Lil Sunneh and his adventures

Our story continues a few days after Sunny bought his J's, as he walks down the street and stops to stare at a door.

Sunny: huh, Ejiogu's Barbershop? Haven't seen this place in ages.

Sunny walked into the store, and a bell ringed as the door opened

Sunny: What's up, can you fit me in bro?

Jeff: Sunny? Man where you been these days? 

Mysterious unnamed man in a chair: Not at a barbershop, this guy shouldn't be anywhere else

Jeff: I mean those shoes clean tho, they look new too.

Sunny: You know I had to hook myself up with the new J's, had a lil bit left so I decided to be hella clean on top too. 

Jeff: Fosho fosho, let me finish up this guy, and there's another guy before you but I gotchu soon twin.

Sunny: Predicate it.

As Sunny sat down and went through the usual and awkward trying to look interested in the newspaper moment, he couldn't help but look around him. The place looked the same as it did when he came here before he was dead broke. His eye caught a man finishing up his own looking at the newspaper moment and proceeding to open his phone, it was a tall and handsome man.

Sunny: Dang, this must be the guy before me. His hair not too bad tho, it shouldn't take long.

After a quick glance, Sunny also started doom scrolling and waited patiently for his turn.

Jeff: Alright OG, you like the cut?

Mysterious man: Shiiiiii, just call me Shadow you making me feel old. And these waves are gas fire flames my guy. How much I owe you?

Jeff: Just 50 today.

Shadow: 50?! God damn bro the fuck is justifying that price man

Shadow stood up and opened his wallet.

Jeff: Ey my baby momma been tripping yk, the child support got raised and I can't do more jail bro I need to keep this shop alive.

Shadow: You lucky yo grandpa is famous, fresh hairlines must run in the family.

Jeff: Exactly, I can't hook people up in jail yfm?

Shadow: fosho fosho.

Shadow's nonchalant smile faded quickly as he looked at his wallet.

Shadow: Ey bro I'm kinda missing 5 bucks. 

Jeff: No way bro who the fuck carries around 45 bucks?

Shadow: I had to buy tickets for the DUT, you know I can't miss that shit

[DUT=Dap Up Tournament: a traditional tournament held to honour the king of Dap Ups, Peter Parker]

Sunny: Chill I gotchu unc, just pay me back later ight?

Shadow: Preciate it young blood.

Shadow daps up Sunny.

Jeff: Works for me.

Shadow: Cya gang.

Jeff: Cya.

Shadow leaves the store.

Jeff: Need a quick smoke break, I'll be right back.

Instead of responding, both Sunny and the other man nodded downwards, and Jeff stepped outside to smoke.

Young man: You know why his prices are so high?

Sunny: Huh? Cuz he good at his job or sum bro?

Young man: Yeah that too, but not completely cuz of his skills.

Sunny: For real? What's up then does he use voodoo on my shit bro?

Young man: They call me June, what about you?

Sunny: I'm Sunny, but why does that matter?

June: You see that picture on the wall?

Sunny: The picture of Sir Cruse? Of course I have.

June: You know that Sir Cruse is the king of clean hair lines right? Even that mf Thragg and his alien hardware couldn't compete. 

Sunny: Of course I know, he's the goat and inspiration for any hood rat out there. I doubt anyone hasn't had a picture of him on his wall at one point in their life.

June: Exactly my point. Guess who Jeff grandpa is.

Sunny: ... No fucking way, I dapped this guy Jeff up when I was 9. I was in the aura with the legends descendant the whole time?

June: Damn right, and Sir Cruse taught Jeff himself before passing away from Lupus.

Sunny: Damn right he should be charging 50. I thought those clippers looked familiar, are they a reps or the real original Sir Cruse ones?

June: His aura still lingers on it.

Jeff walks back into the store

Jeff: Get on the chair playboy, let me set you right.

June: Ight bet.

And so, Jeff lined June up with the freshest fade, one so fresh corruption itself took a step back when seeing it.

Jeff: Hope it wasn't too long Lil Sunny Boy, hop on the chair.

Sunny: Ight bet.

What we see here is that Sunny repeated the exact phrase June said, but what we don't know is that all customers with a sprinkle of culture respond like this out of pure respect for the barber. Anything more or less is disrespect of the mans time or skill in his shop.

Jeff: What we getting today? A fade like the last guy? I saw you looking at it I know you liked it too.

Sunny: Nah, you know what Sir Cruse would have wanted me to get.

Sunny and Jeff: The cleanest waves with the straightest line up.

Sunny: Hell yeah, Line me up twin.

In the next moments, a magical dance took place around the oddly comfortable chair Sunny was sitting in. Jeff moved with such grace precision and dominance that the very core of the earth stopped to make sure he wasn't gonna tremble. If Sunny had mastered shadow dance at the time, his eyes would have seen wonders more complicated than the threads of fate that Weavers mask showed. His eyes would have burned with pure bliss.

Jeff: All done, how does it feel?

Sunny: Man this is fucking insane, I didn't know a hairline could be this straight! You set me good twin, my guy.

Jeff: So I'm expecting a big tip huh lil bro? 

Sunny: Shut the fuck up and take my 50 nephew.

Jeff: Alright alright I gotchu, cya later bro.

Sunny: Cya.

As Sunny walked down the street, he felt like his hairline could cut atoms, split open a rift in reality and cause wars if he used his newly found power and might wrongly.

Sunny: God damn this shit clean... Wait that Shadow guy is never paying me back is he. Fuck I got scammed by that old head. I'm so fucking stupid.

Still, Sunny was satisfied with his haircut and he enjoyed his day. And we skip to a few days later in a grocery store.

Sunny: Fuck I need to get back to my crib soon, why the hell is the queue so long. Man I bet these Middle class losers won't do shit if I cut in line.

Sunny cut in line in front of a mysterious man so he could get back to his "crib" to watch Season 67 of SpongeBob instead of trying out a new show.

Mysterious man: Hey lil blud who do you think you're cutting in front off? Go to the back of the line like a real man

Sunny turned around with a frustrated expression.

Sunny: Man shut up before I- Wait a sec, ain't you that old head that owe me fiv-

Shadow: I said nothing lil man! Just go ahead and scan your items were all fine. Fuckass kid had to show up now, I can't pay this mf back I need this money more than his dumb looking ass.

Sunny: That's what I thought. You know maybe this ain't so bad, I'm still getting that 5 bucks back later tho I know that.

Though unfortunately for Sunny, he would never meet the Shadow again for 2 reasons. His life would have changed completely in a few days as he falls into his first nightmare, and old man Shadow passed away the same day from Lupus. And this brings our story near the end of Sunny's First nightmare, as he crawls to the alter in the temple.

Sunny: Fuck, I can't even scream anymore. Fuck fuck fuck fuck I'm fucked. 

The Awakened tyrant walked into the temple.

Sunny: God I can't fucking die yet. Hey you stupid shit can we postpone this? Some bum still owes me Five bu-

A voice appeared in Sunny's head, not the one of the familiar spell, but the voice of an old man, one more familiar.

Shadow (Dead): God damn I get it! Will you shut the fuck up about it now?

The shadows surged as they came to life and impaled the awakened tyrant, killing him on the spot.

Sunny: The fuck? You can just do that unc?

Shadow (still dead): Yeah but no we even alright? Don't go around saying I owe you shit, I don't want my name getting ruined cuz of you hoodlum mouth.

Sunny: Yeah for sure, we good brother.

Shadow: Don't fucking call me that either, I'm not your brother.

Sunny: Damn! Why not bro?

Shadow: Cuz I know your dumbass would say the N-word if I let you call me your brother. Now go lock the fuck in and don't ruin them J's.

Sunny: Fosho, I gotchu OG.

And so, our story ends with Sunny calling upon the dead gods to save him, and save that bum ass shadow from getting his name dragged through he mud. Same time next week?