Otaku In The Nasuverse

He said with a massive blush while panting and I thought dear god why did you create such a horrid abomination of a human being then he said even more vile words to me you know if you really wanted to ravage me this bad I would have let you

I then proceeded to slap him across the room than I said I would never and I mean never do it with a guy (A/N this is only a little true because he is a Astolfo fan) much less with you now stop acting like a dog in heat and get in the shower we still have to go to class tomorrow

But even with that he only did one thing that made me nearly short circuit he fucking got a boner dear god wtf was Nasu thinking when creating them like what the fuck they weren't

This unhinged in Strange/Fake like fuck I think you know what I think i'll be taking the shower first I say as I proceed to walk to the bathroom door but he runs up to me and says ''How bout we take one together and have some fu-'' before he can finish that one sentence I kick him across the room again and close lock and reinforce the door

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After my shower I noticed something horrible after drying myself off and brushing my teeth I forgot my clothes and I had only one word to say

Shit I then very I do mean very reluctantly asked prelati for my clothes and much to no one's surprise they said i'll give you them if you choke me again (A/N if you know you you know I had to learn about them in history class)

And I said ''With pleasure'' and he seemed surprised that I agreed before saying ''You know what i'll ask you for another request for these since you were probably going to do that anyway because for some reason you seem to be quite annoyed by me''

But before they could ask for another request I barged out of the bathroom and choked them till they passed out then I got my stuff and went back to the

Bathroom and got into my pj's and when I got out again he was surprisingly awake after I choked him and he said you already did what I wanted you to do before going in the shower

Then I remember some very important things that I missed first I could just project clothes for myself that won't get permanently clapped out of existence by gaia second I ran out of the bathroom without a towel around me and third he most likely saw my dick and wanted for me to do that

I think I need to be as far away as possible from him come to think of it why do we share the same room in the clock tower I then found a note on his table [ Here is one of the favors I owe you a room with you and Archie so you can annoy him by Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg]

I then proceed to yell out in anger ''Prelati'' in the shower oh seems he saw the note (A/N i'm too lazy to right Prelati Pov and Mc POv so just assume that it switched to the Mc's pov)

You know what I don't feel like thinking about this anymore i'm just going to go to sleep after that I just went to sleep too tired to deal with a horny Prelati

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That's when something like the sounds of moaning woke me up and oddly enough it sounded a lot like someone I knows voice then I remember who I was in a room with as I shot awake and grabbed the person under mease hair

And behold it was Prelati but I decided to ask what they where doing down there and they said ''You had some morning wood so as the good friend I am I decide to take care of it~'' I then again proceed to throw them across the room again

After that I took another shower and I remembered my clothes this time thank god and soon after that prelati took their shower as well but they did not do one important thing and now i'm in a very awkward situation

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''PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON BASTARD!!!'' then prelati said ''I don't want to'' ''I don't care if you want to or not put them on make me you know what I will'' I then proceeded to force their clothes on them

It took an entire hour to force their clothes on them because they would not stop moaning and telling me things I would rather not here again

Anyway after that I rushed him out the door with me to get to class on time... finally were here with 5 minutes to spare alright time to act so good not even magecraft can detect my lies and once I did I entered the room with prelati and sat down at the end of the room and sadly prelati sat down right next to me

Anyway as the teacher arrived they told us to introduce ourselves till they got to me

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''Hello my Name is Archie Maňuška I hope we can all get along well'' I say with a way to bright smile then I sit down and then Prelati introduced themself but I did not listen to whatever they said and just started to look at the Whiteboard at the front of the classroom

After they were finished class started and they told us about the basic theory of magecraft and I pretended to listen with excitement but I really did not give to fucks and I was thinking about how to improve my puppet to a even higher degree when sudinaly pretati started to

Talk to me for awhile but when he noticed I was not listening to him he started whispering things that no child no matter how mature can listen to and keep a straight face heck not even some adults could listen to this without screaming stop

But before they could say another word I stomped on their foot but instead of stopping they told me even more lewd things till I had to make a bounded field to punch them and get them to stop

(A/N If you are wondering how the teacher is not noticing him doing this he has a marble phantasm and he uses it in a lot of ways if you say bulshit its not he can still get clapped by people like the queen of the clock tower and he is only at mountain level right now *cough* *cough* Full power Artoria is complex multiversal at least *cough* *cough*)

After that they stayed quiet for the rest of the class and after that I went out to get some stuff to eat with of course prelati following me and once we got are food when I was not looking he spiked my food with aphrodisiac but sadly for him I just swapped are foods and he ate mine but did not change at all

Wow this guy must be so damn horny that stuff like that does not affect him in any way I guess that is one perc for being such a horny bastard

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And like that 10 years passed prelati surprisingly only died once in these 10 years but even with that they keep on annoying me and they even somehow got to be on the same team as me to hunt down Dead Apostle's I still kind of hate them but they have

Grown on me mostly because they have annoyed me non stop for 10 years but anyway we are hunting down a Dead Apostle ancestor candidate right now were about to ambush him or so they think but

(A/N this is all your getting I like having brain cells and also how are you even finding this fanfic I can't even find this unless I try also also the 2 you's are there to show him stuttering bye)