Naruto: Start By Punching Trees And Shocking Kurama!

The Pure Land.

The Sage of Six Paths, who is sitting cross-legged in the void, suddenly opened his eyes. His expression flickered slightly as he muttered in confusion, "Strange."

"Why are all these people coming to the Pure Land together today?"

The Sage of Six Paths felt a headache when he looked at the guys who appeared in the Pure Land.

He had just taken a short nap, only to wake up and find that, for some reason, people had been frequently traveling back and forth between the Pure Land and the living world lately.

Especially the white-haired Shinobi!

He counted the number of times this guy came, and it added up to 86 times.

When the Sage of Six Paths saw the white-haired man flickering in and out of the Pure Land, he nearly lost his temper and considered personally teaching him a lesson.

'Bastard!'

'What on earth do these people regard the Pure Land as!?'

'A brothel?!'

'Everyone can come and go as they please!'

The Sage of Six Paths looked at the group of people, sighed deeply, and kept forcing himself to calm down.

'Forget it...'

'The biggest crisis in the Shinobi World has not yet arrived, so it is not yet time for me to take action.'

After calming down, the Sage of Six Paths closed his eyes again and resumed his nap...

…

"Sas... Sasuke, where are we?"

Karin stared at the thick mist surrounding them and was completely stunned.

She clearly remembered that she was in Orochimaru's hideout just a moment ago.

How had she suddenly ended up in this eerie, fog-covered place?

It was like she had been hit by a Genjutsu out of nowhere.

Sasuke was silent for a long time after hearing this.

'Damn it!'

'I messed up!'

'I actually blew myself up to the Pure Land!'

Sasuke instantly regretted his irrational attack just now.

"Father...where are we?"

Mitsuki grabbed the corner of Sasuke's clothes and said timidly, which made Sasuke almost go berserk again.

"Don't ever call me 'Father'!"

"Or I'll beat you up!!"

Sasuke snorted and ripped the boy's hand away.

For some reason, he always felt like this kid was deliberately provoking him.

Sasuke didn't answer Karin's words, but started walking towards the mist. The two people behind him hesitated for a moment and then quickly followed.

Not long after, the three saw a group of Uchiha clansmen gathered around a bonfire. The moment Sasuke saw them, his face paled.

Cold sweat instantly drenched his back.

'Oh no!!'

'I forgot about the beating I got last time in the Pure Land!'

Fugaku, sitting at the front, turned and spotted his youngest son. His Mangekyo Sharingan was activated instantly, and the clansmen beside him also activated their Sharingan.

Everyone's eyes were on the boy, who loved to wear women's clothes and was unable to awaken the three tomoe on the night of the genocide.

Sasuke's face twitched and he subconsciously reached into his pocket, only to find that the quicklime powder on his body was gone.

After a brief pause, he pretended not to notice and began slowly backing away.

But after just two steps, he bumped into Karin, who had caught up behind him.

"Sasuke?"

"What's wrong?"

Karin was overjoyed at the accidental contact, but when she turned her head, she saw a group of people with Sharingan were glaring straight at them.

"Hang that brat up!!"

"Hang him up!"

Fugaku was obviously still upset about not being able to deal with his son last time, and he immediately rallied the clansmen to charge at Sasuke.

He even pulled out a metal rod he had prepared in advance and strode forward with a stern expression.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh…

In an instant, the Uchiha clansmen surrounded Sasuke and the other two.

The sight nearly made Sasuke's brain shut down from panic.

If he fought back...

He had a feeling things would end even worse for him.

In addition, without the Heavy Xuan Ruler or his scrolls, he stood no chance against this crowd of red-eyed Uchiha.

Karin stood there in a daze, gripping Sasuke's arm, still confused about the situation.

She always felt something was wrong.

'Hadn't the Uchiha Clan been wiped out?'

'How come we meet them here?'

'Where is this place?'

The only one who reacted quickly was Mitsuki. Seeing the crowd advancing toward his 'father' aggressively, he immediately rushed in front of Sasuke and spread his arms protectively.

At the same time, he activated his one-tomoe Sharingan and mustered up the courage to shout, "Don't you dare hurt my father!!!"

Fugaku: "???"

Uchiha Clansmen: "??"

Clang…

When Fugaku heard this, he was so shocked that his jaw nearly hit the ground, and the metal rod slipped from his hand and clattered loudly against the ground.

Mikoto, who was standing beside him, covered her mouth with her hands, her eyes filled with tears.

The couple immediately focused their attention on the five-year-old child.

'What's going on!?'

'Sasuke is actually a father???'

'But it should be right!'

'Judging from this child's Sharingan, he is definitely Sasuke's child!'

'And the child's mother...'

'Could it be the red-haired girl next to Sasuke?'

Fugaku and Mikoto had never imagined they would 'live' to see their grandchild.

But before the two elders could be happy for long, Fugaku suddenly realized something odd.

'Wait…!!'

'This kid's age doesn't add up!'

'Sasuke should be only 14 years old now, right??'

'It's impossible that he had a child with this girl at the age of 9, right?'

In comparison, Mikoto didn't think too much about it. As long as this child was her grandson, nothing else mattered.

With a kind smile, she stepped forward and hugged Mitsuki, gently patting the child's head.

"Good boy..."

"I'm your grandmother."

Mitsuki looked up in confusion, glanced at the woman in front of him, then turned to look at his 'father' behind him.

Sasuke's heart skipped a beat when he heard Mitsuki's nonsense.

'Damn it, damn it, damn it!!'

'It's over!!'

'Naruto! Save me quickly!'

'If my parents knew that this child was created by Orochimaru, they would definitely beat me to a pulp.'

Turning his head and glancing at the nervous Karin, the clever Sasuke immediately came up with a desperate idea.

'It seems that if I want to avoid today's disaster, I'll have to play along with this lie…'

Fugaku looked serious. He waved his hand to signal his clansmen not to take any action, then walked forward to ask Sasuke.

"Sasuke!"

"Tell me!"

"What is the truth about this child?"

He didn't know if it was his imagination or something, but he always felt that Mitsuki's skin was too pale.

It was familiar...

He seemed to have seen such skin somewhere before, but he couldn't quite remember where.

"Husband, watch your tone!"

"You'll scare my grandson!"

Mikiko, who is still holding Mitsuki protectively, snapped at Fugaku like a tigress shielding her cub. She wouldn't let her grandchild suffer even a little distress.

Sasuke was so scared that he screamed for help in his heart.

'If they find out the truth...'

'I will definitely be beaten to death!'

"Sasuke, this child's mother should be her, right?"

Mikiko smiled warmly at the flustered Karin.

"Huh???"

Karin was confused for a moment and was about to wave her hands to deny it, but Sasuke couldn't let that happen. He quickly covered her mouth and answered first.

"Y-Yeah!!"

"That's right!"

Mikoto's expression softened when she heard this, and even Fugaku and the clansmen around them looked much more relaxed.

'It seems that the survival of the Uchiha Clan will not be a big problem in the future!!'

As long as Sasuke wasn't getting into any forbidden relationships with the Yondaime Hokage's son, they could accept this.

But just as everyone was feeling relieved, Mitsuki spoke up unhappily, "No!!"

"I don't have a mother!!"

"Mitsuki has two fathers!"

"I am the son of Father Orochimaru and Father Sasuke!"

Fugaku: "???"

Mikoto: "???"

Uchiha Clansmen: "???"

'Orochimaru... and Sasuke???'

'Damn it!!!'

'What on earth is this kid doing!?'

'Why did he have a child with Orochimaru?!'

The entire Uchiha clansmen's brain froze for half a second when they heard this, and Fugaku glanced at Mitsuki's fair skin again...

And finally remembered who it reminded him of.

'DAMN IT!!'

'I knew something was off!!!'

When Sasuke heard Mitsuki's nonsense, he was so scared that he grabbed Karin's hand and ran away.

The two of them ran very fast and in the blink of an eye, the two had sprinted a hundred meters away.

But at this moment, Sasuke suddenly heard his father's voice behind him.

"SUSANO'O!!"