Naruto: Impregnation No Jutsu

{Congratulations! You have fucked Konan and taken her virginity!}

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One-time use of Konan's paper body for 1 minute

1,000 gold coins

"Ehhhh..."

Am I hearing things? I couldn't help but worry about my mental health a bit. It's not normal to hear voices in your mind, especially when you're not high on that Martian weed.

You know, the kind grown specially on Mars, hand-picked by little Timmy, who's 12 years old and has 8 years of work experience in that field. Gosh... I remember taking those things back in my college days.

Sigh... good old days.

ACH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Suddenly, something hit me hard. My head was hurting like never before. I could basically feel it throbbing because of the pain. It felt like my brain was about to burst open like a nut.

A nut job... FUCK, WHY AM I THINKING OF DAD JOKES IN THIS SITUATION?!

As I couldn't really handle the pain anymore, I just felt my body losing all of its power, slowly but surely, until I collapsed on the bed. My vision blurred, and the last thing I saw was the blue-haired woman I just fucked, already sleeping peacefully.

She loves sleep. Noted.

NO! FUCKING IDIOT, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO ACT LIKE A PROFESSIONAL PLAYBOY! Seeing myself making mental notes about this blue-haired woman's preferences was just... ugh. I cursed at myself and nothing else.

Sigh, I'm a default playboy. What could I even do?

And suddenly I could also feel some kind of memories and information entering my mind.

A Few Moments Later

When I finally came to, the pain in my head had subsided, but the voice was still there, echoing in my mind like a bad pop song you can't get out of your head.

{Congratulations! You have fucked Konan and taken her virginity!}

{Please select one of the three rewards:}

Recipe for top-tier paper bombs

One-time use of Konan's paper body for 1 minute

1,000 gold coins

Okay, guys. I've got good news and bad news.

The good news?

I REINCARNATED IN NARUTO, BABY! HELL YEAH!

Cough Ahem. Let's be civil, I said to myself before continuing. It turns out I died in my past life and reincarnated as Yahiko in this world, and I just remembered my past life today.

Now, I wasn't some crazy-ass fan of Naruto like many of my friends. I mean, I watched it, sure. I knew the basics—Ninja villages, Rasengan, Shadow Clones, and all that jazz. But I wasn't the type to cosplay as Kakashi or argue about who would win in a fight between Madara and Kaguya.

But hey, if I've reincarnated here, I'm not gonna let this opportunity slip away.

I can become immortal in this world! I can make harems of beautiful women! I can learn all the cool jutsu and maybe even invent a few of my own. It ain't too bad.

The bad news?

I reincarnated as Yahiko.

You know, the guy who's destined to die.

FUCK MY FATE AND THAT FAT PENGUIN!

Flashback to the Void

I couldn't help but think back to that giant, KFC-loving penguin who'd handed me the blue pill.

That smug bastard knew exactly what he was doing. He probably sat there, munching on his chicken wings, thinking, "Let's see how this guy handles being Yahiko. This'll be fun."

Well, joke's on you, penguin. I'm not going down without a fight.

Back to Reality

I looked around, taking in my surroundings. I was in a small, dimly lit room with wooden walls and a single window letting in a sliver of moonlight. The air smelled faintly of ink and paper, and I could hear the distant sound of rain tapping against the roof.

On the bed beside me, Konan was still sleeping, her blue hair spread out like a halo. She looked so peaceful, so innocent. It was hard to believe she'd grow up to be one of the most dangerous kunoichi in the Akatsuki.

Wait a minute...

If I'm Yahiko, that means I'm the leader of the Akatsuki. Or at least, I will be. And if I'm the leader, maybe I can change things. Maybe I can avoid the whole "dying tragically" thing and live long enough to enjoy my second chance at life.

But first, I need a plan.

Step 1: Don't Die

This seems obvious, but apparently, it's harder than it sounds. According to the original timeline, Yahiko dies because of Hanzo and Danzo's scheming. So, I need to avoid that whole mess.

Maybe I can convince Nagato and Konan to lay low for a while. Or better yet, maybe I can find a way to take Hanzo and Danzo out before they can take me out.

Step 2: Get Stronger

I'm not exactly a powerhouse right now. Yahiko's skills are decent, but they're not on the level of someone like Minato or Itachi. If I want to survive in this world, I need to get stronger.

That means training. A lot of training. And maybe finding a few cheat codes along the way.

Step 3: Build My Harem

Okay, maybe this isn't the most important step, but it's definitely on the list. I mean, come on. I'm in a world full of beautiful, powerful women. Am I just supposed to ignore that?

Konan's already here, so that's a good start. But why stop there? Maybe I can recruit Tsunade, or Kurenai, or even Mei Terumi. The possibilities are endless.

Step 4: Become Immortal

This is the ultimate goal. If I can become immortal, I won't have to worry about dying ever again. I can live forever, ruling the ninja world and enjoying my harem in peace.

There are a few ways to achieve immortality in this world. Orochimaru figured it out, so why can't I? Maybe I can even do it without turning into a snake.

Final Thoughts

As I lay there, staring at the ceiling, I couldn't help but feel a surge of determination. Sure, I'm stuck in the body of a guy who's destined to die, but that doesn't mean I have to follow the script.

I'm going to rewrite this story. I'm going to become the strongest, the smartest, and the most badass version of Yahiko this world has ever seen.

And if that fat penguin thinks he can just toss me into this mess and walk away, he's got another thing coming.

Oh, and yeah, I forgot to tell you about this Impregnation No Jutsu of mine. It's a jutsu that basically rewards me for impregnating women.

Sounds wild, right? But hey, when fat penguin gives you a weird-ass jutsu, you roll with it.

So, how does it work? Simple. Every time I impregnate a woman, I get one of her abilities—and not just any version of it. The ability I get is slightly better than hers. It's like getting an upgraded version of her skills.

And the rewards for impregnating a woman are fixed. No randomness here. Just pure, unadulterated power-ups.

But that's not all. The jutsu also rewards me for, well, other activities. Like taking a woman's virginity, or hitting certain milestones—10 times, 100 times, and so on.

The rewards for these are randomized, though. It's like a gacha system, but with less anime waifus and more real-life consequences.

You might be wondering how I know all this. Well, it came along with my memories as Yahiko.

Now, it's time to get powerful, become immortal, build a harem, and live forever. Sounds like a plan, right?

{A/N: Would You Guys Like To See A Female Nagato?🌚}