.

Tang Sanzang nodded and said, "Of course. She was playing hard to get, and I thought the timing was just right, so I carried her straight into the house. You know, as I have traveled to the West for so long, it was like finding rain after a long drought. Naturally, I couldn't help myself.

So as soon as I entered the door, I burst out of my clothes to meet her honestly.

But before I could even help her undress, she pointed between my legs and ran off shouting.

From beginning to end, I didn't even get a chance to touch her."

Sun Wukong was dumbfounded, "Master, but when I saw you, you looked quite content."

Tang Sanzang blushed and said, "Would you admit you did nothing if you went to a room with a girl and came out? Of course not."

Sun Wukong: "@#¥..."

Tang Sanzang, eyes brimming with tears, said, "For the sake of a man's dignity, what could I do but pretend?"

Sun Wukong glanced at the pile of aphrodisiacs in his hand and coughed slightly, "Master, what about this?"

Tang Sanzang glanced at it and grumpily muttered, "Feed it to the pigs!"

The speaker had no intention, but the listener took note, and Sun Wukong quietly remembered this.

"Achoo!"

Zhu Ganglie sneezed, rubbing his nose and muttered, "Who's thinking about old Zhu? Must be Cuilan... I wonder how she's doing now."


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