oh brother( literally)

September 5th, 8AK

8:30 a.m

Academy

Narrator POV

(Welcome back to the Chronicle's of another chapter of this guy( I'm pointing at the MC but you can't see it because obviously there are no images, just imagine it or smth.)

(here we can see the MC staring at empty space, mind most definitely completely blank, but honestly it's been 2 weeks since the uchiha massacre let's cut him some slack, oh wait he's thinking again, let's see what illustrious thoughts will come from his brilliant mind.)

'Why?'

(Oh dear.)

'Why?'

(Hey he might say something nice....maybe?)

'Why am I here?'

(Oh, mid life crisis?....

( that's....not new.)

'In this class full of idiots when I could be training to.....when I could be training.'

....Or not)

(Anyways it seems the MC is a jackass, guess being mind tortured fucks with your emotions , who woulda guessed, right? RIGHT??!!- *ahem* sorry been having a rough week with all these narrations I have to be doing.)

(it's currently two weeks after the Mc -well Sasuke- woke up and he's actually been spending that time wisely....well I don't know how wise drinking a shredded concoction of cow and pig kidneys is, but he did awaken a 3 tomoe Sharingan because of it so hey if it works it works , he had a 2 tomoe already the trauma was mildly worth it, weird that he didn't awaken a Mangekyo.)

(But aside from that Fitbit of information I don't think I should spoil this any futher for you so please let us dive into the past with the oh so wonderous Furasshubakkutekunikku( For the normies that don't use google translate ( I scoff at your existence) "flashback technique')

(So before we go back...I should probably warn you the Mc is a rambler he just keeps yapping , enjoy this seminar of him trying out abilities with chakra that he saw in....fanfiction? *Sigh* , onwards.)

August 29, 8AK

 Mid evening

 MC POV

Uchiha Training Ground 5

' Chakra is made of yin and yang but what is yin and yang? Hmmm, I would say yin is the mental energy produce by a soul....and yang would be....the bodies vitality? But

that doesn't sound right .

The naruto world has always taken elements of several religions maybe I could apply christianity to this context? in genesis it says that God formed man from dust, which makes sense because our bodies have several minerals and such that comprises us , and he breathed into us to make us a living soul, that could mean that there is no soul per se but instead we are the soul, and if I apply naruto logic the sage did say at some point that yin gives form so the forming of the body or the soul gives us the dead soul but with spirit( breath of life, yang etc) that dead souls become animate becoming a living soul... so in this context yang is the spirit or the animating part of the energy that allows us existence whereas yin us what gives us form or well a body, but that theory sounds wrong cause in most fanfics it says that yin is the energy of the mind so it should be responsible for forming the mind or consciousness right? '

I get up and start pacing , face most likely twisted due to deep thinking.

'Maybe yin is what allows for the brain , as in yin gives the body form for example the organs so yin gives the body the base possibility of an ability and yang allows us to act on it by animating us , or well kick starting the system I guess?,

Though maybe the Bible Can't be applied to this, or I'm using the wrong parts? Well doesn't matter I have a working (kinda) theory on what yin and yang are .'

Walking over to the training dummies I think with a frown ' I haven't even unlocked chakra and I'm already theorizing what chakra is , whatever chakra should be quite simple to do... seeing as it is in the body by default due to the chakra system it wouldn't even be unlocking would it ,logically , it would just be noticing it .'

Stooping down in a crouch I close my eyes , 'it's an internal bodily function like how blood is flowing through the body the difference is that chakra is stationary until mobilization, fanfic mc probably just thought it was moving because majority of them had systems that used their abilities for them so they didn't explore their chakra system thoroughly or they just confused the fact chakra is spread through the chakra system all over the body. '

'There is no chakra core only a system.'

Focussing on my right arm I try to feel my blood as it is pumped through the body 'I'm failing?' , 'Why can't I feel anything ' , ' it's like there is just an absence ' , ' am I like rock Lee? '

'Am I really just that talentless'

' a sasuke uchiha who can't use chakra what a joke'

' wait as sasuke uchiha I already experienced feeling my chakra '

'There it is '

'Now my plans can a commence'

Getting out of my crouch and glancing around at the surroundings of the training ground

'The training ground is surrounded by lush greenery, including tall trees and dense foliageg, with several open areas within allowing for various training activities with wooden training dummies that for target practice ( placed in strategic formations for shuriken, kunai and senbon throwing)

or practicing taijutsu forms , there are some rocky outcrops and boulders scattered throughout the area, providing additional elements for training and practice and small ponds/streams/ rivers? I don't know anyways this place is so gloomy, wonder where that underground area itachi trained in is matter of fact where the hell is the library, wonder if the village actually stole all the scrolls like those fanfics said' , shrugging my shoulders I gather some kunai and start practicing the form for throwing them, 'can never be complacent have to always be training '

August 31, 8AK

 7:43 a.m

 Mc POV

Uchiha compound

 Library

'Finally', stepping through the door 'weird scent Is that sage wood? And metal clippings? , rows of book shelves stretch filled with 'scrolls? so they didn't steal them or they copied them that would make more sense they are ninjas after all or all these scrolls have nonsense in them which would explain Sasuke being so weak originally guess I have to read everything here with extreme distrust ', walking towards a random shelf ' they aren't labelled for some reason'

[ Fireball jutsu

A ball of flames

Hand signs

Serpent, Ram, Monkey, Boar, Horse,

Tiger]

' So this shelf is for fire ninjutsu how do I reach to the top of the shelf ' , looking around , 'is that a ladder, but it slides? What the fuck , well atleast I can reach the top of the shelf now, seriously this thing is huge but I doubt this is all the jutsu we have on fire release seeing as there are steps going upstairs, i should label the shelves so I don't forget what is what or just use my Sharingan to remember....maybe. I need to get started on that genjutsu however I need to know how genjutsu operates first'

walking around I labelled all the shelves, ' it was surprising to see that there are separate shelves for the nature releases aswell however it's mostly just the same things being repeated in each scroll with different wording which is disappointing and possible a sort of sabotage done by Danzo, can't have anymore itachi's popping up can we, made sure to memorize everything I could with the Sharingan especially genjutsu, I think I can finally utilize the genjutsu ability of the Sharingan without much hesitation now that I know the theory behind it '

August 31 , 8AK

 10:53 a.m

 MC POV

 Home

Inside mindscape

" This is kind of cool aside from all the information just floating around, I remember all those stories with uchiha mc's and they all seemed to run out of chakra on a simple thing like memorizing shit, though maybe it's due to my unique nature why it's different for me? I have all the information from the library in my head and I guess Danzo supposed sabotage didn't get far as there are still S - Rank jutsu here , well not that I have a problem with it , now how do I go about making a mind palace , wait if I do achieve it doesn't that mean I can use yin chakra by itself or maybe it uses yang? I doubt it though"

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 1:45 p.m

MINDSCAPE

"Oh that was way easier than I thought, now this Is a mindscape unlike what Naruto had going on, wide open ocean with glacier structures and the occasional flying fish, that actually is just a mindscape construct with knowledge stored it it, having to study an actual fish's movement patterns to apply it here was annoying but it payed off , my mind feels kinda more clear with all the information being 'organized'."

Jumping into the water , " man this water is so cool....wait could I build up a tolerance to things like pain and such if I trick my body into believing whatever happens here happens in real life with a genjutsu....I'm gonna do it"

 3:10 p.m

MINDSCAPE

".....I failed, guess my will was too strong? Or I'm just shit at genjutsu , maybe I'm targeting wrong like maybe I shouldn't be genjutsuing (Narrator here ....um I'm officially copyrighting this term, thank you ) my self but instead my brain but how do I target my brain alone and what part of my brain even regulates situations the parietal lobe or the temporal sulcus? *Agh* why didn't I pay attention in biology?, I guess I'm gonna have to just wing it , chakra is based off intent after all ."

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"Wait can I use genjutsu inside the mindscape? I mean I restructured it and that probably uses yin chakra so maybe -

Sharingan Genjutsu"

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"Have you even eaten an edible? no? Well neither have I but I think this how it would feel , everywhere around me is an iridescent rainbow , weird shapes in 3d and 2d flicker in and out of focus I stab my hand and the somewhat dull pain that wasn't actually pain was nowhere to be seen , huh? That actually hurt, he...hehe..hehehe...I'm a fucking genius....I'm...i...