My wife name is Erina Nakiri

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On his phone, Renz had saved Erina's contact as "Big Tsundere." The phone was flat on the table, speakerphone on. The call connected quickly. Renz spoke first, seizing the moment: "My dear wife, I'm on speakerphone right now. I've run into a bit of trouble and need your help to prove something."

"Hmm?" Erina's single syllable perfectly conveyed her confusion.

"Well, you see, there's a girl at our school who's been relentlessly pursuing me. It's quite annoying. I told her I'm already married, but she doesn't believe me and keeps chasing after me. But you know my personality; I'm absolutely dedicated to you, to the death," Renz's inner self curled into a triumphant smile.

The wisdom of an elder. What do you call a desperate counterattack?! Tactical lean back.

Masuzu Natsukawa's "clever" idea had already somewhat displeased Renz. But as an elder, Renz was generally quite magnanimous and hadn't bothered to respond. This time, with an opportunity to decisively crush her, he would completely put Masuzu Natsukawa in her place.

Such amateurish dirty tricks, and you dare to flaunt them in front of me? You probably don't know the true combat power of the Jealousy Queen, the Great Tsundere. You really think a tsundere is easy to bully?

As Renz's words hung in the air, a subtle "hashtag" mark seemed to appear on Masuzu Natsukawa's forehead.

What do you mean "relentlessly pursuing"? She simply didn't believe Renz was married. If Renz really was married, Masuzu wouldn't be so "aggressive." It was because the news of his marriage seemed too fake, giving Masuzu a feeling of "guaranteed victory," that she pressed on, trying to "grill" her opponent's resolve. She hadn't expected to be severely "grilled" herself this time.

"Is she next to you now?" Erina's voice was calm, as if she was completely unfazed by the situation.

"She is," Renz replied, perfectly composed. Erina seemed calm, but Renz could hear the storm brewing beneath that tranquility. A tsundere doesn't get tsundere about just anything. Even the kindest people have areas they protect fiercely. And a tsundere's protectiveness was like a roaring tiger.

Renz thought about this. On the other end of the phone, Erina's tone had become so icy she wasn't bothering to be polite. "Tell her to scram right now. She should know what she can touch and what she can't, so she can weigh her options."

How brutal…

Everyone in the student council office felt the room's temperature drop a notch.

So scary.

That tone sounded like she was ready to pursue him across a thousand miles.

Oh no, oh no, oh no!

Miyuki Shirogane looked at Renz's face. Comrade Renz, I never knew Erina-sama was such a battle-ready tigress! You'll have to endure your future married life! With that kind of demeanor, he might have to kneel on a floor for every mistake. Miyuki Shirogane felt a bit ashamed thinking about it. In Japan, a country known for producing wives with "Yamato Nadeshiko" personas, to have such a fierce tiger emerge was truly unexpected.

"I think she probably understands now," Renz said with a slight smile, looking at Masuzu Natsukawa's crestfallen face. He didn't find the Big Tsundere's behavior scary at all.

Normal.

A fierce tiger protecting her food, you see.

Masuzu Natsukawa was truly collapsing at this point. This very same phrase had been spoken by Renz on the first day of school—exactly the same. Renz had also told her to scram, with an extremely rude attitude. Now, a different person was saying the same words.

You two truly are a married couple.

Even their speaking style, including their brutal demeanor, was identical.

"Besides, do you think I would give her a chance?" Renz continued.

"Then you've done quite well," Erina's tone was no longer as icy, showing a stark difference in her attitude towards Renz versus others. "I'm coming to stay at your place this weekend. Do you need me to bring any ingredients?" Erina shifted the topic to something seemingly insignificant but still asserted her claim.

"No need, your presence alone is enough for me," Renz said earnestly.

"URUSAI!!!"

Erina found Renz increasingly glib. His offhand remarks always brought a smile while causing a tiny bit of embarrassment. "I don't want to talk to you anymore."

"The self-proving part should be clear now, right?"

"I don't know why there's so much doubt about something like this."

"Just show them the marriage certificate."

Typical of you.

"So domineering."

"But the problem is, aren't we supposed to keep it a secret for now?" Renz lightly uttered a few words.

"For people like her who are pursuing you, just show them the certificate and let their love-struck brains calm down thoroughly," Erina declared. However, this was clearly just "angry talk," meant only to intimidate the listeners next to Renz. Renz could still understand this underlying meaning. When the Big Tsundere spoke her "tsundere words," Renz could decipher her meaning. If she didn't speak tsundere words, it would be much harder to interpret.

"Oh, oh, understood, understood," Renz said to the others nearby. "Did you all hear that? What my wife said was clear enough, right?"

Kaguya Shinomiya's head 'thumped' against the table.

This is too ridiculous.

All her deductions were wrong? An 18-year-old getting married? And it's happening right before her eyes? Renz, a classmate from the same grade and student council, who seemed unremarkable except for his looks and whose academic performance looked average at best—is a married man!

"Things here are clear now, so I'll hang up the call?" Renz asked.

"Mm," Erina agreed from the other end of the line.

Just as Renz was about to hang up, she spoke again: "Wait."

"Is there anything else?" Renz asked.

"Are they still there?" Erina asked in a probing tone.

"They are," Miyuki Shirogane chimed in as a narrator. "I'm Renz-kun's friend and the student council president, my name is Miyuki Shirogane."

"Congratulations on your marriage! I'm Chika Fujiwara, the student council secretary," Chika Fujiwara said. "Yesterday, I witnessed Renz-kun's proposal firsthand. His confession was seen by everyone at the restaurant; his voice was super loud!"

"Hey, Fujiwara-san, you don't need to emphasize that, do you?!" Renz expressed his displeasure from the side.

"There are two other classmates, whom I won't introduce. Wife, if you have something to say, please say it quickly. If it's private, I can go outside to take the call," Renz felt Erina had something more personal to say, which was why she asked if others were still present.

"No, let them listen," Erina took a deep breath on the other end of the phone, cleared her throat, seeming to gather her emotions.

The next second, Erina spoke in a 'dominant woman' queenly tone: "MUA—Renz will always be my little sweetheart."

¡!¡

All the student council members' souls suddenly stood at attention.

Miyuki Shirogane's heart felt as if it had been pierced by an arrow.

Ah, I'm dead.

This damn sweetness.

Renz was also dumbfounded. He hadn't expected Erina to pull such a move. Are women truly so cruel? To declare their ownership so dominantly? Normally, the Big Tsundere wouldn't be this "direct." She usually expressed her feelings clearly and frankly only when Renz took the initiative, offering a reciprocal response when she was in a passive position. Now that she knew her husband was being contested, she immediately went on the offensive?

Renz was about to counterattack.

But the Big Tsundere had already hung up.

Given her personality, saying something like that probably made her want to immediately run away from embarrassment. Renz could imagine Erina on the other end of the phone, in a state of steaming embarrassment.

"Um... Renz-kun, your wife is just too cute!" Chika Fujiwara couldn't help but exclaim. "That personality, in anime terms, is a tsundere, right?"

"Or rather, a CEO-sister type of tsundere."

"Yes, Renz-kun," Miyuki Shirogane praised. "I originally thought your wife was a fierce beast, but it seems my understanding was too shallow. Such a creature should be called a 'cute tiger' instead."

Renz shrugged slightly. He said with a helpless tone, "Is there nothing left to say now? My wife is the cutest in the world!"

"And do any of you still have doubts about my marriage?"

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