Konoha's Medical Ninja: One Punch to beat up Madara

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The passage of time was relentless, and in the blink of an eye, two years had gone by.

In those two years, the world had finally entered a period of relative calm.

The chaos and upheavals that once dominated have given way to an uneasy peace.

While there were no earth-shattering events like before, some significant occurrences shaped this time.

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The World Government, eager to uncover Kisame's secrets, made repeated attempts to extract information.

However, each effort ended in failure, with their agents being forcibly expelled from Fish-Man Island.

These actions infuriated the Five Elders, but their cautiousness of Kisame's weapon—powerful enough to defeat even Whitebeard and Sasuke—kept them from escalating the conflict further.

This led to an unusual stalemate, with both sides maintaining an uneasy distance.

A year ago, the Marines welcomed two new powerhouse recruits.

Fujitora and Green Bull joined the ranks as Admiral candidates, bolstering the organization's strength.

Despite their additions, their activity remained subdued, avoiding large-scale operations.

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The Four Emperors didn't stay quiet, however.

The Big Mom Pirates, emboldened by reports of Whitebeard's apparent weakness, launched a daring sneak attack.

A massive battle erupted as a result.

Yet, Big Mom miscalculated. Whitebeard's injuries were not as debilitating as she assumed, and Sasuke's strength had fully recovered after a short rest.

Together, the duo unleashed their wrath, overwhelming Big Mom's forces.

It was only through Katakuri's desperate intervention—offering desserts to his mother and triggering her frenzied power boost—that Big Mom managed to escape.

Whitebeard, unwilling to further risk his "sons," chose to withdraw, allowing Big Mom's crew to escape with their lives.

This clash cemented the terrifying reputation of Kisame's weapon and reminded the world that the Whitebeard Pirates remained formidable.

Meanwhile, Kaido, known for his bloodlust and love for war, unexpectedly became the most subdued of the Four Emperors.

His uncharacteristic behavior sparked intrigue, leading the Marine investigators to discover his alliance with Uchiha Madara.

The revelation of this partnership sent shockwaves through the world, raising the threat level of both men and resulting in massive bounty increases.

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The current bounties of the world's most dangerous individuals were updated as follows:

Whitebeard 'Edward Newgate': 5,450,000,000 Beli

'Kaido' of the Beasts: 4,611,100,000 Beli

Red Asura 'Madara': 4,480,000,000 Beli

Big Mom 'Charlotte Linlin': 4,388,000,000 Beli

Red-Haired 'Shanks': 4,048,900,000 Beli

God Killer 'Colt': 2,239,000,000 Beli

Kamiyo Colt, however, had completely vanished from the public eye over the past two years.

The World Government, unable to locate him, continued to raise his bounty, issuing warnings to anyone who might cross his path.

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On a vibrant tropical island in the New World, two women were locked in an intense sparring match on the beach.

Their movements, though fierce, were undeniably graceful, blending beauty with combat.

Not far away, beneath the shade of a large parasol, Kamiyo Colt lounged on a reclining chair.

Robin, wearing sunglasses, stood behind him, expertly massaging his shoulders.

"Robin, your massage skills just keep on improving," Colt said, sipping on a chilled glass of juice.

Robin, now transformed from her former self, exuded elegance and maturity.

Time seemed to only enhance her beauty, turning her into a fair-skinned, intellectual goddess.

"I don't know what you're made of," Robin quipped as she pressed harder into his muscles. "It's like my arms need an upgrade just to deal with you."

Colt chuckled, savoring the pampering.

"That's the spot!" he said cheekily.

Robin rolled her eyes, accustomed to his antics over the past two years.

Yet, despite his playful demeanor, there was no denying the comfort and security she felt under his leadership.

Interrupting their moment, Robin leaned closer.

"Our supplies are running low. We've got maybe three days left. The supply team should come soon."

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The past two years had brought Colt a life of unprecedented comfort, largely thanks to Senju Tobirama's infiltration of the World Government.

The former Second Hokage had risen to such prominence within the CP organization that its agents—once relentless in their pursuit of Robin—were now a support team for Colt.

Robin couldn't help but marvel at the irony.

"Don't worry," Colt reassured her.

"They'll be here soon. Maybe even today."

Standing up, he stretched, cracking his joints.

"I feel like having crab for lunch!"

With a simple motion, he summoned a jet of water from the sea, bringing a group of plump crabs ashore.

"Perona, Nami!" he called out to the women sparring on the beach.

"Take a break and help prepare lunch. I'm off to find the little rabbit!"

Perona and Nami rushed over, their sparring forgotten.

Perona glanced enviously at Nami, muttering under her breath, "What's with her growth spurt? And why did mine stop?!"

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Before Colt could begin his search, a rustling sound came from the nearby forest.

Moments later, a fur-covered girl with a petite stature and impossibly long, slender legs emerged, bouncing with excitement.

"Colt! The supply team is here!"

Her announcement brought a smile to Colt's face. As he prepared to welcome the visitors, he couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction.

Life in the New World had its challenges, but for now, he was exactly where he wanted to be.