Chapter 47: Crimson Clan Villagers are Dumb!
Everyone was back in axel after dealing with hans…
Varakiel: megumin go!
Megumin: Explosion!!
A massive fireball tore through the several monsters on the plains.
Yunyun: great we are done!
Darkness: alright let's go back everyone.
Granberia: good job.
Megumin: how many points was that varakiel?
Megumin in varakiel's back asked.
Varakiel: hmmm….i will give it a 88 points.
Megumin: kuh, i haven't improved much then.
Varakiel: haha, alright let's go back.
Megumin: next time i will get 100 points!!
Granberia: that's the attitude….even though i don't understand how you give it a score…
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The next day back at home at evening…
Yunyun: m-mr varakiel! I…! I….!! I want to have your children!
Varakiel:....you are too young for that child.
Granberia: put yourself together!!!
Granberia smacks yunyun.
Yunyun: it hurts!!!
Aqua: hey megumin could i make a different move? If you let me take it back, I'll give you this weird-shaped rock i found in the bath at arcanletia.
Aqua who paid a visit to varakiel's house was ignoring yunyun declaration.
Megumin: what in the world has gotten into you? Do you even know what you're saying?
Darkness: she's right, yunyun what is it? Is someone blackmailing you, did you lost a bet!?
Granberia: is something like that child!? Tell me who is it and i will sent them straight to hell!
Granberia says as she takes out ares from her inventory….
Yunyun: w-well! Well! If varakiel and i don't have a child, the whole world will—! The demon king will—!
Varakiel: did you visit a shady fortune teller?
Yunyun: listen! Crimson magic village–our home—is going to be destroyed!
….
Varakiel: from the start, my child. Whats wrong.
Yunyun: o-okay i just received this letter….
Yunyun hands the letter to varakiel….
"By the time this letter reaches you, i will be dead. It appears that the army of the demon king, which long feared our power, is finally preparing a serious invasion. A massive military base has already been established near the village. But that is not all. Beside the multitude of minions, a general with strong resistance to magic has been dispatched. Heh-heh. That wily demon-king- he really is afraid. With no chance of destroying the base, our options are limited. That's right. As the chief of the crimson magic clan, it is my duty to duel the general of the demon king's army, even if it costs me my life. My beloved daughter. As long as you are left, the blood of the crimson magic clan shall not run dry. I leave you my place as chief of our clan. You are the last of the crimson magic clan in this world. Do not let it die out…
Megumin:...
Darkness:.....
Granberia: oi this is really serious…
Varakiel: no it's not.
Yunyun: m-mr varakiel theres another page.
Varakiel then notices the bottom text of the next page.
Varakiel: chronicle of the hero of the crimson magic clan, chapter 1- by arue.
Yep this is someone delusion wrote in the letter.
Granberia: what do you mean?
Varakiel: all this is, except the demon king general and the massive military base is fake.
Yunyun:. H-how are you sure mr varakiel…
Varakiel: notice how the letter has two hand writings…the idiots were trying to write a letter but decided to create a dumb tale, notice that it says chapter 1-by arue, is your father arue?
Yunyun: AH!
Megumin: AH!
Varakiel: if they say chapter 1 it means they plan to make chapter 2 and how will they do it if they are dead.
Darkness:.....makes a lot of sense….but oi write , by the time this letter reaches you, i will be dead.
Granberia: i am going to beat the two guys who wrote this letter.
Varakiel: yeah prepare everything we are going to the crimson magic clan. I am going to beat your father for making you cry yunyun.
Yunyun: just don't kill him.
Megumin: right….
Darkness: i am not the kind who gets pleasure from hurting others but i seriously want to punch him hard.
Varakiel: also postscript
"Postage is expensive, so the chief let me use the same envelope as him. I'll send you chapter two when it's ready."
Yunyun: aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! Stupid arueeee!
Varakiel: calm down child, shhh is okay it was shameful, come here.
Yunyun: waaaah!! I was really scared! Big brother!!
Yunyun says as varakiel hugs her.
Varakiel: shh is okay your big brother is here.
Megumin: b-big brother?
Darkness: such nickname…
Varakiel: you know is okay if you call me big brother too, me and granberia are 28, we are way older than you~.
Granberia: not worry child, is okay.
Yunyun: waaaah big sister!!!!
…..
Yunyun: t-t-thank you *sniff* big brother.
Varakiel: everyone ready?
Megumin: yes!
Darkness: yes
Granberia: let's go.
Aqua: d-do i need to go?
Varakiel: if you want to you can stay after all this opponent is someone you can't fight, sylvia is a chimera she can easily adapt to your holy damage.
Aqua: alright! Then ill stay here!
Varakiel:.....okay….
Yunyun: l-lets go!
Varakiel and the others went to wiz shop.
….
Darkness: h-here? I would rather avoid this place…
Varakiel: too late~.
Vanir: hello, hello, hello! If it isn't my great friend the demon king archnemesis! And the young woman whose still waiting until her master first command and if isn't our gimmick clan member who knows only gimmick magic and the promiscuous girl that even though the letter is fake she wanted part of it to be real, also the dragon wife who got jealous because someone was asking for babies to his husband! You could not have come at a better time.
Darkness: i-i am not!!
Megumin: Gimmicky clan member!?
Yunyun: p-p-promiscuous!?
Granberia: say that again punk.
Varakiel: where is wiz?
Vanir: she has been the test subject of my new product a magical item that repels the undead. Just open the lid, and a divine aura will keep them at bay for at least twelve hours. I recall you are sometimes accompanied by a most unusual someone of whom the undead are especially fond.
Varakiel: so it works on lich's aswell? impressive, give me 10, with the amount i had saved up until now money isn't really a problem now.
Granberia: mhm right now we have at least a billion and a half of eris.
Vanir: bwahahaha you sure know how to save up money, unlike a certain arc priest who lose it in time record!
Varakiel: the joke doesn't work if she isn't here though.
Vanir: yeah i guess you're right, here you go my friend 10 undead repellent it would be 10m eris!
Varakiel hands him 10m eris.
Megumin: money surely flies…
Darkness: well varakiel and granberia really know how to manage money so no wonder.
Yunyun: right…
Varakiel: anyways i came to see wiz can you stop her punishment and let her out?
Vanir with a hangdog expression close the lid of the undead repellent. And open the windows so the white mist released clears out. And with that wiz emerged from the back room.
Wiz: mr varakiel, welcome!
Varakiel: wiz i think we are past the business relationship call me just varakiel.
Wiz: ah umm….w-welcome Varakiel.
Varakiel: mhm, actually i came to ask you for some help.
Wiz: me? Help?
Varakiel: yeah do you perhaps have a teleport coordinate for the crimson magic clan?
Wiz: sorry the only coordinate i have near it is arcanletia.
Varakiel: a shame we could have saved time then ill teleport us myself to arcanletia.
Wiz: you learnt teleport already?
Varakiel: is the special technique of my family, is called space and time control, hehe. Alright girls get close to me.
Then everyone gets close to varakiel.
Varakiel: ill see you later wiz and vanir don't miss me too much~.
Wiz: be careful out there varakiel and sorry i wasn't able to help!
Wiz waved her hand cutely to them.
Vanir: bwahahaha just after hans you go for silvia, really the most diligent of heroes.
Varakiel: so you heard that she is there, well time to make the 5 generals to 4. Hahaha. Also don't worry wiz you helped enough with hans ill give you something as a thanks later.
Varakiel and party disappears…
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