Lewd Dimensions

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Inside the school wing, which mostly held student club rooms, Ren entered the Occult Research Club room.

"Sorry, I had to persuade my maid to help Utaha with moving her belongings over," not thinking much about his phrasing, Ren said, and going over to the couch that stood in the middle of the room, sat down.

"Welcome back, Ren-kun," Rias welcomed him with a smile behind her desk.

"Ara~? Why does Kasumigaoka-san have to move out all of a sudden?" Akeno placed a teacup in front of him, steam coming up slowly from the freshly brewed, hot tea.

Ren took a sip, and then processed her words, "Ah~That..." Ren hesitated, but thinking that telling them wouldn't me much trouble, decided to share.

"Ai recently decided to live together with me, so when Utaha heard that, she asked to move in with us also."

"Huh?" Rias, hearing his sudden explanation, couldn't understand what sort of connection the three had for them to live together.

"Oh~?" Akeno, with a slight snicker, decided to ask further, "Ai being your maid, I could understand, but why would Kasumigaoka-san start living with you two?"

Placing the tea cup back on the table, Ren leaned back into the couch, "Well, Ai and I started dating. Later, when I and Utaha started going out also, she heard about Ai living with me, she got jealous, I think?" 

This was honestly the best explanation he could give to curious devils.

At this point, Rias's mind exploded, hearing the news, him talking about this stuff with a straight face, smoke came out of her ears.

Akeno sat on the seat next to Ren, laughed, "My~, Ren-kun seems to be living his life the fullest, right, Rias?"

Redhead that just came back to her senses, nodded, "I did not expect proud Kasumigaota to fall that quickly."

Ren, hearing their exchange, just sighed, "You two honestly wouldn't be able to even imagine the full picture of all the craziness that surrounds us, this much? Is kinda mild."

Akeno, turning back to him, said, "Fufufu~ Make sure to tell me someday." She winked at him and bumped him with her shoulder.

hiss gulp

Ren, looking at her full lips from up close, gulped and nodded.

Just then clubroom door opened, and Koneko Tojo came in.

She scanned the room and the people inside.

When her eyes landed on the Ren, they lit up.

She skipped to the couch, stopping right beside his armrest, and extended a hand, with her palm up.

"Hoshino-san, the cupcake was tasty, more?"

Ren did not expect this to be her first words directed at him.

Whatever, he brought his hand up, and a cream cupcake appeared in his palm.

"Here, go at it, but I don't have much more of these, even for me, they are expensive."

He looked up the prices of the two items that were added to the shop.

A steel rod blade had a cost of 10 points, and a set of ten cupcakes cost 5 points.

So, while not being a huge amount, he still preferred not to go around and buy cupcakes.

White haired cat's eyes lit up, she snatched the pastry from his hand, and without much thought jumped to sit on his lap.

nom nom nom

'Soft,' was the first thought when he felt her bum land on his legs. He brought his hand up and lightly patted her short hair. 'Also soft.'

Akeno, seeing their interaction, chuckled, "Fufufu~ Ren-kun likes to lure small girls with tasty snacks, My~, seems like we are in danger, Rias."

But Rias did not hear her words, as she was focused on what had just happened previously.

Ren extended his palm, and cupcake appeared out of nowhere, which confirmed that he wasn't a regular human, and not hiding the fact from the people around him.

"Erm~ Ren-kun, what did you just do?" Rias carefully pried, "And also, could you explain what had happened yesterday when you helped Kiba and Koneko?"

Akeno, too, turned to him and with interest watched his face.

"You devils and your infinite curiosity, huh?" Ren chuckled, not bothered.

Koneko twitched on his lap, but just as quickly forgot all about that, as cream filled her mouth. (Nice.)

"Ara ara~" Akeno covered her mouth and quickly turned back to Rias to watch her reaction.

"Ren-kun..." Rias said with a difficult expression, "You knew about the supernatural?"

"Hmmm~" Ren thought for a moment, how to politely explain to this girl that she isn't all that special.

Deciding on his next words, he continued.

"Alright, let's first start with a little perspective, Rias." he looked straight into her eyes.

"Rias, who do you think is the strongest being in this world?"

"Huh~? What does it have to do with my question?" She got a little confused.

"Please, answer, it will help me explain to you how and how much I know," he nodded.

"Okay, the strongest being? Mmm~ my brother, maybe, if you know about him."

Ren chuckled, quickly comparing the base and true form of Sirzechs Lucifer to other dragons and ancient monsters who still dwelt in this world.

"If you are talking about one of the four maou, Sirzechs Lucifer, then yes, I know him."

This caused even Akeno to raise her brow.

"Talking about perspective, while I think that your brother, Lucifer, is strong, he is not even in the top ten in terms of just raw power."

He said and waited for her reaction. He didn't need to wait long.

Rias Gremory, hearing his words, stood up and slammed her hands on her desk in frustration.

"W-what do you mean, he is called the 'strongest devil' for a reason!!!"

"Exactly, a devil, does this world consist of only devils?" he countered her reasoning.

"Huh~?" trying to understand what he meant, she slightly calmed down.

"Rias, would you believe me if I said that a little black haired girl would scare your brother just with her presence alone?"

"S-stop talking nonsense, w-what do you even know?" she stammered and blew up again.

"Ophis," was all that Ren said when she erupted.

This caused Rias to instantly shut her mouth. She tried remembering the name.

"The infinity dragon? Isn't she dead?" 

"Heh~" Ren chuckled, 'Spoiled princess,' he thought to himself.

"She and the Great Red that resides in the Dimensional Gap are very much real, Rias."

"These are just two beings that very few know exist. Now, imagine how many more there are, those who are staying out of the spotlight."

Ren paused, seeing her thoughtful expression, and decided to finish his TED talk.

"As I said, it is all about perspective. Lucifer being quite famous, and being slightly stronger than the rest, doesn't mean that he is anything special in the grand scheme of things."

Akeno, listening to him, nodded. She honestly agreed with him.

Rias, more or less calm, plopped back into her chair and slid down.

"Let's say you are right, Ren-kun, what does it have to do with you knowing about the supernatural?"

Ren was already tired of her meaningless questioning, so he lightly moved Koneko from his lap to sit on Akeno's instead.

'Soft,' he felt something nice when he placed his hands under her.

"Ahem~" Ren cleared his throat.

"I know, because I know, does it matter?" Ren smiled.

shunp

Ren's figure flickered, he appeared right next to Rias, and flicked her on the forehead.

shunp

He sat back down on his seat and snatched warm kitty back into his embrace.

'Soft'

Rias and Akeno, meanwhile, with their mouths agape, all they saw was just him standing up, appearing out of nowhere, touching Rias's forehead, and just as quickly sitting back down.

Rias was the first one to talk, "Wow~ What was that? Teleportation, no, I didn't feel any mana circulation."

"No, it is a simple movement technique, think of it just me running really fast."

Ren explained in the simplest manner possible.

Akeno turned to him with a questioning gaze, "Movement? But how is that possible?"

"Simple, really, while you use mana and cast spells, I used a simple movement technique, and used my chakra from my core."

It wasn't all that big of a secret for him, knowing all the craziness from other dimensions, this was just grade school stuff.

"As I already told you, from my perspective, power in this world doesn't revolve around mana; there is much more to this."

"As I too learned from one of such beings, who simply didn't show up in the world in the past few millennia, thus no one knows about them."

Akeno suddenly asked, "Who are they, exactly?"

Ren decided to bullshit to the end.

"In simple terms, Outers, Outer beings, Outer gods, beings who enter this world through a dimensional gap, whom even Great Red doesn't notice."

Akeno stayed silent, thinking over his words.

Rias nodded, "Okay. Are they still here?"

"Would you stay at a kindergarten?"

"Huh? Erm~ No?"

"Well, that's my answer to you, I had gotten lucky, and now possess this power."

"Yesterday, after a small breakthrough, I was testing out my speed, saw your club members, and helped."

Rias sighed. Now the whole situation made sense. "Thank you, I forgot to say that, Kiba and Koneko told me that yesterday's stray was hard to handle for them, and they appreciated your help."

Ren nodded, "Well, with its size and speed, it indeed wasn't an easy opponent, just tell them to work together next time."

He lightly slapped the cat's perky butt, and when she turned to him with a questioning gaze, he simply shoved another cupcake into her hands.

With a hum, Koneko happily ignored the roaming hand on her butt.

'Soft'

Rias's face twitched when he mentioned teamwork; this was one glaring problem in her peerage.

"Alright, I will take that into consideration for our next group training."

Akeno too nodded to him, then said.

"Those techniques of yours, can you show us a bit more?"

Rias suddenly remembered his previous words, "Right! Chakra, is it like in Naruto, like those tiddy ninjas and such?"

Ren chuckled, talk about clueless, he glanced between their figures, but then nodded.

"Well, similar, but I don't use any fancy hand signs, that's just an artistic touch in the anime."

He raised his hand, bringing it slightly away from Koneko, right in front of Akeno.

'Chidori'

All three devils, well, one devil and two half devils, saw his hand instantly get covered in a thick blue layer, and lightning coming off in all directions, with a loud crackling sound.

"Wow~ That's exactly like Chidori Kakashi used."

The forever otaku, Rias, came around her desk and crouched right next to his hand.

'Pink' Ren caught a quick glimpse when Rias lowered herself.

Akeno, sitting right next to his hand, marveled.

"Rias, I don't feel a speck of mana, but the feeling I get is extremely dangerous."

"For me, who specializes in Lightning-based spells"

Rias nodded, she too agreed with her.

Ren nodded, "Yes, I don't control its output at the moment, this being the lesser version of a few lightning techniques I know, I'm surprised that you feel endangered by this."

Rias suddenly asked, "Surprised?"

"Yes, as far as I can tell, you both are about low High-class, just in terms of raw power, right?"

Rias and Akeno both nodded lightly.

"By my rough estimations, mine would be around mid Ultimate class, and I was surprised because the difference isn't that big."

Rias, hearing him talk about his stuff so openly, couldn't help but feel weirded out.

"Ren-kun, don't mention it so easily to other people; usually this kind of stuff is very important," Akeno said with a sly smile, as she leaned closer to him.

"Well, I'm not your usual man." He leaned closer to her ear and whispered.

"Fufufu~" Akeno shivered, a red blush slightly coming over her pale cheeks, as she quickly covered her mouth with one hand.

Ren, looking at Akeno beside him, suddenly asked the system in his head.

'System, can I let them touch my hand?'

[Notice: Yes, Admin, if you control the output, they will just experience slight discomfort.]

'Well, they are high-class devils for a reason, I guess.'

Ren reduced chakra that seeped into his palm.

Blue layer with lightning crackling on his hand shivered, and quickly diminished, leaving just small sparks and a quiet buzz.

"Here, try touching this now, this is what chakra feels like." he was honestly curious about their reactions.

Rias, with a wide smile, went right in.

"Ouch~" She felt a small tick but continued to hold his fingers, "Hmm, quite fascinating, at first it hurt just a bit, but now it's just ticklish." When she got used to it, it felt quite pleasant.

She turned to Akeno, "Here, try it!"

Akeno nodded and carefully extended her hand, expecting it to hurt, but pain never came.

"Hmmmmm~" Suddenly, she let out a loud moan, quickly bit her lips, and tried taking her hand off, but instead she just gripped it harder, as her body convulsed.

"Hyaaaaaaa~" her legs shook, she loudly exclaimed as she fell sideways, right into Ren's arms.

"Uh-oh" was all he said, and deactivated the hand vibrator.

Rias, wide-eyed, said, "Huh, what just happened?" and poked Akeno's shivering leg, only causing it to twitch even more.

Ren hugged the shivering beauty in his hands, "Uhm~ Akeno, I think your disposition to lightning... You know, that..."

"Haaah~" Akeno exhaled with a hot breath and raised her watery eyes, looking at the cause of her sudden climax.

"Fufufu~ Ren-kun, I think we might be quite compatible. Is there any more room at your house?"

"You can move in today." Ren seriously nodded, despite realizing this was just spur of a moment joke.

"Fufufu~" Akeno chuckled and enjoyed his embrace a bit more.

Then she tugged on his hand, brought her limp body up, with slightly open pink lips, she whispered, only for him to hear.

"I am quite serious, Ren-kun."

When Ren heard her confession, his eyes spun at the speed of light, time slowed to almost a complete stop, he started to think over what the hell he just heard.

Rias Gremory and Himejima Akeno, while being attracted to both of them.

Rias came with her whole baggage of problems, not taking her personality into account, which was the whole giant by itself, just because of that, he will never make a first move when dealing with her.

Akeno, meanwhile, was a complete opposite: perverted, with a sad past, huggable, soft, curvy, a 10 out of 10.

With him observing her from up close for the past few days, he caught himself drooling just thinking about their possible future.

Ahem

Who wouldn't be, be honest?

A beautiful young woman with long black hair, violet eyes, and a voluptuous figure, just imagine waking up with her in your embrace.

Collecting his thoughts and making his decision, he had already long ago decided to pursue her sooner or later.

Coming back to reality, Ren glanced at Rias next to them, "Rias, sorry, seems like I'm snatching your Queen."

"Huh???" Rias didn't follow this situation.

Ren looked back beauty in his hands, "Himejima Akeno, how does Hoshino Akeno sound, better, right?" With a wink, he smiled and smooched her forehead.

Now it was Akeno's turn to be confused, "Huh~? Wait...really???"

"Yeah, sure, my parents will for sure like you. Come, visit 'our' house today, Ai will nag me a little, but anyway."

Akeno weakly nodded and hid her face in his shoulder.

While it was a hasty offer, she didn't mind; he was decent-looking, powerful, rich, and seemed to understand her, plus his unique power and how she reacted to it....yum.

Rias couldn't hold it in anymore: "Wait, wait, wait, what even happened between you two???"

Both Ren and Akeno turned to Rias, said in unison, "We're married."

"Huh???""

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A/N

Honestly, this was spur of a moment decision.

I decided from the beginning to include romance with Akeno, but this idea came up while writing.

Seemed giga hilarious.

Could not help it, gomen~

- Hoshino Ren

- SP: 1000

- Body: 500 units

- Chakra: 800 units [Further upgrades possible with the use of SP.]

- 3-Tomoe Sharingan (R) [Further upgrades possible with the use of SP.]

- Shunpo: Unique Mastery (SR)

- Lightning Release: Supervibrato (SR)

- Lightning Release: Chidori (R)

- Close Combat Mastery (R)

- High-Carbon Steel Rod of Sharpness (W) (inventory)

- Cream-Filled Cupcake: Ultimate Taste (W) x5 (inventory)

- Black Panties (W) (inventory)