Chapter 228: Chapter 226: Stupid Ass, Bitch Ass
"Hmm, I see. What about you, Pharaoh? I don't believe the only reason you visited the X-Mansion was to purely mock Logan and Hank." Asked Charles curiously as he leaned back and looked at Tut, who faintly smirked while his figure suddenly blurred.
"No, it was also to mock you, Professor." Said Tut with a smirk as he suddenly took a picture of Charles, who now had a head of hair, causing him to softly sigh while removing the toupee.
"I'm glad you're no mutant, Pharaoh. I have enough troublemakers to deal with; I don't need another." Stated Charles lightly as he looked at Pharaoh, who chuckled in amusement while tossing the camera out the window, causing it to enter orbit.
"Nah, but I just visited to check how everyone was doing after Apocalypse… I was also bored, so there's that." Added Tut lightly with a faint smile as he leaned back in his seat while glancing at a photo of Charles and Mystique.
"That reminds me since Storm has returned to her duties as a teacher, what about the three others? Magneto, Psylocke, and that other dude." Asked Tut curiously as he snapped his fingers and looked at Charles.
"Magneto, he has returned to his island… Psylocke has decided to remain, acting as the school's head enforcer, as all the teaching positions have been filled. As for Charles Lavar, or 'the other dude' he has returned to his home in Toronto to live his previous life." Replied Charles softly as he glanced at Tut while exiting from behind his desk and heading toward the entrance.
Opening the door for Charles, I walked alongside him through the halls, which were mostly empty since students were in class, though we did pass a few.
"Hmm, Charles. I suppose you've got a relatively common name. No offense, but that's a rather dull name. I mean, I feel like it fits you perfectly, Professor, but I don't know." Muttered Tut softly as he rubbed his chin with a thoughtful expression while glancing at Charles, whose face twitched.
"Oh Pharaoh, I think you, of all people, shouldn't be judging another's name." "Hey! The hell is that supposed to mean?" Remarked Charles and Tut, respectively, as the former softly shook his head while side-glancing the latter, who deeply frowned.
Scoffing at Professor, I folded my arms and came to a halt as I stopped just beside Eloise's door; she wasn't in class for some reason, but since she wasn't, I might as well peek in and say what's up.
"Alright, Professor CHARLES, I'll see you later. Tell Gambit, Kitty, and Bobby I said hey. Also, tell Mr. Rasputin I apologize for breaking his hand using Apocalypse." Said Tut lightly with a faint smirk as he grabbed Eloise's door while eyeing Charles, who faintly chuckled with a nod.
"Hoho, I'll inform them, PHARAOH. I shall see you soon." Said Charles with a faint smile as he lightly waved his hand before turning the corner, causing Tut to shift his focus to the door.
Opening the door, I entered Eloise's room. Unsurprisingly, she was sitting at her desk, a single dim light bulb illuminating the room as she drew who knows what Eldrich horrors.
"Yo, if it isn't my favorite woman… That's a lie, but you're a woman, so I'm half right." Said Tut with a playful smirk as he leaned down and wrapped his arm around Eloise's shoulder, causing her to nearly mess up her drawing.
"I'm 16… I'm still a child, a girl." Replied Eloise blandly as she glanced at Tut, who rolled his eyes before plopping onto her bed, causing it to creak underneath his weight.
"So, what hell kind of stuff have you been drawing? Whose dying this time?" Asked Tut curiously as he scanned the room, observing the tens of drawings stuck to the wall.
"No one." Said Eloise softly with a sigh and a shake of her head, causing Tut to furrow his brows in confusion.
"Why do you sound sad?" "Because now I know you'll stay for another hour." Remarked Tut and Eloise, respectively, as the former suspiciously eyed the latter, who sighed in defeat while lowering her head.
Rolling my eyes at her exaggeration, I floated above her upside down as I grabbed the paper she finished drawing, only for my face to twitch when I saw it was a drawing of me floating above her upside down while holding a paper to my face.
"You're creepy as fuck; I see why you have no friends except for me." Muttered Tut lightly as he tossed the paper onto the bed while glancing at Eloise, whose facial expressions violently twitched.
"I never asked to be your friend." "Yet, you've never bothered to push me away. Don't lie to yourself; you love me." Remarked Eloise and Tut, respectively, as the former blandly eyed the latter, who flashed a mischievous smirk, causing her to silently groan.
Just as Eloise said, I annoyed her with my presence for the next hour, constantly asking questions about pictures I had no idea what they were about before ending the hour-long fun with a bit of a drawing competition.
Eloise was a fucking insane artist; the fact she only used a pencil yet still managed to create such detail and depth in her drawings was amazing in itself; however, while I'm not trying to sound arrogant, it was a bit unfair for her to challenge me.
"I fucking hate you, Pharaoh." Said Eloise in annoyance as she looked at Tut's drawing, causing him to sheepishly chuckle before quickly burning it with his heat vision.
"Well, you know, I learned from the best." Said Tut awkwardly with a faint smile as he looked at Eloie, who grunted in annoyance while flipping to the next page of her notebook, causing him to wince.
"Y-You know what, I-I think I'm going to leave before you draw a picture of me being brutally tortured… S-Seeya later, Eloise; oh, I'm also taking this photo with me; I'll make sure to return it later." Added Tut softly as he fearfully gulped and slowly approached the door while sneakily grabbing a paper from the back wall.
"Wait… I need to make sure I draw your hairline crooked." Said Eloise as she glanced between Tut and her notebook, causing his face to twitch in annoyance.
"Ugh, fucking monster." Muttered Tut as he shivered in fear while looking at Eloise, who flashed a smile, causing him to shake his head before swiftly vanishing from her room.
Leaving that devil in human skin alone, I quickly took to the skies, though I couldn't make it far when I sensed something rapidly approaching me from below, prompting me to stop as I looked downwards before outstretching my hand, blocking the incoming beam.
'The hell? Scott? Why is he attacking me?' Thought Tut in confusion as he glanced at Scott, who continued to attack, annoying him.
Clicking my tongue, I flashed to the ground directly in front of Scott, who took a moment to finally notice, though, for some odd reason, he seemed furious with me.
"The fuck is your problem?" Asked Tut in annoyance as he folded his arms and eyed Scott, who furiously gnashed his teeth while lowering his glasses.
"WHERE IS JEAN!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER!?" Exclaimed Scott furiously as he stepped forward, grabbing Tut's collar while glaring into his eyes.
"First off, don't grab me like that nigga." Stated Tut firmly as he pushed Scott, forcing him several feet backward while fixing the collar of his suit.
"Secondly, are you dumb or just stupid? She doesn't fucking like you! I've never tried to cockblock you; she just doesn't fucking like you, so stop getting pissed with me." Added Tut in annoyance as he glared at Scott, who furiously clenched his fist before waving his hand.
"She's always been obsessed with you! Ever since she first transferred here! You must've done something to her mind! Are you controlling her?" Asked Scott as he eyed Tut, whose face scrunched in irritation.
"What the fuck is wrong with you? You think I somehow managed to control the strongest fucking telepath on the planet!? Fuck the strongest telepath; she's THE strongest person on this planet! And yet you somehow think I could control her!?" Exclaimed Tut in anger and annoyance as he eyed Scott, who faintly faltered, yet he ground his teeth and nodded, too blind with rage to listen to reason.
"You know what, I don't even know why I'm entertaining you. Stupid ass, bitch ass… I'm leaving." Added Tut in frustration as he glanced at Scott before scoffing and taking to the skies, disappearing faster than he could react.
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After my little altercation with that dumb ass Scott, I headed to my Fortress of Solitude to relax before using the remainder of the day to search for a particular person buried in the ice, using the drawing I had stolen, um, I mean borrowed from Eloise as a reference.
"Hmm, it should be about right here." Muttered Tut lightly as he glanced at the image before stuffing it in his pocket while using his X-ray vision to find what he was looking for.
Almost instantly, I found what I was looking for: a large, old plane deep within the ice; it was not too far away from where Shield found the Kryptonian Spaceship, about ninety miles out.
"Ho, and there he is. Steve Rogers… Fucking hell, he's still alive?" Said Tut lightly with a shocked expression as he scanned the plane's interior, only to find a Steve frozen within the ice.
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Logan is going to be pissed! Also, Scott is about to get his shit rocked if he keeps talking like that!