Just A Normal Doom Scroller

Kenji awoke from the sound of his Frieza Plushie screaming racial slurs, with drool still smeared on his face, he went to do his morning routine before going to school.

It was already Monday, meaning the school repairs were already done. He started stretching as he prepared for his run.

Saitama and KJ shared a similar training method, 100 Push Ups, Squats, Sit Ups, and a 10KM run everyday, Kenji started with the run. Wearing earbuds he listened to [Color Your Night], an OST from his favorite game series, Persona.

He finishes his run just before the song could finish so he went on to do the Push Ups, Sit-ups, and Squats. The empty playground, along with the music from earbuds gave him a nice vibe.

Small things like these are what make life, truly worth living.

As he finished his exercises he went back home and took a nice long bath, after the bath he spent a few minutes admiring himself in the mirror, like a true narcissist that he is.

After all that he entered his room and opened his phone and checked to group chat to see it was still updating.

'Just what are they implementing for it to take this long?' Kenji furrowed his eye brows as he sighed and just close the app, his finger, without him knowing had already opened Instagram.

As he laid his eyes upon the first reel of the day,

"What is your name? What's your name? Watcha name? What'em, Wo- Holy fuck I'm coming Lois, holy fuck I'm coming Lois."

His first reel was as unhinged as ever, it was to be expected from Kenji's, FYP, which he had built BRICK BY BRICK.

As he scrolled for another reel he told himself, 'I'll only watch for a bit I won't take it too far.' He Doom Scrolled for 3 hours straight, as he arrived to school 30 minutes late.

The ringing of the school bed could be heard throughout the school as Lunchtime settled in, Kenji picked a secluded spot in the school as he ate his lunch, consisting of.. a whole goddamn steak, cooked, and seasoned to perfection.

As he enjoyed his succulent meal, he couldn't possibly forget to put on YouTube on his phone while eating, otherwise his human rights would have been revoked.

Kenji watched the newest episode of the Dap Up Tournament of Power as he ate his lunch.

"Peak episode as always, can't wait for the next one." He said as he dipped his last cut of steak into some hot gravy, fully enjoying his fine meal.

"That's some rich boy stuff." He heard someone say as he looked to his side, a head of pink hair was what met him first.

A girl, was standing next to him as she smiled at him, she was wearing a different uniform from all the ones the other girls wore, her short luscious pink hair waved as the air seemed to help her keep her majesticness.

She was beautiful, even compared to Kenji's standards.

Kenji stared at the girl, her hands on her uniforms pockets. He guessed what was in them, and he was probably right as he felt the immense amount of Cursed Energy and Life force emenating from her pocket.

"Shiratori Aira?" Kenji recognized her, because of course he would. She's one of the main cast for Dandadan.

"You know me?" She asked as she sat down next to him, oddly close.

"Somewhat," Kenji said as he put one of his earbuds back on, playing [One Last Kiss], by Hikaru Utada.

"So what are you here for? Surely you aren't here to make me your servant." He scoffed, attempting to make a joke.

"Oh? You already knew? As expected of my future right-hand man." Aira stood up once again, this time being in front of Kenji, casting a shadow over his sitting figure.

"You've got to be shitting me..." He muttered as Aira looked at him with a wide smile.

"Since you already know then I'll be straightforward," Aira said as she reached out her hand for him. "Kenji Joule! Become my servant! With both me and you, I'm sure we can defeat the demon that is Ayase Momo!"

Kenji merely stared at her with a blank expression, not really entertained at her attempt to recruit him, but he had to say she really was the Shiratori Aira he knew.

"I do like the sound of slaying demons, Doom Slayer type shit, but... I refuse." Kenji declined her offer as he stood up, his height of 6'2 dwarfing Aira, who was only roughly 5'5 in height.

"What? Why?! Don't you want to work with the beautiful me? I'm the Chosen One of this world, and Ayase Momo is the villain that plagues this world, I'm tasked with the goal of defeating her!" Aira stomped as she looked up to Kenji's face their difference in height being evident, her expression being that of great frustration.

"Well y'know, it's such a hassle... I can't be bothered to help you." Kenji said as he scratched his head, his clear scarlet eyes calmly stared down at Aira.

The emptiness of his eyes made Aira briefly flinch as she felt like she was peering into something she shouldn't be when she looked at his eyes.

"Hmph, you're clearly colluding with that witch Ayase Momo! Fine, once I'm done crushing her you'll be next!" She pointed at him before stomping out of the place with a pour on her face. Leaving Kenji to his thoughts.

'She's as delusional as ever.' Kenji shook his head with a slight smile as he walked away from the scene, planning on returning to the classroom.

But he stopped as he saw the scene of Okarun and Momo accidently kissing as they collided with each other.

Kenji couldn't help but whistle as he clapped at the romantic scene.

His claps didn't escape the attention of the two students as they snapped their head towards him as they saw him with a wide smirk on his face.

The both of them looked at each other briefly before looking away again in embarrassment.

"Nice going, Ken Takakura-kun." Kenji said as he made his way towards the two of them.

The mere mention of the name Ken Takakura made Momo squeal as she nearly passed out from excitement, turning into a blushing mess.

"Ayase-san!" Okarun snapped his head towards Momo as she lay sprawled on the ground.

But his attention shifted once again as he felt a strong hand landing on his shoulder.

As he looked up to see Kenji's face his first thoughts were 'How handsome!' before recognizing who this person was. It's no surprise that Kenji was popular in Kami High, as the undisputed Strongest surpassing even the likes of Itadori Yuji.

He was snapped out of his thoughts as Kenji started talking. "So, you getting the hang of controlling Turbo Granny's powers?" Okarun's eyes went as wide as saucers as his mouth hung open, Kenji's smirk grew wider after seeing Okarun's reaction to his words.

Even Momo was stunned as she looked at Kenji in surprise, their two connected braincells came to one conclusion.

They've been caught!

———[Chapter End]———

A/N: RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 6 CHAPTERS IN TWO DAYS!!!!!!

KEEP EM COMING!

Anyway, let me know what you all think of how I portrayed the characters of Dandadan Kenji interacted with this chapter, I'm trying to keep it as close as I can to their character. It's been a while since I last read Dandadan so I might make a few mistakes in their character.