My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing

"Shut up, I don't suck at anything." Chen Yu slipped on his gloves and, accompanied by the white-coated Transcendent, approached the operating table looking it over, "Doctor, how do you connect this thing? Do we use a Band-Aid to stick it?"

The plump neighbor: "..."

The white-coated Transcendent: "Use glue."

"Oh, is it that simple?" Chen Yu, suddenly enlightened, turned to the white coat and extended his hand, "Hand me a few bottles of glue."

The white coat, shocked: "Sir, are you serious?"

Chen Yu, puzzled: "What else?"

"I... I thought you were joking with me. So I played along with the joke."

"What's wrong with you." Chen Yu became angry, pointing at the plump neighbor and scolding, "The patient is in such pain, waiting for our medical treatment, and you still have the mood to joke around with me?"

"Yu," the plump neighbor, pale-faced, sat up, "Maybe let him do it."

"Lie down, don't move." Chen Yu pushed the plump neighbor back down, his expression stern, "Come on, tell me the full procedure, let me test whether you really know how to do it or not."

The white-coated Transcendent took a half step back, "First... first soak the detached part in 4° isotonic saline solution for later use."

"Are you sure?" Chen Yu asked skeptically, "What do you mean 'for later use'? Are you prepping ingredients for cooking here?"

"Just... just call it 'for later use'." The white coat retorted sullenly.

"Is that 4° saline solution correct?" Chen Yu asked again, "Shouldn't you use 100° water for sterilization?"

The white coat: "...Sir, at a hundred degrees it would cook."

"Yu," the plump neighbor got up again, sweating profusely, "I don't want to do it anymore, I really don't."

"Lie the fuck down!" Chen Yu exploded, pushing the plump neighbor back on the operating table, and roared, "Continue, speak!"

"Then... then it's just the normal preparations. Transfusion, pain relief and sedation, administration of antibiotics, hair removal, and cleaning."

"Alright, you take care of those trivial things. I'll only handle the surgery part." Chen Yu looked at the precious object the plump neighbor was clutching tightly and said, "Hand that thing to me."

"Yu... I really don't want to do this."

"Somebody! Anesthetize him! Give him the anesthesia! Stop dawdling."

"The... The Transcendent can't be anesthetized." The white coat wiped sweat from his forehead.

"Is that so."

Chen Yu suddenly realized, then his abilities burst forth, and he gave a fierce karate chop!

"Bang!"

The unsuspecting plump neighbor fainted on the spot.

Outside the medical room.

The armored hunk who witnessed this scene had his breathing quicken.

Sweat soaked his entire back.

Next.

Under the guidance of the white-coated Transcendent, Chen Yu began the operation.

First, it was dealing with the amputated segment and the remnant on the body.

Then suturing the urethra.

Sewing up the corpora cavernosa.

Connecting the dorsal blood vessels and nerves.

After that, restoring blood flow, stitching the skin, creating a suprapubic cystostomy...

The complete set of actions flowed like clouds and water.

During the process, his hands barely trembled at all.

It was admirable indeed for a Transcendent.

"Snap."

Taking off his gloves, he tossed them aside. Chen Yu proudly said to the white-coated Transcendent, "How's that?"

The white coat: "...Sir, you attached it crooked."

Chen Yu started, and then looked down carefully to inspect.

"Huh? It does seem a bit off. Can it still be used?"

"..."

"Can't help it, not my fault. It's too small, I can't see clearly."

"..."

The plump neighbor: "..."

Outside the medical room.

The armored hunk who had witnessed everything swallowed his fears and turned to flee.

"Your Highness! This won't do!"

"We can't let this guy operate!"

Inside, Chen Yu turned around frowned: "What's the goddamn noise outside?"

After a careful observation and noticing that there was no one outside, he didn't think much of it and turned back, wondering whether he should cut it off and start the surgery again.

But he suddenly noticed that the plump neighbor's body was emitting a dazzling golden light!

The title above his head had also changed from "Castrated for the Glory of Humanity" to "Heroic Transcendent with a Crooked Dick."

"Here it comes again! The golden legend!" Chen Yu's pupils dilated.

"What golden?" The white-coated doctor nearby naturally couldn't see anything.

"Never mind that," Chen Yu pushed the white coat aside, "Go find His Highness, and get him ready for surgery."

"But... what about this patient?"
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"Quick, go! Stop wasting time. You can fix him up later."

Having sent the white coat on his way,

Chen Yu excitedly ran around the room more than a dozen times.

Only then did he calm down a bit, his eyes shining as he examined the replicable skills emerging from all around the plump neighbor's body.

[(E- Grade) Agile Wrists: Possesses an incredibly fast up and down movement ability.]

[(E- Grade) Agile Fingers: Hands naturally suited for playing the piano, too bad they were wasted on a pig.]

[(E+ Grade) Superhuman Function: A voice function far superior to that of an average person! A natural-born tenor.]

[(D+ Grade) (Green) Fighting Superman: Extraordinary coordination, muscle explosiveness, and situational responsiveness combine to form this unimaginable Integrated Fighting Potential.]

[(Hero Grade) (Gold) Beastly Strength: With rising anger, strength can grow infinitely without an end. As rage climbs, it comes with an invulnerability that ignores physical, elemental, environmental, spatial, temporal, causal, and any other form of damage.]

[(C- Grade) (Blue) Unique Memory: Holds the account passwords for 278 adult forums, and the debut serial numbers for 792 porn actresses.]

[(B Grade) (Red) Five-layer Defiant Skill: An all-around enhancement of physical fitness, enhancing brain information processing capacity.]

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Unlike a mere change in title.

From "Castrated for the Glory of Humanity," it had become "Heroic Transcendent with a Crooked Dick," without any single letter in common.