Miss Witch, please don't leave your fragrance everywhere

vol. 1 chapter 50 - Chapter 50 The Oldest Witch



Chapter 50 The Oldest Witch
  The next day, in the palace of the Kingdom of Radeboyle, King Peter and Rosalin were dumbfounded by the intelligence sent by the spies.

  The spy said that not only did Angelica not go to the library to do research, but she also dragged Abigail to the capital to eat and drink. They also went to the horse racing track and hot springs, and were now on their way to a massage parlor.
  "We're here. Abigail."
  Angelica was full of energy, with no signs of laziness after a whole day of fun, especially when they arrived outside the massage parlor. the smile on Angelica's face always made Abigail feel frightened.

  "Sister Angelica seems very happy."
  "Of course. I've asked around. There are many cute girls at the massage parlors in the capital of Radeboyle."
  "Hmm...are all the masseuses in massage parlors female?"

  Angelica whispered something mysteriously into Abigail's ear, and Abigail's face instantly turned red.
  “Ehhhh—Is it, is it that kind of shop?! A massage parlor, so that’s what it is…”
  "No, they are usually disguised as other shops. Some are bathhouses, some are pubs. Actually, I prefer pubs. Pubs in big cities have cute bunny girls. Let me tell you a little secret, Abigail. The bunny girl is a costume I invented."

  Angelica once thought about becoming a plagiarist, but due to her lack of cultural knowledge, she could only reproduce some small props that she had used in her previous life.
  "Why is Sister Angelica so skilled?"
  "Every girl dreams of having a grand harem, right?"

  "No!"
  Angelica was well aware of which shops she could find cute girls in. Some people might think that there were no vulgar habits in big cities, but on the contrary, many nobles were very fond of these places, besides keeping lovers, and some even became the financiers behind some shops.
  If Angelica were to give her advice, she would recommend going to a big city. Although the price is expensive, it is definitely worth it. Girls in big cities are cuter, less likely to get sick, and there is a chance of encountering a rare species: succubus.

  Few foreign races have lived in human territory for a long time. Even if there are, most of them are half-elves with half-human blood, such as Slude in the Kingdom of Pilsen. Succubus are one of the few foreign races that can move in human territory. They all look like beautiful girls and will keep their beautiful appearance until they die. They usually feed on essence. Most succubus will not take the lives of others, so they are considered a less harmful race.
  Unfortunately, however, most of the succubus nowadays appear in the territory of the Orcs. As for the reason... we will not discuss it in detail for now.
  "Did Sister Angelica often go to these stores?"

  "Not so much often as I've worked before."
  "!?"
  "Didn't I say that I invented the bunny girl? The waitress uniform I used to wear at the tavern was too ugly, so I designed a new one."
  "Could it be that Sister Angelica has already...?"

  "No, my job is just chatting with others. I didn't try it because I was short of money. I just wanted to work part-time to collect costumes like the heroines in the RPGs I played before. In the end, I had to design the costumes # Nоvеlight # myself."
  Angelica kept muttering about how the heroine working in a tavern and getting a bunny girl costume was a classic plot. Abigail knew that Angelica often said things that were completely incomprehensible, but the point was that Angelica went to work just out of interest.
  Abigail breathed a sigh of relief.

  "Great! Sister Angelica is still perfect..."
  "Ah, if that's what you're talking about, then it shouldn't be."
  “…………………………?”

  "Do you know unicorns? Abigail, according to legend, only pure girls are willing to ride on their backs if they touch them. I think they are clearly vulgar creatures that are treated differently. I don't know why everyone thinks unicorns are sacred animals. The nature of the legend is true. I tried to ride a unicorn, but it kicked me... Abigail, don't lift my skirt!"
  "Let me see!"
  "We're on the street! Calm down!"

  Abigail was so excited that she wanted to lift up Angelica's magic robe to confirm its authenticity.
  I can't accept it! Sister Angelica has actually...
  “Who is it? Who did it? Sister Angelica, please answer me seriously!”

  Abigail pushed Angelica into a corner aggressively. Angelica seemed to vaguely see a terrifying aura like red flames from Abigail.
  "Well, what will Abigail do when she finds out?"
  "Of course, burn the bastard who hurt Sister Angelica to death!"

  "Wow, how cruel. Murderous threats really don't suit Abigail. You can't do it, Abigail, because I'm the one who started it."
  "Huh?"
  Abigail's burning anger was instantly poured with a bucket of cold water.

  "My physique changed irreversibly when I became a witch. Contrary to common sense, I am more immune to diseases that are more severe. On the contrary, I am not immune to minor colds that I can recover from. One day after I became a witch, I realized that I was missing something."
  “I-I see…”
  "So unicorns are clearly vile creatures, right? I didn't do anything, but it still kicked me. Although my life has been far from clean since then."

  After finding out that something important was missing, Angelica simply began to let herself go. With Angelica's rich experience working in a tavern, for a while, everyone from the North to the South Islands knew the notoriety of the beautiful girl hunter. Later, Angelica gradually gave up, so that the name of the "black" witch would not be tainted with an unnecessary bad reputation.
  Besides, Angelica thought about it carefully. She has lived for thousands of years. If she continues in that state, she might even have mental problems.
  "Don't worry, Abigail, just go for a normal massage, they won't force normal customers."

  "…So Sister Angelica is still holding on to that ambition?"
  A girl’s dream is to have a harem, which seems weird no matter how you think about it.
  "I gave up a long time ago."

  Angelica smiled.
  Angelica is confident in her charm, but the only person who will not age is Angelica. No matter how beautiful her wishes are, in the end, the only person left will be Angelica.
  After all, Angelica's life will never end. No matter how grand the harem is, it will become Angelica witnessing one person after another leave, the same goes for dwarves and elves. Since you will always return to being alone in the end, it is better to give up from the beginning.

  【Witch TIPS】
  The team of adventurers where the witch had buried the time capsule with was a huge group, with nearly fifty people at its peak, and they came from all over the world.


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