My Journey: The Reason Why I Will Live

Vanir: i had been passing my time taunting his Majesty's minions and feasting on the resulting ill will. But his majesty came to me wanting to know if i might make myself useful, instead of simply bullying his subordinates all the time. I accepted his request to investigate around here, thinking it would give me a chance to visit an old friend in town. But as i was passing through, i noticed this dungeon had no master and simply decided to set up shop here.

Varakiel: you said it wouldn't make sense for you to hurt humans, but your dolls are already leaving the dungeon and causing trouble to the townspeople.

Vanir: hmm? I have been using these toys to clear out the monsters. If they are beginning to wander outside the dungeons confines, it must mean there are no more monsters within. In that case, i will cease production of my vanir dolls and move on to my next plan.

Varakiel: so what is it then? Making the deadliest dungeon out there? So more experienced adventurers come here and just when they arrive until the end after all the struggle and sweat and tears in the final room there was a room saying Congratulations you passed the tutorial go down stairs to begin the easy difficulty?

Vanir:....

Darkness:...

Varakiel: ah, sorry about that, i tend to do things to the extreme…

Vanir then gets in a thinking pose.

Vanir: you might have a great idea in there my friend…..

Varakiel: yeah sadly i came to take you down vanir.

Varakiel then unsheates his sword 

Darkness: f-finally!

Vanir: oh? Bwahahaha! Bwahahaha i see you aren't the average human! Very well then show me to it how you will deal with me.

Varakiel then charges forward.

Vanir easily evades!

Vanir: bwahaha youre so easy to read.

Varakiel: hehe, really?

Varakiel suddenly mows down!

Vanir: so easy!

Varakiel: it says it the guy who is reading my mind to know we're to evade.

Varakiel then slash 

Vanir: so eas-

Vanir read that he was going to slash to the left but actually he slash to the right.

Varakiel: got you, mind reading is easy to counter as a warrior you know.

Vanir: oh? How so?

Varakiel: i am using my heart to guide my attacks~.

Vanir: bwahahaha splendid.

Varakiel: oh wait but there's more, darkness!

Darkness suddenly throws three bottles to them!

3 explosions occur!

Vanir: *cof* do you really think mere explosives could.

Varakiel had his hand on vanir mask.

Varakiel: got you!

Varakiel quickly with all his strength takes it off vanir earth body! And he quickly puts it on!

Vanir: bwahahaha you have made a wrong decision human now i shall—!!!!!?

Varakiel: surprised? This is my trump card, a skill that makes me inmune to any mental damage.

Vanir: what!? Then why could i read your mind!?

Varakiel: easy i let you, bwahahahaha.

Vanir: hey get your own evil laugh!

Varakiel: no i don't think i will.

Varakiel then puts the seal on the mask.

Varakiel: alright let's leave darkness~.

Darkness: a-alright…..were you telling the truth about that you didn't mind well sculpted abs?

Varakiel: of course! A girl who trains her body diligently is also beautiful.

Darkness: i-i-i see….

Darkness then rush out blushing deeply.

Vanir: i must admit human, you tricked me very well, i didn't expect such skill.

Varakiel: haha, well i came prepared for a reason, the same thing i did with beldia i did to you, i abused your arrogance.

Vanir: bwahahaha, very clever indeed, but you are quite arrogant yourself you know?

Varakiel: mhm, but i have backed it up with a plan always, you would have taken me seriously if you saw that you were unable to read my mind, and besides another mistake was using your dolls, you literally told me you were here beforehand and so time for planning.

Vanir: ah, no wonder, my own dream delated me , i wasn't careful indeed.

Varakiel: seriously next time do the dungeon in secret, you could have made it so no one knew who made it and in the last room there was a ant in a throne telling them their congratulations, could you imagine their faces when they see that they are no better that a single ant? Hahahaha

Vanir: bwahahahaha you are a very interesting human indeed!! I will do that the next time, so sad this dead will be a shameful one.

Varakiel: yeah but even as a great devil that has lived eons, you can still learn afterall, learn from your deaths and in the 100 make the ultimate dungeon a dungeon that can prevail indefinitely , hahaha.

Vanir: human….bwahahaha you are really wise for a human!

Varakiel: mhm even though i haven't lived for eons i have lived for billions of years, simulated but still lived.

Vanir: oh? How so? 

Varakiel then tells his tale of how he tricked a god and locked him in his dream.

Vanir: human hahahahaha you are even willing to go against gods, you and me will have a great relationship on my second live!

Varakiel: hahaha, but not worry, this death will go with a bang!

Vanir: oh!? Great! At least a grand death to start the second one!

Varakiel then walked out of the dungeon while chatting with vanir.

…..

Darkness:.....he's seriously taking his time…..

Vanir: are you for real? Glad that i got your body and not that girl one.

Varakiel: yeah, but it would have been funny seeing that, hahaha!

Varakiel and vanir voices sound from the bottom of the entrance stairs.

Varakiel: (hey vanir since we have become friends what if we put a show?)

Vanir: (oh ho?)

Salamander: (idiot….)

Varakiel: (right outside is a dumb arc-priest that surely knows who you are and she will release a spell to hurt you, let's pretend that actually disturbed me and i will allow you to take over my body and after a while i will take it back)

Vanir: (bwahahahaha very well that will make my death more grandeur!)

Varakiel then rushes outside!

Aqua: Sacred Exorcism!

Varakiel & vanir: Ahhhhhh!

Varakiel then collapsed to one knee

Varakiel: i-idiot! You interrupted the mind control immunity haaaaaa 

Vanir: bwahahahaha.

Vanir begins to laugh in varakiel body.

Darkness: oi aqua! What do you think you're doing, slamming varakiel with magic like that!? 

Aqua: what are you talking about? That magic has no effect on humans. I sensed an evil presence, so i just thought I'd try it….

Varakiel: aqua , even if he has no effect it still counts as hit! My mental damage immunity removes if i get hit!! Ghaaaaa!!

Aqua: ….Haaaaaa!! Im sorryyyyyy!!!!!

Vanir: fool priest, the plan of your great hero failed because of your incompetence bwahahaha.

Sena: e-everyone! Take him down!

Megumin: darkness darkness what's going on here!? Why is varakiel wearing that mask? It's not fair! I want a mask, too! Such a mask stirs the heart of a member of the crimson magic clan!

Yunyun:....i-is varakiel going to be alright…..(i want that mask too)

Yunyun couldn't admit it but the mask was indeed cool.

Granberia: salamander…..he is playing around isn't?

Salamander suddenly appear besides granberia…

Salamander: Well it seems he became friends with that guy, but since they are enemies varakiel wants to give him a good death or something like that….

Granberia:.....You are kidding me right? *Sigh* he can't just do these things without telling me, ill show him.

Granberia then walks to where Varakiel was attacking the adventurers….

Vanir: bwahaha this body is good! Such a surprising balance in everything!!

Adventurer: damn! Varakiel is truly strong!

Adventurer: yeah no wonder he could defeat beldia, and stop the destroyer!

Vanir:bwahaha cubs and fledglings, all of you! Don't be shy–test yourselves against me!

Adventurer: surround him everyone circle up on this quack adventurer!

Vanir: bwahahahahahaaaa not even a swarm of you small fries would be a match for me!

Granberia: varakiel…..

Varakiel: ...(uh oh , uh vanir show's over…)

Vanir: (who is she?)

Varakiel: (my wife….)

Granberia:...i will give you 3 seconds and no more…1….2….

Varakiel: haaaa i am back i got back the control of my body thanks to granberia words hahaha.

Megumin:.....

Darkness:....

Yunyun: I am so glad.

Sena:....

Granberia: good, but next time tell me about the changes on the plan, alright?

Varakiel: a-alright~.

Granberia: i been clear?

Varakiel: crystal!.

Vanir:....(this woman is terrific no wonder you like her so much….)

Varakiel:....(mhm ...anyways ready?)

Vanir:.....(bwahahaha bring it)

Varakiel then takes off his weapons and hands them to granberia.

Granberia: good, megumin use explosion on varakiel and finish this off.

Megumin: ehhh!?...a-alright!....but he's going to be okay, why not darkness?

Varakiel: do it megumin i will be okay.

Varakiel gives a thumbs up to megumin.

Varakiel: bwahahaha

Vanir: hey my laugh is a trademark you can't use it!

Varakiel: too bad bwahahaha! (See you later!)

Megumin: Explosion!!!!

A massive explosion rocked the field in front of the dungeon.