Minato May Have Been Your Father But He Ain't Your Daddy

[ Chakra: 500 Kakashi (1 Hashirama ) ]

[ Physique: 5 Kakashi (1 Guy ) ]

[ Spirit: 200 Kakashi (1 Madara ) ]

So a lot of you are getting triggered about the stat .... Why?

This is a fanfic, why should it be canon-accurate? Hell, I'll make Naruto wear pink instead of his iconic orange .... because I can.

If I say 1 Hashirama is 500 Kakashi then it is law.

And some guy said Hashirama is only 20 Kakashi, like what the hell.

Even if it was a Hiruzen scale I would have done 200 Hiruzen or 300 for 1 Hashirama, cuz Bro is built different.

How much Chakra do you think Bro had to spam city-level Jutsu like normal shinobi spam C rank jutsu, I bet normal can't even spam C rank Jutsu that much.

Hashirama has to be this strong for him to be a God of Shinobi, He was just another level, his cells are still used for everything in Naruto.

Bro was most likely a result of rushed writing or something, poor Kishi was burdened by deadlines can't blame him.

It's like you guys are asking me to nerf Gojo Satoru, my soul won't allow me to write Hashirama like just another strong shinobi.

At the end of the day, this is AU and also this novel is a slice of life and Mc's strength won't have any impact on the story other than him having a more leisurely life.

It's a fanfic

Daddy Chill!

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So dumbasses like this exist

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This idiot posted a stupid ass comment thinking he is Lelouch, I really have to comment on this guy for being an idiot.

I normally don't like to do this, but this guy's high and mighty-attitude irked me.

Because his solution is stupid and does not offer anything new.

What was my plan, I will recount it one by one

1. Mc gets system.

2. Mc hides his chakra pool

3. Mc slowly trains his physique till he can confidently survive assassinations

4. Try to learn Fuinjutsu, but you all saw he asked for it when his bond got stronger with Kushina.

That dumbass suggested learning Fuinjutsu from Kushina ( No shit Sherlock ) like 99% of us didn't see it coming from just the title.

5. Show your chakra reserves at High chunin to special jonin, show it like you awakened something so higher-ups will believe you awakened bloodline.

6. Now train like a madman without fear,

7. Now ask to train 8 gates from Guy, even if he tells someone about it, it's okay.

The idiot had a genius plan to learn 8 gates in secret, how the fuck you gonna do that. Guy is a very honest person what if he tells someone, in the end it's too risky.

Might Duy decimated the 7 swordsmen of the Mist, so Hiruzen and Danzo very well know the potential of this jutsu. And a Civilian won't be able to learn this Jutsu, So how you gonna explain why the fuck you need the jutsu?

You gonna tell them you got it for toddler Naruko?

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Itsuki gazed at Anko who was looking at him with tears and snot in her face like she saw her god. It was honestly quite a comical sight.

" Boss, You finally came! " Anko said with visible enthusiasm.

" Anko calm down a little, let me at least open the shop " Itsuki said in a helpless tone as he moved past Anko to open the restaurant.

Anko grinned as she walked behind Itsuki.

This was one of the few places where she could be her cheerful self. To her, this place was heaven in her hell-like life. She didn't have to face the disdainful stares of others or their mockery.

She didn't have to hear others constantly condemning her to death behind her back.

Anko didn't fight back because she felt she deserved it for being related to him. The relationship that she was proud of, her teacher the person she hates and respects the most in her life.

Even if deep down she wished for people to trust her for being Anko Mitarashi the Kunoichi of Konoha, not Anko Mitarashi the disciple of Orochimaru.

Each day was like hell where she would do the most dangerous of missions to prove herself, she wanted to show where her loyalties lay.

She went on dangerous missions as a newly promoted Chunin which required a team, but other than a handful of people no one else was willing to work with her.

She was very tired of hearing people wishing she died in her missions, to people cursing why she was still alive, at first they might have been discreet, but now they were doing it more or less openly. 

Anko had thought about taking her life and ending this miserable charade more than once, but her pride made her unwilling to do it. She wanted to prove them wrong ... She wanted to show them they were wrong about her. But despite having this resolve it still did not make her life brighter.

But all of it changed when she came upon this shop, she expected the same disdainful gaze filled with scorn and disgust but instead received a warm greeting which really was like giving water to a person stranded in a desert making her yearn for it more and more, not to mention the food ... it was the best she had and the owner was also pretty handsome.

So all in all Anko really liked this place and most of the time ate from here. 

She sat on her seat with visible excitement as she watched the boss prepare her food...

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Anko gazed at the steaming meatballs in front of her and nearly drooled.

The boss said they were Chimichurri Meatballs although she did not know what the difference was, the scent was enough to make her stomach rumble.

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Anko dug in without much wait, and when she put one into her mouth she nearly moaned out.

" Umm~ " Anko had a hand on her cheek as she savoured the food. 

Itsuki gazed at Anko who was eating his food while having a blissful smile, with a smile on his face.

Itsuki knew about some things that were happening to Anko but he couldn't do anything, And he knew who was the one who was spreading rumours about her so that even the civilians would know about it.

This only furthered Itsuki's resolve to get stronger so he could clean the house quickly...

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{ Isn't it better if Kurenai refers to him as Onii-sama cuz she respects him a lot and is kind of low-key obsessed with him, everyone calls him Onii-san, Kurenai has to be different to be that Yandere little sis right ? } 

"Onii-samaaaa! " A rocket crashed into Itsuki's chest nearly causing him to choke. But he just helplessly smiled as he patted the black-haired girl rubbing her head on his chest like a puppy.

'Hehe~ Onii-sama's scent~' Kurenai discreetly inhaled his scent as she rubbed her head back and forth trying to imprint herself onto him.

While she was doing this she smelled a familiar scent but this time it was very strong, like the person did something to leave their scent there causing Kurenai's red eyes to darken a little.

'Tch' 

It was that woman. Kurenai gazed at Itsuki and feeling his warm gaze caused butterflies to flutter in her stomach. Which only steeled her resolve to grow up quickly so she could entrance her 'Onii-sama' with her charms.

Itsuki unaware of her thoughts just continued to stroke her hair with a smile...

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Danzo is doing everything for the good of Konoha!

Dattebayooo!

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