Chapter 114: Another Useless Skill
Kelan came inside Ana, her legs wrapped around his back. His semen traveled far, to the deepest part of her and began to fertilize one of her eggs.
[Ding!]
[You have Impregnated a permanent woman; Ana. You have unlocked another skill.]
[Skill: Doodle Absolute Manipulation.]
[Use: You can use this skill to control your doodle.]
[Skill Bank: 102/1000]
Kelan stared at the notification panel in front of him and then out of annoyance he tried to punch it but he punched empty air, causing his body to momentarily move forward and his dick sliding out of Ana's pussy.
"Ahn~ what is that?" Ana asked as she noticed Kelan acting weird. She knew he had a system but what he was doing seemed strange to her so her mind didn't go there.
"I…I'm sorry, I will wash up," Kelan said, getting up and entering the bathroom, resting his hand on the wash hand basin.
'Mystro, what the fuck was that? Another useless skill?' Kelan asked angrily inwardly.
{Woah, woah, calm your voice, dickhead. That system is programmed to dish out skills randomly. Do you think a whole arsenals of one thousand skills is going to be all OP skills? Besides, it's such a good skill.}
'Good huh? Doodle manipulation? Like I can just control people's shit? Make it make sense.'
{Haha, you got it all wrong. Read it again. It said to control "your" doodle. Let's say you travel to a place where you can't use the toilet or are on a run, you can go months without taking a shit and eat as much as you want. Though, when you are finally going to shit, it's going to be one hell of a bomb, muhahaha.}
'Oh…' Kelan's mouth formed into an O and then he suddenly chuckled at the hilarious description of the skill when he finally stared at it properly.
'That is funny. You are correct, it's going to come in handy in some situations. But imagine not taking a shit for a year and finally shitting everything at once. That's going to be very messy.'
{Haha, once held all my shit for two fucking years. And guess what? I did it just to get back at a girl that ditched me, gagaga.}
'...'
'Don't tell me you shit in her house?'
{If I did that in her house, that's even much better. I shat everywhere in her expensive spaceship. It was so much that every cleaning agent refused to clean it no matter how much was offered. She had to fly her spaceship filled my shit since she couldn't afford a new one, hahahaha.} Mystro laughed hysterically, his voice sounding from Kelan's vocal cord.
'Okay, now that's weird. You really are so shameless. I don't want to imagine two years worth of shit.' Kelan shook his head, cringing at the imagination. He washed his dick and walked out of the bathroom. Getting back to the room, Ana was no longer there. But there was something left on the bed for him.
"A letter?' Kelan muttered as he walked towards the bed and picked up the letter opening it.
"I love you… I wish I had met you earlier," Kelan read the words and let out a chuckle afterwards.
He dressed up and went to the living room. There he saw Ana carrying Anya, who seems to be asking some weird questions.
"Mom, is it true you and dad are training to make a sibling?" Anya asked with a very serious and innocent expression that they dare not refute.
"W-Who told her this? Was it you, Tina?" Kelan asked, looking towards Tina.
"Woah, why do you always attribute every perverted thing to me? Linda is way more corrupt than m—" Tina kept quiet as Ana shot a brief glare, telling her Anya was listening.
"Okay, me and daddy were making a sibling for you. You can't tell anyone about this, not even your best friends, okay?" Ana said to Anya with a smile.
"Pinky promise. Anya won't tell anyone!" Anya exclaimed, sticking out her pinky finger. Ana locked hers with it and they made a promise.
Suddenly, a knock came on the door and Jaden walked towards it to open it since Kelan already told her someone was going to bring the keys of the new house. Jaden opened the door and a meek girl in black suit and flushed face was at the doorstep.
"Hello, I don't know if I am at the right house but I am looking for Mr. Kelan," Sarah said meekly.
"He lives here. Come on in," Jaden gestured to her to come inside.
Nodding her head slightly, Sarah came inside.
'Is this where this rich young guy lives? And are these all his wives he was talking about? No wonder he wanted a whole Villa. But to upgrade from such a small house to a bigg—"
"Sit down, please," Sarah's thoughts were interrupted by Tina who told her to sit on the couch. Sarah was nervous by the numerous gaze on her. Some of the women staring at her weren't humans and the ones that looked human seemed terrifying too. But the one that chickened out was the dragonkin, Zuzana who had her fiery draconic eyes locked on her.
Kelan was seated opposite Sarah and he flashed a smile at her. "So, is everything ready? I can't wait to move my wives there," Kelan said.
"Yes sir. Everything is ready. These are the keys to the house," Sarah said, dropping a box containing numerous keys and cards on their center table. "I…I also brought the document and pictures of the penthouse like you asked," Sarah said, handing over a catalogue to Kelan.
Kelan collected the catalogue and showed it to Zuzana. Since he didn't no longer had up to the amount of the money he could use to purchase the penthouse which cost fifteen million credits, he had to move to Zuzana who was the richest among them. She had an almost unlimited spending limit which she barely used.
"This is the penthouse I told you about, what do you think?" Kelan asked. So as not to cause jealousy, he also showed the others and they all liked it.
"Well…" Zuzana suddenly leaned forward and whispered something in Kelan's ears and his eyes widened before turning into a smile.
"I will purchase it. Did you bring the payment machine?" Kelan asked.
"W-What? You'll pay in full too? Yesss, I bought the machine," Sarah stuttered before regaining her composure and carrying the machine in front of Kelan. Kelan inserted his card into the machine and typed his password.
[Processing…]
[Payment Successful.]
The machine printed out a receipt. With shaky hands, Ana handed the receipt to Kelan. It was useless though since they were going to transfer ownership to Kelan. Within minutes, she began the ownership transfer to Kelan.